Saddest english word? "ALMOST"
I was ALMOST good for him. He was ALMOST inlove with me. We ALMOST made it. 💔💔
I ALMOST died. Still a sad wor? Hmmm...
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Saddest english word? "ALMOST"
I was ALMOST good for him. He was ALMOST inlove with me. We ALMOST made it. 💔💔
I ALMOST died. Still a sad wor? Hmmm...
“Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits.”
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2016: An obligatory New Year Blog post.
2015 has been the most depressing year for me. I have never been depressed in my life as much as I did last year. And I’m leaving all of it behind.
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Dahil hindi na daw matutuloy ang pagganap ni Angel Locsin bilang Darna dahil sa di umano’y health reasons, napabalitang marami daw artista ang gustong mag-audition para sa nasabing role.
What if si Kris Aquino,
“OMGG!! Nakakaloka! Make abot the bato!! DARNA!!!!”
What if si Darla,
“Ding! Ang bato! DAR… DARLAAA!!!
What if si Angelica Panganiban,
“Tangina Ding! Ang bato! DARNA!!!”
What if si Kim Chiu,
“Ding! Ang bato!”
“Wait.”
“Parang ito na ata ang icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko.”
What if si Vice Ganda,
“Ding! Salamat sa Real and Organic na Bato. DARNA!”
What if si Gretchen Barreto,
“Ding. Where’s the swarovski?!?
What if si Jolina Magdangal,
Chuva Chuchu chuva chuchu. DARNA!!!
What if si Ryan Rems,
Ryan: “Ding! Ang bato.”
Ding: < gives shabu >
What if si Anne Curtis,
Anne: “Ding! Ang bato!”
Ding: “Ayaw.”
Anne: “I can buy you. Your friends and that bato!”
What if si Tito Boy,
"Kaibigang Ding, ang bato. Now naaaaaaaaa"
What if si Ate Charo,
“Dear Ding,
Ang bato.
Nagmamahal…
….Darna.“
What if si Donnalyn Bartolome,
Donna: “Ding! Ang bato!”
Ding: ( throws the bato )
Donna: “HA-HA-HA-HA-PPY BREAK-UP SURPRISE!”
What if si Ella Cruz,
Ella: “Ding! Ang bato!”
Ding: “Twerk muna!! Twerk muna!”
What if si Korina Sanchez,
Korina: “Ding! Ang tsinelas!”
Ding: “?!?”
What if si Pastillas Girl,
Pastillas: “Ding. Ang bato!”
Ding: “Tangina mo. Mabulunan ka sana.”
What if si Yaya Dub,
Yaya: …
What if si Lola Nidora,
Lola: “Ding! Ang chiwibol!
Ding: < throws the chiwibol. >
Lola: Hindi pa ngayon. Sa #TamangPanahon.
TITO BOY. :))
Even after the breakup, I still care and I always will.
you were a flower with thorns a beauty with horns i still couldnt believe that this is true is it really me? or am i really inloved with you
The only reason why people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change, even when people do.
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To the last guy I let to see through me.
I have so much to tell you ever since you left. You know I never trusted any guy as much I trusted you and I don’t think I can do that to anyone ever again. You’re my best friend and the best anyone could have.
It has been a long while my friend. #yogalove
Just so I can let it out.
Honestly. I’m not even mad. Not even sure how I feel about it. Upset? I think. As far as I can remember, I didn’t forget to stress out how important birthdays are to me, especially mine. And that it’s the only time in the year that I’d ask and expect anything from anyone.
Hey beautiful. 😍😘🐶 #candybaby
Yung totoo...
Halata naman e. Ano ba talaga ako sayo? Yung pinipiem mo pagtinatamad ka lang magporn. Tang ina naman. Reciprocate.
Still can't get over last week. 😍😍 I fart youuuuuu. #clickplayfest (at SMX Convention Center)
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I have to post this amidst the busy sched. Kahit alam kong di ko makakalimutan to. I take logs of the things I don’t want to forget.
MAY MESSAGE NA TUMBLR?! OMG. IS THIS A SIGN NA MAGKAKARON NAKO NG MARAMING TUMBLR FRIENDS? :))
Kapag kaya ko na, tetext ko na si Yako.
Yaaa. Kamusta? Di na kita nakikita lately a. Haha. It’s been a while huh? Forgive this lengthy message. But anyway, wala lang. In case you’re wondering, I’m okay now. :) I want you to know that I live by the lessons you taught me. Haha. Yun naman talaga diba? Kaya nga Yako. Hindi dahil sa pangalan mo. Pero kasi, “kuYa ko”. Oh well. Your Words of Wisdom helps me survive this depressing life of mine sometimes. Charing! Jk lang. :) Masaya nako. I hope you are too. I hope we can be “siblings” again. You know I look up to you pa din. Well I was your number 1 fan. :P Ganda ng girlfriend mo a! In fairness. Pipili ka ba ng panget? Haha. Looking forward to talking to you again and kwentooooo! Miss you Ya. :)