God is a Woman

[k0balt]

[glubby]

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[mitchipedia]

[daebelly]

[sluttynurse]

the serve

[denyjesuschrist]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

LA is so funny cause wym i just stopped at Chipotle and accidentally had a conversation with the producer of Van Helsing 2004 and got to tell him that im clinically obsessed with that movie and he was like “i’ll text the director that right now he’ll love that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think a lot of you guys are vastly overestimating the celebrity status of a 65 year old editor producer of a 2004 movie who was picking up his own Chipotle in cargo shorts

[dogpuppy]

[unusual]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[mlembug]

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

[unyielding-pussy]

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[wirelessmousegirl]

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[arandomquark]

I'm not exactly an economic expert but this is a graph from the US Census Bureau which has median household income at $83k. I do not think the $24k figure is true

[greelin]

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[nickyflowers]

we need Internet 2: an internet for people who give a shit and like talking to real people. Internet 1 can be for LLMs and Mastercard

[orbitingrook]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[shittalkingclassicliterature]

[intactics]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

There’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliens

[numbersareimaginary]

Tower bridge was clearly built by a group of ancient Mongol explorers

[patrochilles-or-bust]

It is believed that there was influence from more advanced civilizations outside of Europe to help build complex structures like Big Ben, which show a more civilized understanding of time and math than the primitive Stonehenge.