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how did everyone became so hot suddenly
I saw this and i felt inspired.
I’M DECEASED
You know what doesn’t fuck around?
Australian children’s books on animals
This reminds me of the Peppa Pig episode about friendly spiders that was banned in Australia because their response was basically, “um, oh, no, you can’t, uh, you can’t tell our kids that. spiders here will kill them.”
me when i cook something using a wooden spoon
æh yës… myë Dwærvën Brjëw…. Händ Chürnëd….
u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet
this post ruined my life
GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny
This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.
Truly, I feel like this ought to have the caption: Holographic Octopus Reblog for Opalescent Good Luck.
@sadhufflepuff look how pretty this is
Me, lying dramatically on a chaise lounge chair in an evening gown: Why do the people ADORE me so, Gustav? Is it because I have such refined TASTE?
Gustav, my butler, holding a tray of silver and looking pained: Well, my lady, could it be your extensive collection of tacky Halloween decor?
Me, snapping my fingers and sitting up suddenly: YES, Gustav! Yes exactly! Oh, you’re a genius, a DOLL. WHAT would I do without you??
You would not believe your eye
If sangwoo lets bumi die
Oh no oh fucking no guys I found killing stalking now I have to break into someone's house and have them abuse me horribly over a few months oh god why does fiction effect reality
Some spells gettin’ a little too wild now-a-days, like:
“In oRdEr TO aTtrAcT LoVe, SnOrT sOMe LaVendER aNd ShOvE rOse quARTz uP yOUr aSS”
BY A WHAT
THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU
Give it a dime, apparently.
Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.
from Wikipedia-
“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“
Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?
It’s laying eggs in you.
Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.
The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.
In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”
In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“
So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!
this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt
I put on glittery lipgloss and took selfies and now my mental illness is cured what’s up
My depression has informed me that that is actually not how this works
