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idonthaveacontract

*watches mad men with an inflation calculator and a map of manhattan open in the other tabs*

idonthaveacontract

for example I now know that pete’s $5 haircut is a $41.02 haircut

bauhaus-movement

‪#Pollock #Dalí #Matisse #Klimt #Picasso #Mondrian #Klee #Boccioni #Kandinsky #Miro - Who is your favorite Artist?‬

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I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

thefuzzhead

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

nycmcs-deactivated20241216

This is how I cry lately

bareniabirkin

Me too

spideyjlaw

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

whatagrump

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

whatshouldntbe

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

pablopicasso-art

Seated woman in garden 1938

Pablo Picasso

unexplained-events

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

sherlockismyholmesboy

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

pintoras

“Imagine a woman in the long skirts and high collar of the early 20th century standing in front of the painting she created. It is a massive piece—about 10 feet tall by 8 feet wide—and it is not a landscape, a portrait, a still life, nor a scene from myth or history. Dominating the composition is a bold yellow form reminiscent of a plant or sea creature, glowing amid colorful, biomorphic shapes and vigorous lines. This is just one of 10 such works that she has created almost entirely alone—sometimes walking on her work as she lays down the paint—and one of 193 radically abstract paintings that she has made in a few short years, between 1906 and 1915. None of these details fit with the story told in museums and art history courses. We know the first abstract painters so well that we often refer to them by last names alone: Kandinsky, Malevich, Mondrian. We know who is celebrated for doing “action painting” on giant canvases laid on the floor—Pollock. Each of these men has been lauded for opening a way into new territory. As it turns out, that territory had already been explored by another artist. Her name was Hilma af Klint.”

— Who Was Hilma af Klint?: At the Guggenheim, Paintings by an Artist Ahead of Her Time by Caitlin Dover

unpretty

justgot1

THE FUCK

hirxeth

“Au revoir, Shosanna!”

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

lonequixote

Georgia O'Keeffe

Flower of Life

(via @lonequixote)

darachbeo

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

call out shitty people who are just abusers and using kink/polyamory to mask it and stop supporting them

recognize that sometimes hypersexuality can be a form a self-harm for some people

keep kinks and fetishes in appropriate spaces and not bringing them out into general public spaces and thereby involving people in scenes they aren’t consenting to

understand that some fetishes are inherently unhealthy and some illegal to actually engage in for good reason and ignoring that is irresponsible at best

paradisixx

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

pocmemes

stars-struck-lover

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

parlezvousladybug

Legend

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum