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”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.
AWWW LOOK AT HIM
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“go get your twink” — george russell to lewis hamilton, 2026
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Hii, I can’t remember if I already sent you this ask or not (if I already did I’m sorry).
I’m completely in love with all your AUs, but especially those were Nico and Max have a mom and son relationship.
Nico is the last person to leave the Mercedes’s garage and probably the whole paddock because his meeting with the engineers dragged very long, because he wanted to make sure everything was perfect for the first race of the season. And after that he went to colect some nesting materials in his drivers room to bring to his and Lewis hotel room, but when he’s leaving the garage he see a person curled up against the wall, Nico is ready to call the security when he notices that the person is actually a F3 driver, but when he goes talk with the pup, Nico is really surprised by how young the boy is, Max immediately stands up and moves away from the Mercedes driver. Max starts talking almost as fast as they drive, “I’m sorry sir, it was never my intention to make you uncomfortable, is just that my dad was disappointed that I qualified second instead of getting the pole position and he let me here to go back to the hotel alone, but it’s raining too much and the Mercedes garage was the only one still open, I’m sorry” he says again. And when Nico’s omega process everything that the pup said, he decides right then and there that from now on Max is his pup, so suddenly paddock princesses Nico Rosberg has a pup alpha following him everywhere. It doesn’t take long to Nico be very familiar with the name Charles Leclerc.
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Timeline: 2014
Ohhh I'm can't believe I missed this ask because it's truly the sweetest and most precious Mom!Nico AUs ever 😭😭😭
16 year old Max Verstappen, soaking wet and shivering from the cold, huddled inside Nico's garage and immediately apologizing as soon as he sees the Mercedes driver? Max who is so respectful and polite and willing to walk right out of the cold garage and into the freezing rain if Nico told him to?
Our Omega princess literally says fuck that, takes Max by the hand, and brings him over to his driver's room where he cranks up the heat and all but buries Max in the softest blankets and hoodies the young Alpha's ever felt 🥹 mama bear Nico drying Max's hair and realizing how pale the young teenager looks because Max hasn't had anything to eat.
All day.
"I never eat much on a race day." He explains in a low voice and soft lisp.
It pierces Nico's heart and instantly has the Omega on his feet. "I'm thinking of having an omelette and some roast potatoes? Would you like a bit as well?"
Max politely declines, even though his stomach rumbles.
Nico can't help himself, he walks right over and embraces Max in the tightest, warmest hug he's ever received. "Please, schatzi, let me take care of you."
"But...why? You're Nico Rosberg, one of the most skilled and brilliant drivers in Formula One...you don't need to bother with me, I promise I'll be alright."
But our paddock princess just shakes his head, refusing to allow this sweet, sincere, and ferociously talented young driver to return home to a father so cruel. "Well, if you know all that about me then you'll know I take care of what's mine. Packs stick together."
"You...you want me as a member of your pack?"
"No." Nico corrects sharply, causing the boy to immediately apologize, face downturned and ashamed but Nico quickly brings both hands to the pup's round, red cheeks. "You are a part of my pack, schatzi. You're my pup now, my baby boy...if you want to be?"
"Yes, please, Ms. Rosberg, I'd like that so much—"
Nico giggles as he leans in and gives Max a kiss on the forehead. "None of that, schatzi. You can call me Nico or mama but none of this Ms. Rosberg nonsense. Besides," he adds with a sly smile, "if Lewis knows what's good for him, then I'll be Mrs. Hamilton very, very soon."
At the next GP?
Nico struts into the paddock like usual, head held high, blond hair glossy and perfect, his custom Mercedes team kit clinging onto his lush curves and full hips. He's beaming like he's already won the race but that's not an anomaly, Nico's always been confident.
What is an anomaly is the tall, lanky teenager walking beside him. The tall lanky teenager who looks like he could be Nico's son but is, in fact, Jos Verstappen's boy—arguably the most promising young talent of his generation who's allegedly in talks with Christian Horner, Helmut Marko, and Franz Tost for a seat at Toro Rosso.
Nico is fretting over the teenager like a concerned mother, smoothing back his hair, fixing his brand new (and very expensive) navy blue Prada cashmere hoodie, and pointing out drivers, journalists, and sponsors in a low, hushed tone.
Spectators see a baffled Lewis Hamilton walking over to his teammate (and the Omega he's been courting for over a decade), exchanging a few words that causes the young Alpha to shrink in on himself, shoulders hunching as he desperately tries to make himself smaller.
They see Nico's sharp, unforgiving glare as he turns to the Dutch teen and murmurs a few comforting words in his ear before giving him a tight hug and walking away from the 2008 world champion.
"Don't listen to a thing he says, sonnenschein," fans overhear Nico say, "he's being ridiculous and overprotective and very, very foolish."
"I don't want to come in between you and Mr. Hamilton, mama—"
"You won't, I promise you won't. You're my pup, part of my pack, and Lewis will simply have to accept that." Nico stands on his tiptoes to give his pup a soft kiss on the forehead. "Now, what were you saying about Charles and Formula Renault?"
Max immediately perks up, blue eyes sparkling as he launches into a long, passionate play-by-play about the Monegasque Omega's forced retirement at Imola before securing his maiden podium in Pau.
Nico listens intently, a smile on his lips. God, he's so excited to play matchmaker 🥰
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people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!
Goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky ⭐️🌙
they were never going to be free to love each other
I think part of why the S3 ending works for me, despite how painful it is, is that Aziraphale and Crowley never actually had free will in the original universe.
Not really.
We, as the audience, experienced their relationship through a very human lens, so we kept imagining they could eventually just “run away together” and finally be happy as an angel and demon. But the finale reveals something much darker: their entire existence existed inside an authored system.
God admits She kept putting them together because their love amused Her. Crowley was “given” to Aziraphale. Their meetings across history were not random. Their longing was observed, nudged, cultivated, but never actually allowed to fully resolve.
That’s horrific.
Not because their love wasn’t real. Their love was probably the most real thing in the universe. But the framework surrounding it was fundamentally manipulative.
They were never safe. Never free. Never truly allowed to choose each other completely.
Which is why the ending ultimately requires a new universe.
Not because Aziraphale and Crowley “failed” to make it work. Because the original cosmology itself was abusive.
The tragedy is not that they loved each other and lost. The tragedy is that they finally realized the game itself was rigged.
And once they understood that, there was no ethical way to continue existing inside it.
They are here, in every universe. Smitten every time.
In love every time.
Together time after time...
justice for good omens jesus he was amazing and I loved him so much. He had an amazing set up as a character just to immediately disappear in thin air without having any purpose in the plot 💔 I love you jesus
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Oh my fucking god I love this man what the fuck
I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.
people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!
“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way