I Am Sqwrl

I Am Sqwrl. Midwest-born, boba-fueled, feral-certified. Service dog handler, emotional support menace. I write, train dogs, and roast life with a side of trauma. If you came for peace, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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New Year’s Eve: where we cry in the bathroom, calm the dogs, and pretend champagne cures chaos. Read this if you’re tired of “New Year, New Me” and want real talk instead.

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Christmas—The Season of Joy, Judgment, and Mild Financial Ruin

Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? Ah, Christmas. That magical time of year when we’re expected to be cheerful, festive, generous, well-rested, organized, glowing with gratitude, and baking cookies while caroling in a coordinated family pajama set. Meanwhile, I’m over here debating if gift cards and survival count as “holiday spirit.” The Expectations vs. The…

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It’s Cat Herders Day—a.k.a. a celebration of anyone out here managing unmanageable chaos with nothing but caffeine and duct-taped optimism. If that’s you? You’re my people. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️🐾

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It’s Seasonal Affective Disorder Awareness Month, and I’m here to say: no, I’m not lazy—I’m light-deprived, socially crispy, and emotionally wintered. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️💡

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Thanksgiving: when we gather ‘round to overcook poultry, dodge passive-aggressive comments, and pretend we love that weird casserole. If your holiday needs extra snark with the stuffing—this one’s for you.

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💜 This one isn’t just a post. It’s a battle cry. For the fighters. The survivors. The ones we carry in our hearts. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month deserves the spotlight.

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🎃 The night Voldemort fell wasn’t just Halloween—it was the birth of magical rebellion, emotional trauma, and one legendary lightning bolt. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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🎉 Today we honor the one, the only: Joey Tribbiani. He may be fictional, but his love of food, friends, and living room poultry lives on. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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💅 It’s October 3rd. I’m wearing pink. I’m caffeinated. And I’m rewriting the Burn Book with receipts and emotional growth. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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October is National Pizza Month and honestly? That explains why I’ve been emotionally surviving with marinara and sarcasm. Read this cheesy little tribute to the one thing that never lets us down.

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This Monday feels like Lucas lost the money, Gina spilled the tea, Deb’s over it, and I am one interaction away from yelling MY NAME IS NOT WARREN. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️🎶

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🏴‍☠️ I embraced Talk Like a Pirate Day with the emotional stability of a cannonball. The pets are judging. The house is in chaos. And I regret NOTHING. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We?

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Channeling full 1995 Hackers chaos this Monday: typing fast, dodging reality, and screaming “Hack the Planet!” every time my inbox updates. Let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️💻

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September Is Pain Awareness Month and My Joints Said, “Oh, We’re Aware.”

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It’s September 1st—Back to Hogwarts Day—and I’m once again stuck in the Muggle world with no wand, no owl, and too many emails. If you’re also coping through chaos and caffeine, let’s Have a Come-to-Squirrel Moment, Shall We? 🐿️🪄

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August 10—the day Snow fell, the Capitol crumbled, and rebellion bloomed. Because sometimes fiction is the clearest mirror.

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Happy Birthday to the boy who lived—barely. Raised by narcissists, handed a prophecy, given zero therapy, and still showed up. If you’ve ever been the emotionally duct-taped hero in your own life, welcome to the club. 🎂⚡🧙‍♂️

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