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[lokifriendsuggestion]

imagine loki transforming himself into a snake, because he knows you love snakes. then you go to pick up the snake to admire it and he transforms back into himself and yells "BLARGH IT'S ME"

thor we know you sent this

[iamnotattractedtopans]

Always rebloging

[incorrect-imagines]

Steve: It’s a white flag, and you better start waving it now, Y/N!

Y/N, snapping: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Bruce:…Good Lord.

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tony:oh dayyyyymmmm

[insaneasgardian]

Priorities People

Natasha: What's that noise...?

Sam: The Stark twins are arguing again...

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Tony: YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME!

Y/N: YOU THINK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU?? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MY PHONE CHARGER??

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Bucky:I'm up to 198 pounds, so I'm going to eat two pounds of nacho slim jims and say I'm literally 1% nacho

Steve: I cannot allow you to do that as u are 100% my friend

Bucky: no

Steve: ...

Bucky: I am 1% nacho friend

Steve: ...

Bucky: :)

Steve:*starts sobbing violently*

Bucky:*realising he fucked up* Steve no-

*Sam and Nat coming out of nowhere*:what the fuck did u say-

[iamnotattractedtopans]

Ned:*knocking on Peter’s bedroom door*y’all fuckin’

MJ:ye

*peter and MJ wrapped in and blanket together*

Peter: Fuckin’ sad

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Diego, knocks on Klaus' door: Y'all fuckin'

Klaus: yeah

*klaus and Dave wrapped in a burrito blanket*

Klaus: fuckin' sad

[incorrectbuckoarchive]

Incorrectbucko ft. Other Avengers (part 3)

[iamnotattractedtopans]

🤣🤣

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Chloe: I cannot believe u lucifer, I am speechless

Lucifer: *looks at the camera like in the office* even though she was speechless, the detective yelled at me for the next half an hour

[iamnotattractedtopans]

*Klaus in court for fraud*

*Diego acting like a lawyer*

Diego: *in lawyer voice* mothers and fuckers of the jury-

Rest of the umbrella academy: Diego no-

[iamnotattractedtopans]

At Five's Funeral

Diego: I was the only person at Five's side when he fell of the ladder and lost his life. I will never forget his haunting last words...

Luther: what were they?

Diego:'stop shaking the fucking ladder you piece of shit

Vanya, Luther, Allison, Klaus and Ben: ...

[iamnotattractedtopans]

Steve:*being a concerned mature adult* you those things can kill you

Bucky: *smoking a cigarette* I know

Tony: *downing a bottle of vodka* we are just trying to speed up the process

Peter and shuri: *eating a raw cookies and nods violently*

[iamnotattractedtopans]

Five: sAy ThAt AgAiN aNd i WiLl eAt yOuR sHoWeR cUrTaiNs

Luther: i have glass-

Five: wElL cRuNcHiTy MuNcHiTy tHaTs NoT gOiNg To StOp Me NoW iS iT.

Alternatively.....

Klaus: sAy ThAt AgAiN aNd i WiLl eAt yOuR sHoWeR cUrTaiNs

Vanya: i have glass-

Klaus: wElL cRuNcHiTy MuNcHiTy tHaTs NoT gOiNg To StOp Me NoW iS iT.

[iamnotattractedtopans]

*talking about Five*

Diego: Don't forget, he is part of the umbrella academy and he is our brother

Allison: He killed 80 people in two days

Luther and diego: he's adopted

Five: *rolls eyes*

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Klaus: could you do a small favour...

Diego: i will literaly kill for you but go on

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Klaus: *to Diego and Ben*I have a confesson to make

Ben: yeah

Klaus: I am terrified of the backstreet boys

Deigo: tell me why

Klaus*shrieks*

Ben:*slapps forhead violently multiple times*

[iamnotattractedtopans]

*Klaus, Ben, Diego and Luther standing around Vanya, Allison and Five with a clipbord*

Allison: *pointing hand towards the word r*pist* You know whats worse than a r*pist

Klaus, Ben Diego and Luther: ...

*Vanya pulls the paper covering a word*

Five: *shows had towards the words child r*pist

Klaus: *gasps* A cHiLd

Vanya, Allison, Five, Diego and Luther: nO

*Ben slapping his forhead in the backround*

[iamnotattractedtopans]

Five: *to Deigo, Luther, Klaus and Ben* LoOk WhAt YoU hAvE dOnE. yOu HaVe MaDe Me So AnGrY tHaT i Am BeAtInG uP gRaSs.

Luther, Deigo, Klaus and Ben: ...