I am Ramona Flowers

[ofcoursethatsathing]

Useless box that doesn’t let people flick its switch

[theconcealedweapon]

[ohgoddamnit]

“If you are not careful, newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people doing the oppressing.”

-Malcolm X

[velvetdessert-deactivated202212]

do you also add extra letters so you don’t seem rude? like “thank youuu” or “good morninggg” ... or are you normal?

[the-memedaddy]

[dormouseking]

My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

This explains…..so much

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

hey joan what (dark) colour should i dye my hair lmao

A dark, dark orange. Not overly saturated. Not overly warm. I'm thinking a pretty earthy tone.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Something like this (if it's not too weird, I mean):

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Wth are you all on about? This is dark orange

[ravenhilarious]

fine, then grey is just dark white

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Right, exactly.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Oh, wait. Actually no. According to this, grey is just a desaturated orange:

[sam9th]

Joan why😂

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

the lesbian wristband

[hundondestiny]

THE BISEXUAL HEART PATCH

[ilovejevsjeans]

Wow 😮

[ruinedchildhood]

[knottahooker]

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

adulthood is spending 20 minutes debating the phrasing of an email that essentially says ‘thanks’

[babyanimalgifs]

I hope this Bashful, young and cute Wombat brightens your day. 

(Source)

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

oh to be as bashful……as young…….as cute……as THIS wombat…..

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[ltkarinkoenig]

covid-19 commercials

[super-metroid]

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

[super-metroid]

washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes

dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

[vytamins]

consider: atla, but toph gets to say f*ck

[sexhaver]

this man living in 4019

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[whitepeopletwitter]

[omghotmemes]

If April ends up worse I swear to God

[jackironsides]

Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.

[ectobiology-department]

mods are asleep post illegal lego building techniques

[psiotechniqa]

this is heresy

[kenshiros-wifey-deactivated2020]

this is good