Rescue me chin boy, and show me the stars.

Multifandom / Petra / 18 / Sweden Previously oswinteroswald /

[whyallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Eurovision is still a fucking blessing

[ohbellamy]

@ b99

[trajektoria]

It warms my heart that the weirdest song won

[broken-lycan]

aww happy vikings

[cptablovegood]

Remember that treaty you broke in 1842? Well you’re gunna pay for it now no points for you bitch

Idk some European country in Eurovision probably

[vivienvalentino]

Remember when Europe had taste and let demons from hell win.

[aurordream]

The feels when the tender love song about two men in love from Ireland actually makes the gay, Irish Graham Norton cry during his commentary. This must mean so much to him

[untitled10421]

When you get those 12 points:

[jakeperalta]

eurovision voting, a summary:

host: hello [country]! what are your votes?

3 minute silence where the the country rep sits and smiles at the camera

country rep: hello europe! :)

[terrortree]

“China’s in a part of the world that has been under the constant threat of nuclear war. But gay romance. THAT’S the real scary stuff”

— Swedish commentator on China censoring Ireland’s performance due to the homosexual performers

[farronheit]

800s: The vikings have come to burn down your homestead and steal your cattle

2018: The vikings have come to sing you a power ballad and steal your votes

[itsjusteurovision]

[wardo]

See, the trolley problem forces you to choose between two versions of letting other people die. And the actual solution is very simple. Sacrifice yourself.

[lionnheart]

ballad (n.) [bal-uh d] : an ancient eurovision curse word

[sherlockspeare]

Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

[fredspatronus]

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

[albinopixel]

When you haven’t won Eurovision in a while so you decide to try and hypnotize the audience