warnings: heavily implied that reader is a virgin, age gap (bruce is older than reader), smut, oral fem!receiving, nervous but enthusiastically consenting reader
Youโd tried to calm your nerves but they couldnโt be helped.
Youโre anxious about everything, all of it. What he wants you to do, what heโs expecting you do, whether itโll hurt, whether youโre ready.
You think you trust Bruce, but you also know that these things are different for men and women. You donโt necessarily expect that heโll have a mind for what youโll need, but honestly, neither do you. You donโt know what to do to make this easier for yourselfโyou donโt know what to do at all.ย
You bought the lingerie, youโve got it on under your clothes and it feels like a costume. You canโt tell if that aids or worsens the anxiety.ย
Youโre fidgeting with the hem of your skirt and you wish you could quit it, youโre radiating enough nervous energy as it is, you donโt need to be sending him visual cues on top of it.ย
Bruce holds your free hand in his as he guides you through the manor, you think itโs a different section than youโve seen before. His hand engulfs yours unfairly as he leads, but the touch of his skin is so warm and inviting that you canโt tell if your hand is still shaking under it. If it is, he pretends not to notice.
He guides you up the stairs and into a corridor and then another before you arrive at a set of double doors. Youโve never seen double doors on the inside of a house before.
He lets you in ahead of him, and you have a distinct thought that youโre glad he canโt see the look of awe on your face as you walk in. His bedroom has an entire living room inside of it, and altogether itโs bigger than your whole apartment. A maroon couch and matching chairs surround a grand fireplace at the front of the room and the resulting glow from the active embers has the area shrouded in a warm light ahead of the shadows filling the rest.
You glance past the seating at his bed; large and proud. Itโs definitely bigger than a king sized, with an overhead canopy and streams of dark burgundy curtains draping down from the corners. Thereโs another set of closed double doors past the bed, you imagine leading to the bathroom.
The end of the room displays a large window seat that looks like itโs never been used, and vast tinted windows. You look up to find the ceiling higher than youโve ever seen in a bedroom with a very expensive chandelier hanging over it all.
He takes your arm, steering you out of your wonderment and leads you towards the couch rather than the bed, gesturing for you to sit down with him. You do, quietly glad when he positions himself so that youโre close to each other but not pressed right up against you. Heโs able to relax his body more than youโre able to fake it on yourself, and you think your thoughts must be vibrating out of you by now.ย ย ย ย
One hand comes to rest on your thigh as his other nudges your cheek towards him. โHey, nothingโs happening right now. No need to be nervous.โ
You nod blankly, but your thoughts are running wild with everything that you very much are nervous about.
He takes your hand in his, rubbing circles with his thumb.ย
โYouโve got to relax,โ he coos, โRemember what I said?โ
You take a breath, โYouโre not going to throw me in the deep end.โ
โExactly,โ he murmurs, kissing your forehead. โJust wanna make you feel good, right?โ
You nod, easing your posture.
He looks you in the eye, โYou gonna let me?โ
You hum, nodding again.
โGood girl,โ he purrs, pulling away.
You quickly find that the distance is not at all what you want, and you decide to push forwardโas forward as you canโsitting up again to peel your jacket off. He watches you move with a look in his eyes, you take it for intrigue but it may just as well be something akin to pride. Pride in you? Heโs openly flirted, kissed you, and straight up propositioned you for sexโbut sure, heโs proud of you for taking your jacket off.
Your nerves transition into insecurity before you can catch them, and youโre starting to feel a little stupid, like a child playing pretend.
You watch tentatively as he tilts his head at you, running his own assessments of your actions.ย
โWill you come sit on my lap?โ he asks you after a moment.ย
You suddenly become acutely aware of the amount of air in your lungs. This feels like a big request and youโre not even sure how to take his meaning. Does he want you to sit sideways? Your back to his front? Or fully straddle him?ย
He wants whatever you want, heโd said. What do you want?
You glance down at his thighs, covered by fabric more expensive than you can imagine. Positive confirmation rings through your head immediately, willing you to push yourself forward a little more.ย
You reposition yourself over him, straddling his lap in spite of your nerves.
Again, he looks pleased. Happy even. One of his hands comes to stroke soothing patterns across your lower back, the other resting on your waist.ย
He makes sure to catch your gaze, โYouโll tell me if you want to stop.โย
He follows when your eyes stray, โYes?โ
โYes.โ
He places a tender kiss on your cheekbone, โHow did shopping go?โ
โUm, good. It was good. One of the sales girls helped me,โ your breath is shaky as he kisses your jawline.
โYeah? Tell me about it.โ
โI, uh, I just went to this little boutique up on third street,โ he places another kiss on the column of your throat as you talk. โUm, it took longer than I thought it would. There were so many choices.โ
His hands come up to soothe over your ribs, pulling you a little closer as they do. He hums for you to keep talking, his kisses continuing to lower until theyโre down to your collarbone, though they remain relatively chaste.
โIโI didnโt really know what to look for,โ you admit, breath shaky as you exhale.ย
โBut you like it?โ
โYeah, IโI do.โ
He hums, smiling against your skin. His fingers inch under the seam of your shirt, caressing your waist. โCan I take this off?โ
You nod timidly, trying not to seem so on edge with anticipation. Youโre not confident that he canโt see right through you.ย ย
He presses another chaste kiss to your neck upon receival of the permission, and your shirt begins to come off slowly, his hands skimming every new bit of skin revealed. As he pulls it over your head, he glances down at the baby pink bralette youโd picked out for yourself.
He groans quietly as he takes in the sight, โOh, pretty girl. Beautiful girl,โ He noses at your chest, leaving little kisses where his lips make contact with your skin, โLook at you. Prettiest thing Iโve ever seen.โ
Your stomach flutters as his hair tickles your cheek. His hands roam up your sides, stopping to stroke placid circles along the sides of your breasts.
His touch makes its way around your back, expertly undoing your bra clasp without a second thought. Your bra hangs forward a bit off your shoulders, but he leaves the work of entirely removing it to you. And you do, with more confidence than youโd imagined yourself mustering.
He immediately shows his appreciation, kissing and caressing your chest with lover-like admiration. Your head falls back involuntarily as he noses at your soft skin.
Heโs breathing heavy when he pulls back, humming low and deep before lifting you up off his lap to stand. The sudden shift has you a bit thrown off, working to catch up as he kneels down in front of you and repeats his earlier process with your skirtโkissing your thighs and tugging the fabric down bit by bit.
When itโs discarded on the floor you stand only left in your underwear, the lace practically illuminated against your skin.
He looks up at you from his place on the floor and smiles as he takes in the sight of your body. His hands find your hips as he asks you, โHas anyone ever seen you like this before?โ
You hesitate for half a second before answering truthfully.
His smile grows, โNo, youโre a good girl, arenโt you?โย
He doesnโt wait for an answer before heโs nodding, โYeah, I know.โ
As he rises to stand he scoops you up by the back of your thighs and lifts you in the air with no discernable effort. Now at face level with him, you get a bit bolder and lean in to kiss him. He kisses you back, pleased, beginning to walk the two of you over towards the bed.
He sets you down gently atop the soft mattress, kisses pushing you backwards to lie back on the bed. He scoops your wrists up and leisurely moves your arms up above your head. His grip is benign as he releases one hand in favor of holding your jaw. Your kiss is deep and controlled on his part, but in a way that makes you feel light in the head. You like the cloudy-sensation very much.
After a while, he pulls back to look at you with clouded eyes.ย
He practically purrs, โYouโre such a kind girl. So sweet to everyone, all the time. Will you let me be sweet to you?โ
Your breath is shaky as you nod, attempts at hiding your anticipation failing.
He nods back at you with a faux-sympathy across his face. โLet me hear you say it.โ
You force air into your lungs, giving you the willpower to speak the words. โWill you touch me? Please?โ
The corners of his lips turn up, โOf course, sweet girl.โ
He nips at your jaw as his hands travel down, petting the inside of your thighs with a touch so feather light it almost tickles.
Your knee jerks inward towards his hand, your body desperately seeking out more of this new sensation. He obliges, tracing his touch back up, up, up until his hand dips under the lace trim of your panties, skimming over your clit. Your hips flinch back away from him momentarily in surprise, only to press back forward a second later.
He actually laughs at the action, like itโs endearing. You feel a little silly for it, but youโre not given much time to dwell as he persists, brushing against you with a bit more pressure.
He tilts his head, watching your expression carefully with a remarkably pleased look on his own face. โHowโs that, sweet girl?โ
You nod, beside yourself. โFeels good,โ you whimper. โFeels really good..โ
You donโt necessarily mean to, but your hips grind up against his touch, your body too mesmerized with the sensation to remember to be embarrassed.
Heโs certainly not complaining about it though, his quiet coos encouraging you to chase the feeling.ย
He lets you grind up against his hand, taking in the needy look on your face with contentment.
โPoor girl,โ he tuts. โJust need somebody to take care of you, huh?โ
That makes your cheeks burn, but your attention finds itself more concerned with the urge to squeeze your thighs together.
You whine when he pulls his hand back out of your underwear, only for him to stand resolute in his actions.ย
โNot yet, sweet thing,โ he hums, pressing you back down to the bed with a light but firm touch when you try to sit up.ย
He hushes you gently, murmuring for you to be patient as he shifts his position over you.ย
He starts to move down your body, leaving kisses in his wake. The sensation of his lips tracing down your stomach has you feeling butterflies.
By the time he reaches your waistline youโre borderline dizzy from the anticipation, squeezing your legs together in an attempt to alleviate the ache.
He pauses there for a moment, torturously, and noses at the seam of your panties. A whine from you has him chuckling and finally moving to where you need him.
He kisses your clit over your underwear and youโre fighting thoughts of embarrassment over how sure you are he can taste how wet you are over the fabric.
It doesnโt seem to be enough for him though, as he tugs your panties down slowly, kissing your thighs as he goes.
Bruceโs hands hold onto your waist as he eats you out, holding you in place with an easy grip.ย
You squirm against the feel of his tongue and you canโt quite figure out what to do with your hands. You almost wish heโd made you keep them above your head but really youโre not sure youโd be able to keep it together if he had. Youโre not sure youโre keeping it together now.
He groans against your pussy, and one of your hands flies to grip his hair without permission from your brain. If youโre being honest with yourself though, your brain isnโt really the one calling the shots anymore.
You gasp when he licks a bold stripe, โBruceโโ
He groans again, briefly breaking away from you. โOh, say that again.โ
You sigh out, โBruce, please.โย
He makes a pleased hum. โGood girl,โ he murmurs before diving back in.ย
He complies with your pleas generously, giving you more. Heโs gradual but resolute as he inserts two fingers into you, giving you the time to adjust. But heโd evidently done a very thorough job prepping you for it, youโre so wet that the initial entry doesnโt sting like youโd expected. No, rather the first thing you register is closer to pleasure. A lot closer.
He begins to pump in and out of you at he continues to suck at your clit, and somewhere during you have a distinct thought of โoh this is it.โ
You let out a little gasp and for once, you break out of your own head and just relish in the way his fingers curl inside you.
The way your thighs squeeze around him as you come, doesnโt hinder him one bit, only has him applying his ministrations with more intent. It doesnโt take long for the trembling of your body to give way to full on shaking, your body stuttering beneath him.
He continues working at you the entire way through your orgasm, until youโre flinching from overstimulation.ย
He gives you one more lick before looking up at you with hooded eyes. โYโtaste sweet too, you know that?โ
You can feel the blood rush to your cheeks as he starts to move back up to face-level, kissing the high point of your cheekbone.ย ย
He pulls down on your bottom lip, your slick wet against your mouth.
You open without question, a clouding urge to please him the only thing running through your mind.ย
He grumbles a low, pleased sound as you do, moving his hand only to provide room for him to kiss you again.
He sits back up over you and starts unbuttoning his shirt and you realize only now that heโs still fully dressed.ย
He glances down to his belt as he undoes the buttons.ย
โWill you help me out, sweet girl?โ
You blink a couple times before registering the request, still overwhelmed by how quickly and skillfully heโd made you come.ย
You struggle a bit to push yourself up into a sitting position, but he supports you by your waist, nipping along your jaw as encouragement.
Your hands shake as you undo the clasp, and while youโre still very much eager, if not moreso, youโre suddenly confronted with the very real possibility that youโre about to have your limits pushed. He ate you out and did a damn good job, stands to reason that heโd want you to return the favor.
So it takes you by surprise when heโs nudging you back against the pillows, removing his pants himself.
He keeps you occupied with an intense kiss as he does, and the distraction so smooth itโs almost like itโs rehearsed.ย
You follow his lead easily, though surprised by his lack of desire to get his fill too.
He drapes himself over you nicely, his size easily dwarfing you out. Heโs quick to block your chin from tilting down, gently bringing your face back up to meet his.ย
He shakes his head lightly, murmuring, โDonโt worry about that. I got you.โ
You are worried about it, but you trust Bruce, you know you do now.
You feel the weight of his cock against your stomach, at this exact moment, feeling like not much more than a daunting task.
โSโalright, sweet girl,โ he lulls, brushing your hair back. โOkay?โ
As heavy as the simple question is, you donโt need to think about it before youโre nodding and moving your hand to hold onto his bicep.
He peppers kisses all over your face as he starts to push in, effectively starting to distract you from the pain of the stretch. He hushes your whines soothingly and kneads at your waist with confident hands.
Your arms lock around his shoulders on instinct, your eyes squeezing shut as you try to convince yourself heโs almost all the way in, but you know youโve got aways to go.
He pauses halfway, imploring you to open your eyes so he can check up on you properly.
โTalk to me, sweetheart,โ he softly urges.
You will yourself to blink up at him and try to take on the challenge of both him and his gaze. Surely, an impossible task.
But you manage shaky eye contact that occasionally gives way to glancing down at his lips.ย
It doesnโt feel good yet, but it only makes you more eager to keep going.
โIโm okay,โ you nod, taking a breath. โYou can keep going.โ
He waits to find that reassurance in your eyes before he continues to push in, bestowing you a deep kiss in reward for your bravery.
Once heโs nearly bottomed out he waits a moment, then begins to rock in and out slowly, letting you get used to a starter of the sensation.
He brushes your hair back, weaving through the strands. โThere we go,โ he coos as you look down between you. โDoing so good.โ
Your gasp is louder than they had been before, and closer to a sigh now.ย
Heโs fucking you gently, with a decorum that exceeds what youโd earlier told yourself you were stupid for hoping for.
It doesnโt take long at all for his movement to start to feel really good and your grip around his shoulders comes around to a different kind of intensity.
He noses against your jaw, applying kisses wheneverย convenient. โโS that feel good, sweet girl? Hm?โ
He hits a particularly deep spot in you immediately after and it makes you borderline squeak. He huffs out a laugh thatโs nothing short of affectionate.ย
โYeah?โ
He then attacks that spot with extra intention, hitting it absolutely expertly every time. He speeds up a little, lips latched onto your neck as he fucks you nice and deep.
He drops a hand down between you and starts rubbing circles onto your clit with a pace that makes you want to scream.
You canโt help the moan you release when he teeths at your neck, clearly aiming to drive you crazy. But damn if he isnโt going about it the right way.
His circles pick up pace and you can be sure youโre leaving nail marks on his back. He seems to only get more encouraged by your sounds, working you closer and closer to the edge with every whimper.
He finally lets you over after a minute of shamelessly relishing in your moans, himself following close after.
He continues moving in and out of you until youโve both completely finished, slowly coming to a stop.ย
You get a moment to catch your breath before he pulls out delicately. You donโt even realize heโs moved before heโs got his boxers back on and is halfway to the bathroom.
Youโre a little alarmed by the sudden shift in proximity, though you guess thatโs the playboy experience, isnโt it? After a second you hear water running and assume heโs taking a shower.
You push yourself to sit up fully, minding your achy thighs, and swing your legs over the side of the bed. You glance at the foot of the bed where your underwear lies, then back over by the couch where the rest of your clothes lay discarded. You briefly contemplate how quickly you can get your clothes back on when the bathroom doors open again.
You glance up at Bruce, dazed, who looks surprised himself to see you sitting up. As he makes his way back to the bed you notice the supplies he has in tow and your brain begins to slowly start turning its gears again.
You donโt realize the glass of water in his hand is for you until heโs pushed it into your palm.ย
His other hand carries a wet wash cloth that you, again, arenโt able to register the purpose for until itโs in action.ย
โDrink,โ he tells you as he spreads your knees apart gently, wiping away the mess between your legs with a notable amount of compassion for your sensitivity.
You do, gulping a few as he finishes, tossing the rag in a hamper before setting your glass down on the side table.
Your eyes return to the end of the bed and you nearly decide to get up, but heโs still standing so close to you, youโre not sure this is the right time.
You seem caught halfway between decisions now, you know you do. Youโd honestly preferred when you thought heโd just ditched you for a shower because at least then this part wouldnโt be so awkward.
He watches you closely as you deliberate and seems to draw a conclusion about your hesitation rather quickly. His brow pinches as he processes, tilting his head at you.ย
โYouโve got to be joking,โ he says, bewildered. โRight?โ
โIโโ you falter, looking to the couch and back to him again. โNo?โ
He stares at you for a moment with an expression you canโt define.
โLay down.โ
You donโt have a second to process before heโs climbing back in bed too, pulling you down to lay your head on the pillow.
He pulls the covers over you and splays an arm over your waist, clearly firm in his decision for you to stay.
Your eyes are heavy and his bed is so comfortable, itโs difficult for you to even consider either of you wanting you to leave now.
Maybe youโll just sleep for a little while, get some of your energy back.ย
The way he traces soft patterns across your stomach certainly encourages the idea and doesnโt give you much power to resist.
You let your eyes flutter shut to the feather-light touch and listen to the steady deepness of his breaths.
Well, this isnโt so bad either.
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One day I'll be okay and live in a crazy cute house with a personal chef and butler and I'll have dogs and cats that like me and a baby I picked up from the side of the road.
Warnings: TW ALL AROUND, Smut, AFAB!, swearing, maybe some angst.
You an feel his hands all over your body. His hands are cold, but his body's hot to the touch. You wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him impossibly closer to you. He pulls away for a moment, his eyes on yours.
"I need you.."
Your heart stopped for a moment. He what? Your face was already heated, well now you're fucking red. You kiss him softly, distracting him for a moment while you think.
'This doesn't feel real. But it feels amazing..'
You pull away and nod. "Okay. You can have me." Your voice is low, and seductive. Softer and a lot more controlled than it usually is. He tenses for a moment. He's nervous. How's he nervous?
"Bats?"
"Turn off the lights.."
You nod, turning off the lights in the living room. You can hear his armor clanking to the ground. You gulp nervously as you make out his completely naked frame. He moves closer, feeling your body. He guides you shirt and pants off. He kisses you again, this time deeper, more eager. You respond the same.
You find yourself on the couch with him, your body under his. He's so much bigger than you. The human urge to think about how hard he'd pound you is crazy. His hand finds your left breast, and his mouth on the right one. He sucked it skillfully, licking and biting at the bud.
You shudder and moan softly as he continues. You feel your hips buck up at his crotch as he sucks your nipples. "Hm~" Your hands tangle in his hair as his grinds himself back, the only thing between you is the cloth of your panties. He pulls his head away and sits up.
He rubs your sides and hips, caressing and feeling your curves and bumps. His hand grazes over your belly, right down to your wet core.
"Bats, please.."
"I know. I know."
His voice is still deep, but only a whisper, now. His thumb moves your panties aside and he softly circles your clit. You were already so wet from the sensations, you could swear he was smiling as he pressed his thumb harder against you.
"Ah~"
He lines himself up with you hole, he rubs his thick shaft against you, making you moan softly.
"Just put it in me, please."
He nods and does as he's told, seeping into your folds and into that pretty little hole. You both moan as he bottoms out. You felt so full.
"M-Move."
You feel his hips move, starting at a slower pace. As your moans became louder, his hips moved faster. Your tits bounced every time he pounded his hips into yours. His breaths were shallow, and his head thrown back. You could cum just looking at that.
"Oh fuck. So tight, baby.."
"Such a good girl."
"So close."
You were about to fucking explode. You moaned at his praises and sweet nothings. He leans forward a bit, moving impossibly faster.
"Bats~ I'm gonna cum!"
"Cum for me, baby. Cum on me."
You could feel your body shake, you shudder his name as he chases his high. He pulls out and comes into his hand. He moans your name as he does. You can see his hips slightly twitch.
He speaks, still panting a bit, "You have something I can wipe this up with?"
You sit up and lean forward, licking his hand clean. You suck his fingers, and kiss his palm as he cups your face. He leans in to kiss you, tasting himself on your tongue. You break the kiss, and eventually the silence.
"You should sleep over."
"Sure.."
You lay on your back, he lays on top of you, his face laying on your chest. He kisses your chest as you fall asleep rubbing his head.
You then awake alone in your bed, covered and cleaned up. You sigh as you stand up. Your legs are weaker than usual. That was amazing.
Warnings: Eventual Smut, AFAB!, swearing, maybe some angst.
TW ALL AROUND MDNI!!
For the next few months, he kept showing to your house more. Mainly because you both knew that if you said anything, he'd kill you. Probably. You weren't too sure anymore. He didn't clench his fists when you moved to your phone, and he tell you not to use it. He's even started eating some of the food you make. It's like he there, but he's not really there.
The bat doesn't speak. It's become easier to read him, though. You sometimes even have a whole conversation with your words, his grunts, than you translating them. It still seemed so unreal.
"Same gang, huh?"
"Mhm."
"You hungry? I have some snacks"
"Mm-mm"
"Alright, suit yourself."
You begin taking care of his wounds. You're now used to the unbuckling of random latches on his suit. You begin taking off the shoulder pads, and the chest armor. His torso now only clothed in a thin torn black shirt. Of course, he removes it himself. His physique has always amazed you. You've never seen anything like it. Your mind wanders bit.. 'He could snap my in half.' What the hell? Get your head out of the gutter! He's Batman, jeez!
"You done yet?"
"No, gimme a sec. You have a lot of scratches."
"How come you haven't told anyone yet?"
"Hm?"
"About me, I mean."
"I don't wanna die? Duh."
"You could've set me up at any time.. I come back almost every night."
"Righhht. So give me ideas to betray you! Smart move."
You swore you could hear a slight chuckle. He might've been grunting from the pain, but you'll take it anyways. He sits down on the couch, your body moves closer to his as you wander his body gently. He shudders as your hand brushes over his side. You can hear his breathing, it's gotten a bit heavier. You move closer, you move your hand over his shoulders and neck.
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"You sure you're okay?"
His legs shift slightly. He nods.
You try to move away but you can feel his hand on your side, probably landed there from when you were treating his wounds.
"Bats?"
"Yeah?"
"You um, can let go now."
"Hm.."
You swore you could feel his hand grip tighter. He finally let's go. You get up from the couch and move all the bloody and used materials to the trashcan. You come back to the living room, he struggles to put on his armor.
"Y/n."
"Yeah, yeah. I got it."
You move to the heavy piece of metal and attach it to his chest, as he moves to the one on his back. You find your eyes drifting to his. He doesn't seem to notice your lack of movement, or your gaze. You stand there for a moment. 'Blue.. like a sad blue. They seem so hurt and dead, like a lot of things in Gotham.' His eyes soon fall to yours.
"Y/n."
"Hm."
"The chest plates."
"Sorry."
".."
"Your eyes are really pretty."
"Yours are too."
You could ๐๐๐๐ก yourself get warm. You thank him lightly as you continue to put the plates on. He looks down at your small frame, and you could feel his gaze on your lips. You gulp lightly. His face moves closer to yours, you see his shoulders move as he wraps his arms around your waist. You close the distance between you, your soft lips landing on his. You both stay there for a moment, not moving, barely breathing. You pull away.
Warnings: Eventual smut, CRACCKKK, most likely not crack I just think funny, AFAB!!, probably some angst I actually haven't written the story at this point. Maybe some trigger warning for the ones in the back~
"I need some alcohol."
Y/n looks at him blank for a second, as if she didn't hear what he said. She finally spoke, "Oh- Lemme just.." She runs to the bathroom and back, holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol. Y/n shifts nervously as she moves closer to give it to him, "Here."
He grunts in response. 'Oh, so I guess he doesn't talk much, huh?'
"How'd you even get here? This isn't even the worst part of Gotham.." Y/n thinks to herself for a moment while the silence still lingers. 'Wait, so doesn't that mean a villain's near by?'
"I followed a gang here."
"Oh. They beat the shit out of you, huh? Are you hungry, or?"
"No."
"What, think I'll poison you?"
"You ask too many questions."
"Oh shit, sorry. I didn't mean to talk to a dude that just broke into my house."
Silence. You wanted to cry scream and sleep all at once. But your curiosity took over. You were intrigued by the man sitting in front of you. It felt almost like a book. So unreal. It felt somewhat comforting. It's like being in another world, like Narnia. Or on a long adventure like in The Lord of the Rings. Maybe even being chosen like you were Harry Potter. All you could think about was books.. about how this felt like a fairytale.
The man suddenly stands up, moving towards you. 'Oh god..' He moves past you slowly, probably because of his injuries. He sits down on the couch, grunting lowly. It seemed like he was thinking, like he contemplating something. You mouth moves to say something, but he breaks the silence first.
"Tell anyone and I'll kill you." Whoa. Okay. Damn. You weren't even sure how to respond. But you felt your best bet would be to just sit down on a seat across form him. I mean, you technically knew Batman didn't kill. But what if it wasn't just the Joker's victims? What if he secretly killed, too. Just put it on the crazy man to cover his tracks.
"You don't kill, though."
"Try me."
You laugh nervously, obviously not the time to laugh but this felt so fucking unreal. I mean.. BATMAN. In your house? You'd have to be hallucinating.
"I'm scared shitless, right now. So I'm gonna go to the kitchen and sit down.. you can do whatever you want. 'Cuz I'm scared and don't want to die."
At this point you were just rambling out of fear. You hurriedly excused yourself, and sat down in the kitchen. You look down at the blood and shattered glass. 'Nope, not dreaming. Probably insane, but not dreaming.'
You hear heavy footsteps creep closer to your living room window, the creaking of the boards familiar to you. You run to the living room to see him gone.. 'Whew.' You clean up the mess and go back to your room. You're mentally drained but you can't help but giggle. "I met the Batman!!" Oh gosh, you're tired. Your eyes droop closed as you begin to fall asleep. I wonder what else the world has in store for you?
Warnings: CRACK! ALLL CRACK. smut, confusion, CRACK, true love, first meetings, use a rubber, please. this is fiction, dumbass. she/her pronouns
Y/N sits quietly in her home, he's laid back on an arm rest. Legs crossed, reading Lord of the Rings. It's quieter than usual in Gotham. You'd either here a woman screaming for her life, or some clown laughing. But it felt so.. peaceful. Apparently, it was too peaceful.
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She hops from her seat. 'What. The. Hell.' Y/n says to herself internally. She makes her way past the table, and to the kitchen. She pokes her head around the corner to see a dark mass shifting in the darkness. 'Oh, hell no.' Y/n backs up slowly, the mass begins to stand..
"Urgh.."
Without thinking, Y/n speaks, making the tall figure flinch.
"Hi."
"Huh?"
"You kind of broke my window.."
Silence.
A slight grumble is heard from the figure, he stands up more straight, seemingly taller. It takes the form of a man, his shoulders broad and arms thick. The cape that drapes over his body, partially torn. His legs seems huge and bulky, like he could crush your head between them.
Y/n backs up slowly, "Listen, I don't want any trouble. I have a gun, don't move." It collapses to the ground with a ๐ง๐๐จ๐, making her yelp in slight fear. 'Jeez!' Y/n shivers at the thought of a demon breaking into her house, sure didn't act like a man.. She turns on the light.
"It's fucking Batman.. nope." Y/n begins internally panicking, all the while an unconscious man lays on her kitchen floor. 'Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh...' Y/n moves closer, poking him with a nearby serving spoon. "Oh, my gosh. He's dead. He's totally dead!!! Who hurt you? Get out of my house, oh glob. I'm going to get framed for murder!"
Batman sits up as Y/n paces around the room, talking to herself. "Hngh.." His chest hurt.. like hell. Y/n jumps. "Oh.. thought you were dead-" He grunts louder, she jumps again. "A-Are you okay?" She becomes slightly worried. He sits up, sitting on his bottom. He spoke finally, "I need help. Do you have first aid? A towel, alcohol?" His voice rumbled deeply, sending shivers down Y/n's spine.
After running to go get first aid, she slides it to him.
"Are you like.. dying or something?"
"No."
"You sure? It really does look like you're about to pass out on my floor."
"Shut up."
"You shut up."
"..."
"Broke into my fucking house then tell me to shut up. HA! Hysterical. Anyways, please don't kill me."
The dark figure looks up at her from the floor.. this chick is crazy. I mean.. it's Gotham. But this bitch is whack.
Bruce: Now, let's say your best friend (who is a male), had this drug inside him, and you were the only available person to help him live. Would you do it?