Who would you invite? I honestly only want them to be happy and come to my tea parties and eat my 1000 cookies, is that so much to ask :_(

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Who would you invite? I honestly only want them to be happy and come to my tea parties and eat my 1000 cookies, is that so much to ask :_(
Happy coming out day 🌈
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@taizi, you have absolutely no business coming into my home like this and fucking my entire shit up with your god tier TAZ fic I didn’t know I so desperately needed till today. I drew fanart so everyone is inspired to go read it because it’s SO GOOD
SoKai Week 2020 day 4 - Au Day Just a bunch of sketches where kairi is the Keyblade hero and Sora a Prince of light. xD
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a fantasy high friendship for your consideration: gorgug & adaine - my friends are So Loud All the Time
quiet kids, greatest wizards of their time, and after school study buddies
[ID: a drawing of gorgug and adaine from fantasy high. Gorgug is a half-orc with blue-green skin, large lower teeth and a flop of dark hair. He wears a dark hoodie and jeans. Adaine is a white elf. She wears a light blue cardigan over a pink t-shirt, and her blind hair is pushed away from her face. Gorgug is sprawled back, almost slipping off the couch; he holds a book above his head, looking anguished. Boggy the Froggy sits contentedly on his stomach. Adaine kneels by gorgug's side, one hand on Boggy, the other reaching for gorgug's book.]
“Hey, are you a man or a woman?”
“What gender are you?”
“ Yeah, but what is in your pants? “
I can hear every image
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If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
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Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people
TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man
Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)
Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.
To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank
Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there
No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.