✌️👽Gupster™️

guppy the goat. REQUESTS ARE OPEN!! "i can't move my body!" "SWITCH" socials: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[iamathickfemboy]

every reader knows this feeling

when you know EXACTLY what you wanna read but no one has it and ur too lazy to write it yourself 😭😭

LIKE I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR DEEP, HEART-WRENCHING ANGST THAT TURNS INTO HEAVY, DIRTY SMUT 😭😭

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE

me paying whoever can do this for me:

[iamathickfemboy]

guys im so sorry 💔

MAYURI IS UGLY ASFUCK.

like I was reading smut and it was multiple bleach guys headcanons. AND THEN AT THE END I SAW MAYURI HEADCANONS

LIKE IMAGINE GETTING YOUR ASS TAKEN AND YOU SEE THIS ABOVE YOU

UGLY ASS FUCKING BITCH

YELLOW TEETH HAVING ASS BITCH

THEM FUCKING TEETH LOOK LIKE GRILLS HOW FUCKIN YELLOW THEY ARE

LOOKIN LIKE A FUCKIN CLOWN

I WOULD RATHER DATE JOKER BRO

NOT EVEN THAT FUCKIN FACE PAINT COULD FIX YOUR UGLY MUG

DAMN BRO 💔

HE AIN’T GETTING NO PUSS-PUSS

[iamathickfemboy]

Guys, the fucking Devils are here.

I could write a whole fucking paragraph (NAH FUCK THAT I COULD WRITE A WHOLE BOOK) about how much I fucking despise these two.

poor Alucard 💔💔

FUCK YOU SUMI AND TAKA

[iamathickfemboy]

MY CHILDREN, PLEASE HELP ME 😭😭

Since u guys have been good noodles ( I MADE IT TO OVER 100 LIKES, TYSM!!), I’m gonna write a good, juicy fanfic (or maybe more than one 😜)

Please give me some suggestions, requests are now open!!

Fandoms that I’ll take:

-Bleach

-MHA

-KNY

-Naruto

-JJK

-Castlevania

-Resident Evil

-Devil May Cry (my fuckin specialty, bitches)

-ANY other game (but no other anime cuz I don’t watch a lot of anime anyway)

THANKS, WHORES

[iamathickfemboy]

guysssss I think I have a new crush 🥹✌️

THAT FINE ASS WHITE CHOCOLATE HALF-VAMPIRE FROM CASTLEVANIAAAA

YES I’M TALKING ABOUT ALUCARD 😩😩😩

THAT MAN IS SO HOT OML

I WANT TO BRAID HIS HAIRRRRR (the hair on his head guys.)

I never like vampires before but he is so fucking hot 😍

(not to mention Trevor and Sypha HOT DAMN.)

[iamathickfemboy]

when u find a good 20k word fanfic but ur too lazy to read the whole thing

LIKE WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS, BRAIN??

[iamathickfemboy]

WHY ARE BLEACH MEN AND WOMEN SO FUCKING FINE😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

IDC IF THEY’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, I PROLLY WANT BOTH OF THEM ANYWAY

“dude, u can’t get married to Yoruichi cuz Kisuke would be jealous”

“bro, Orihime is married to Ichigo. she’s taken”

“Rukia and Renji have a literal kid together”

BITCH I WANNA CRACK THEM AND THEIR BOYFRIENDS, IDGAF

me in Bleach tryna decide who to crack first:

CALL ME BONNIE BLUE THE WAY I’D FUCK EVERYONE

[iamathickfemboy]

If u ever wanna become friends, just remember that I watch thirst traps and listen to whimpering audios for an hour straight before anything else 🥹✌️

[iamathickfemboy]

y’all wanna know why I wasn’t posting Apr-May??

i was hating on MAGA, Tr*mp, Charlie Jerk, Epstein, and ppl who make pedophile jokes

ik im such a fucking loser, right?? 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀😩😩😩😩😩😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[iamathickfemboy]

Top 10 Bleach Characters who I would literally go home with after 0 drinks at the bar

10. Ulquiorra Cifer

9. Renji Abarai

8. Orihime Inoue

7. Byakuya Kuchiki

6. Isshin Kurosaki

5. Sosuke Aizen

(get it cuz he was the captain of the fifth… nvm)

4. Kisuke Urahara AND Yoruichi Shihouin

3. Ichigo Kurosaki

2. lwk hear me out okay?? Kenpachi. DONT HATE ME.

