Sup Nigga

Dank Memes (no normie memes allowed) 

[iamthememegod]

so apparently my friend is just an asexual now like what

[okaymad]

[iamthememegod]

If you havent listned to bottomless pit you need to kill yourself a.s.a.p

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[iamthememegod]

WHY DONT YOU FUCKONG KILL YOURSELF AHHHH AHHH AH AHA HS SHVA AHA

[crooked-antler-man]

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

[sarahconnorjr]

[shedevil2000]

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.” 

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic? 

[chloethegamer]

HAHAHHAHAHA Silly heteros.

[chronicclungs]

I showed my bf this and laughed at his shock

[theheartmaid]

oh my fucking god it got better

[iamthememegod]

can people stop trying to turn characters of long established series into minorities like gays, blacks, trans, etc. for one second. because by doing that you aren’t promoting rights for those minorities your just pissing off fans of whatever series your ruining for them, your not doing anything likable. Celebrities that agree with you on most of these instances are just as bad as you or worse sometimes or just afraid of getting completely bombarded with hate comments and mass hate from the public because most people are just sheeples who jump on whatever minority movement bandwagon they can because they are too fucking retarded to realize they can’t even think for themselves and are supporting a bunch of people thinking they need to change everything just so they can have equality when in reality they are just fucking up someone else’s favorite universe slash character that they grew up with and loved and basically forcing them to watch everything they knew and loved for so long completely disintegrate right in front of them so you can all go fucking hang yourselves- http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

[tmbgareok]

[iamthememegod]

FUCK YEAH BOSS

[imsoshive]

When Bae Leaves The Food Out

[demegoddess]

ME WHEN U LEAVE THE PIZZA OUT @shes-a-virgo

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

im relocating myself to a white family because bitch this sounds like every one of my girls including myself

[niambi]

G OD!

[linuxusers]

[iamthememegod]

gaben you are my jesus pls halp

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Repost to make a racist angry

[iamthememegod]

fuck off

[darnpool-deactivated20180521]

ok i wasnt going to comment but i know how fast misinformation spreads on this site and how many of yall just hate checking sources before taking things as facts. and im going to try to do this without spoiling anything.

there are not rape jokes in the Deadpool movie. 

one of the scenes ppl keep talking about is when Negasonic Teenage Warhead hits Angel Dust and Deadpool says ‘i feel bad for anyone who tries to pressure her into prom sex’. hes not joking about date rape. he is literally saying she is going to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to pressure her into doing something she doesnt want to do. 

at another point Wade and another character are talking about their own abusive childhood lives. they are talking about their OWN abuse. this also happens in the comics in which Wade was both physically and sexually abused as a child and he tries to joke it off. hes trying to make light of his own abuse.

i know a lot of people have said they arent going to watch the movie bc of that post claiming there are tons of rape jokes and yall just need to talk with people who have actually seen the movie before you make snap judgements. 

i’m happy to talk with anyone who is still nervous or needs something clarified. 

[kookookafreakinchoo]

PSA for anyone who’s concerned and hasn’t seen this post already because apparently it’s an issue…?

Worry not, friends.

[iamthememegod]

Fucking retarded feminist's

[iamthememegod]

me: why did you ruin star wars tumblr

tumblr: ODNRNDDJSLSMD F ND FUCKONG CIS SCUM

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[iamthememegod]

brenda gtfo we all know your bakesale brownies were trash

[iamthememegod]

pls halp

[givemeinternet]

[iamthememegod]

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[xx6emo6girl6xx]

[iamthememegod]

ㅅㅂㅎㄱㅅㅈㄷㄹㅅㅌㄹㅆㅈ

[butt-berry]

[iamthememegod]

ㅇㄴㅅㅈㄱㅂㅅㄷ

[tabigale]

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

my new years resolution is to flip off myself apparently

[iamthememegod]

It must be destiny I got flip off the sun 

and a song on my mix tape is “fuck the sun I’m too pretty for that nigga”