I Am Bored

I am bored, I write stuff, I sh*t post.

[iamboredwriting]

i guess i forgot that i had a tumblr... anyone still here?

[itsapmseymour]

Nice OC you got there, you gonna make them Kiss another OC or make their life a living hell?

[iamboredwriting]

is it too much to ask for both?

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You've been weird. New levels of weird. Spooky kinds of weird. Are you possessed or something?"

"You know, I wish it was that simple."

[iamboredwriting]

"oh god what is it this time?"

"Remember when I killed Lucifer?"

"no good story starts like that Jesse."

"he is corrupting me from the inside"

"How is it always worse?"

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"I have never been more tired in my entire life. I need to start doing cocaine."

"Spectacularly bad idea. Just take a nap."

"Do I look like I have time for naps?"

[iamboredwriting]

"if you have time for designing armour you'll never make, you have time for naps Jesse."

"shuttup you're not my dad!"

"sometimes it feels like I am..."

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"What makes you think I give a single shit about you?"

"You hallucinating my ghost for the past half a year is a pretty big clue. C'mon, what's the harm in admitting you love me? It's not like I can die again."

[iamboredwriting]

"you treated me like shit when you were alive. Dying was the best thing you've done for me."

"oh come on striker, you were obsessed with me!"

"where's my pills..."

"don't ignore me again. I'll be back."

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"I'll be right back. Please don't do any grand displays of magic while I'm gone."

"Are you sure? I thought I might send up a sunbeam like a signal flare. Let the whole valley know where I am."

"I'm serious. Don't."

[iamboredwriting]

"fine. Only because I haven't photosynthesised enough today."

"thank you simon. You want anything?"

"want some fuccin sunlight"

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[graceless-writing]

“fuck you, my child is fine-”

Ma'am, your child is a writer

[iamboredwriting]

the fact that I am at an ALL DAY WRITING EVENT and I saw this made me feel so called out

[iamboredwriting]

that OC I won't shut up about

so i got bored and decided to basically make a wikipedia entry about the main character of my story I can't shut up about. Maybe read it, or don't, I don't really care, I just got bored

Name: Jesse Days

Hero name: Crimson Cross

Powers: usually no powers, temporarily had the powers of Lucifer, could be argued that he has the power of an indomitable will.

equipment: borderline illegal suit of mechanized armour, mechanized prosthetic arm (left arm), a gun sometimes

Description: Jesse Days is a half Australian half Irish male who lives in the U.S (I haven't decided where so suggestions are welcome). He is five foot nine with light brown semi curly hair, he usually wears a dark red shirt under a black vest, with slightly baggy jeans and black sneakers, he lost his left arm in a battle where he was forced to either defuse a bomb, or let his girlfriend's twin sister die. He built himself a prosthetic arm which holds the power supply to his suit of armour, he also has a sleeve which goes over it for when he needs to act human.

Personality: Jesse was diagnosed with ADHD at a young age, he can be quite easily distracted if he doesn't find what he's doing very important. He's quite serious though, rarely joking, and trying to finish everything that he finds important as quickly and efficiently as possible. He doesn't understand how to have a conversation that well, which leads to him not having many friends. It is theorized by his few friends he watches YouTube videos on how to talk to people. He is fascinated by how machines work, and tried to learn to code when he was very young, which didn't work out, so he taught himself again when he was older. He loved to read old obscure comic characters when he was younger, but as he grew up he fell out of love with those stories. He is pansexual.

Personality tldr; gay neurodivergent

Anyone wanna hear his story????

[sneaky-detective-snom]

I’m feeling quirky today, gimme some Pokémon to draw

✏️cc•__)

Preferably something smol or without a lot of hair

✏️cc-__)

[iamboredwriting]

mew? Ditto? Perhaps even.... S N O M???

[itsapmseymour]

Sir, this is not a clown store, this is a clown country

Bold to assume Tumblr could survive as a country

[iamboredwriting]

bold to assume it couldn't survive as a whole planet

[iamboredwriting]

commenting on people's weight is kinda rude, even if you may be genuinely concerned, you don't know if you might be fueling an eating disorder

and if you yourself are struggling, I hope you get better and find peace either your body

you are always growing and changing as a person, your journey isn't complete, have a good day and treat yourself to something nice soon, you genuinely deserve it okay

...damn Tumblr is so nice

[iamboredwriting]

old OC story or whatever

So about that old OC I was talking about, his story has evolved a lot from when I was a small child, (it used to be awful) and now I think I have a story outline, and character arcs and sh*t. I might talk more about it if I get bored. I think it's a good story

[itsapmseymour]

Big Boiger

[iamboredwriting]

that boiger is too big my good sir, at least cut it in half, you’ll have too many calories

[itsapmseymour]

It’s too late John.

I ate the boiger.

[kawaiivrm]

Don’t you tell @itsapmseymour what to do.

He will eat a big boiger whenever he pleases.

[iamboredwriting]

I'm just worried he'll get too chubby

[itsapmseymour]

Big Boiger

[iamboredwriting]

that boiger is too big my good sir, at least cut it in half, you’ll have too many calories

[itsapmseymour]

It’s too late John.

I ate the boiger.

[iamboredwriting]

My name’s not John

Also you’re gonna gain so much wait from dat boiger

[itsapmseymour]

It’s worth it, John

[iamboredwriting]

*crying* my name's percy...

[itsapmseymour]

which soup do you think is the soupiest

In terms of the best tasting soup for soupiest,

Tori Ramen

For terms of the being the textbook definition of soupy…

Ice Cream Soup

[iamboredwriting]

But everything is soup. So the soupiest soup is the soup of the gods (the universe is the soupiest soup)

[catchymemes]

[iamboredwriting]

Same except Australia and I was only born in 2007