OH BABY I RAN OUTTA HOT CHARACTERS BC IM A LARPER LWK

[iamathickfemboy]

guys im sorry for leaving for so long i had to figure out how to use Tumblr correctly

#fairs

[iamathickfemboy]

Songs I have been obsessed with Part 1 of ᶦᵈᶠᵏ

ɪ sǫᴜᴇᴇᴢᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ, ʏᴇᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs

ʙʏ ɪʙᴜᴋɪ ᴍɪᴏᴅᴀ (𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘢)

𝘪 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺❤️‍🔥

𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘛𝘺𝘭𝘦𝘳, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘺🎧

𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘺💋

𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰💥

𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦🍫

𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳🎤

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘺🎸

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘸𝘸𝘸𝘸𝘸🪩

[iamathickfemboy]

I’M SOOO BACK

Guys I missed y’all so much 😭😭

I lost motivation, but I promise that won’t happen for a looooong time!

Mama’s here to feed my babies again 😍

(how many of y’all like bleach? THE ANIME NOT THE CLEANING PRODUCT)

please, don’t be shy to send mama some requests! I’m ALWAYS yes ALWAYS open!!

LOVE Y’ALL ⚔️🌹

(btw im changing my name)

[iamathickfemboy]

Dante walks up to Lady’s house and knocks on the door.

Lady answers after about five minutes of knocking and her saying “One minute!”

She is holding Nero and Kyrie’s baby.

Dante thinks she cheated on him.

Dante: “I can’t believe you would do this to me”

Lady: “Dante—“

Dante: “I trusted you.”

Lady: “Dante…”

Dante: “I let myself be vulnerable with you.”

Lady: “Dante, are you stupid? This is Nero’s son.”

Dante: “Oh.”

Lady: (rethinking her life choices)

Dante: “…I brought pizza. :)”

[iamathickfemboy]

No escape.

You couldn’t take it anymore. You had been taken away from everything and everyone you loved. “To protect you” he said with that cold voice. So you ran. Again and again and again. But no matter how many times you planned, no matter how many times you escaped, no matter how many times you thought you were safe, he was there.

“Don’t you know I did all this for you?” He said calmly, voice dripping with poison. You tried to move, but his grip on you was iron. He was not letting you go. Not again.

All you could do was stare at the man who you once loved. The man who *promised* he’d always protect you. And if you really think about it, he hadn’t broke that promise.

He leaned in and kissed your lips. Tears formed in your eyes as he picked you up bridal-style and carried you back to what he called “your new home”.

“I will keep you here. I will keep you safe. Even if that means breaking you down until you can *only* rely on me.”

you knew he wasn’t lying.

[iamathickfemboy]

Nero: “Hey. What do you like better, Red or Blue?”

You: “Blue. Easy.”

Nero: “Strawberries or Blueberries?”

You: “Strawberries are so much better. When does this get hard?”

Nero: “Dante or Vergil?”

You: “Slow down, chief.”

[iamathickfemboy]

LIKE THE SPICE

I decided to make a Resident Evil 8 fanfic. Here you go! ;)

Summary: you didn’t think you’d be fit to have a kid, considering your past. Boy were you wrong.

1996. A year you thought would be like any year. Well, any year for a S.T.A.R.S member. A normal day for you was kicking zombie ass. But that year changed you completely.

You and the rest of the Bravo Team were sent to investigate strange murders in the mountains. That’s where everything went wrong. Your team was viciously attacked. The attack left a scar on your body, as well as your brain.

The Alpha Team had later been sent to… well no one had ever told you why. You assumed it was to see if the Bravo Team had been eaten, which they had. You had been the only one who survived, but you wished you hadn’t.

You went with the Alpha Team to a mansion hidden in the mountain. Creepy as hell. But you weren’t gonna risk staying out there. Not with them.

