i was xymmae

i dont really do anything anymore

[horrorofthebeast]

I HAVE THE BEST IDEA, IM NOT AT HOME YET BUT ONCE I AM..... you'll see, you'll all see

[horrorofthebeast]

[mango-season]

can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public 

[my-darling-boy]

Me: I am going to consume this new content in reasonable amounts at a reasonable pace

Me, 5 minutes later:

[enraged-chihuahua]

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

[kaijuno]

[biohazrd]

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

[senatortedcruz]

gm ladies and gays

[curseworm]

the inherent shame of beginning… dont look at me while i learn

[marypickfords]

[lesbx]

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

[yourcalamity]

when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[saturnineaqua]

they know when theyve been had

[youareawolfqq]

[slimegargoyle]

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

[bob-belcher]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

if you name your son somethibg like Frank you’re essentially condemning him to have a moustache for his entire adult life

[angelicguy]

15 percent chance for him to be really good at guitar and wear exclusively wool clothing

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport