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[thewitchdoctor]

[kopionkin]

[ID: Reply from @thelilithmachine : “Yanked that thing asunder”]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[nflstreet]

[nflstreet]

[thegenderal]

I love doing folds my bread has buttcheeks

[thegenderal]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[nothingeverlost]

[serialreblogger]

i hate fae rules

[lea-ts-deactivated20211009]

Big if true

[football-in-tuxedos]

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[angryschnauzer]

She's gonna be a supervisor

[porterr-robinson]

[intensional]

using the new editing abilities on the Facebook messenger for a good cause

[meta-xylene]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is a malicious spirit summoned by capitalist magic

[ti-bae-rius]

This is how social cues feel

[relishboi]

before and after burger king

[buddhabrand]

you put them in the wrong order

[relishboi]

im going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect

[bunjywunjy]

mom said its your turn to look at the sun bear

[bunjywunjy]

WE HAVE TO LOOK IT'S OUR TURN

[implalazz]

May I offer you regular moon bears & one golden moon bear though?

[bunjywunjy]

hm. I'll allow it.

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Yeah I way too many spares anyways

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

I have no idea who Peenythus is

[ametsunami]

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

[egghomicide-deactivated20230917]

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

[ametsunami]

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

[nyanbinyuri]

[apricotparrotmemes]

You wouldn't even be posting this on Tumblr if he didn't give us fire. Ungrateful.

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

What’s he gonna do complain? He’s too busy getting his liver eaten by big bird

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

The only thing I suck is cocks, bud

[neekrobite]

oh really, prove it?

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[heateron]