Chris Redfield was apart of the Alpha Team, along with Jill Valentine and their captain, Albert Wesker. You met the team a while back, when you first joined.

Jill and Chris were nice enough for two people that have to kill zombies all the time. But the Captain… you had your suspicions about him. And your suspicions had been proven right.

That son of a bitch was working with Umbrella, the motherfuckers who cause this shit in the first place. The whole reason S.T.A.R.S existed was to fight against Umbrella. Why would he—

You were pulled out of your thoughts by a knock at the door. “What is wrong with me…?” you said softly, shaking your head to bring yourself back to the present. You took another sip of your coffee, and got up to answer the door.

After the events at the Spencer Mansion in 1996, you left S.T.A.R.S. You couldn’t bring yourself to keep fighting these… freaks. It seemed like it would never end.

Although you left, you stayed in contact with Chris. You bonded over trauma and became friends. But he basically disappeared off the face of the Earth. Why? You didn’t know. Hell, you still didn’t know to this day what he’s been up to.

You hadn’t seen him in more than 10 years. Which was why you’re confused seeing a much older Chris Redfield at your door. And that wasn’t even the craziest thing. He was holding a baby.

“Hey. Long time no see.” Chris fucking Redfield said, standing at your door. “If it isn’t the boulder-punching motherfucker. What are you doing here?” You said. You were hella glad to see him, but you were confused. Why had he shown up out of the blue? And with a baby?

“I see you finally knocked somebody up.” You said, leaning against your doorframe. “Oh, no. She isn’t mine. She’s Ethan’s daughter.”

Ethan… who was Ethan.. oh. That fool that went to save his wife in Louisiana. Ethan Winters. A dumb motherfucker if you ever saw one.

“I know him. Well, I heard about him. Fuckin’ idiot.” You said, recalling what you heard from a BSAA member. Chris’s face hardened a fraction, and you noticed. How did that piss him off? “He wasn’t an idiot. He cared about his family to the end…”

You stood up straight, pushing off your doorframe. “He died, didn’t he?”. You didn’t get a response, which was an answer enough. “Sorry for talking about him that way, Chris. I didn’t mean anything by it..” “It’s fine. I know you didn’t”

You hadn’t seen or heard from Chris Redfield in a long time. What the hell was he doing on your doorstep, holding a baby that isn’t even his?

Oh no.

“Listen, I need you to do something for me. Before Ethan died, he asked me to take care of his daughter, and—“ you interrupted him, putting your hand up. “Chris, are you gonna ask me to take care of that girl?” you said calmly. “I need you to do this for me. I can’t take care of a baby, I hardly know what I’m doing.” “And you think I do? Chris I’m not a goddamn housewife. Never touched a baby in my life.”

He knew you were right. You and him both knew neither of you were fit to take care of a child. But in his mind you were the person he trusted most.

You paused. You scrunched your nose in thought. You were a killing machine. Blood on your hands from so many people. Both zombies… and innocent humans. You stared at the little girl in his hands, the girl making little cooing noises and staring up at you with those annoying little blue eyes.

“What’s her name?” you asked, still staring down at the little bundle of whatever innocence the world had left. “Rosemary Winters” Chris replied, almost immediately. You quirked an eyebrow at the rare name “Rosemary? Like the spice?” “Like the spice.”

You weren’t fit to take care of a baby. You were a mess with a thousand skeletons in your closet. Babies were a handful. Slobbery, expensive. But cute. Rosemary… Rose stared up at you with those blue eyes, you assumed she got from her father. That little bundle of whatever innocence the world had left.

You weren’t fit to take care of a baby. You weren’t. But now, as you rocked baby Rosemary, like the spice, to sleep, hours after Chris had thanked you and left, she stared up at you with wonder. Her eyes closing slowly as she cooed contentedly. As you stared down at her with the same wonder, the same curiosity, the same growing love, you thought…

“maybe this won’t be so bad”

A/N: yeah I rewrote this over and over again. But I really hope you enjoyed and let me know what I should write next!

Your’s Truly,

⚔️Rebellion⚔️