How you doin'

Hannah, 20. I live on a tiny little island in Canada. Sushi is healthy god damn it!

[sleepyselkie]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

can you draw some puzzie pieces

[mesovideo-blog]

we’ll miss you, we have full artistic liberty

[spocks--cock]

Christopher: A woman? Kirk: A crewman.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

[neil-kumiko]

AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.  

[wetwareproblem]

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

[firedrill]

[gahdamnpunk]

People who wouldn’t perform abortions or treat trans patients should probably have chosen a different career

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[parkchanwoohoo]

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m reporting you

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

[parkchanwoohoo]

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

[heavydynamics-deactivated202112]

[octobermoodsxox-deactivated2019]

this is to me the most perfect post on all of tumblr

[saddest-cat-hours]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you are deaf, your entire life is a long gif

[aidashakur]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I like this because it can be interpreted as a red flag or advocating communism

[jitterslug]

[phillipiscrying]

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

[annakendrik]

[vote-for-eggman]

Fuck it up Alexandria!!

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

bumber sticker

[ubercharge]

gemma chan in her golden globes dress? stunning. gorgeous. knockout. beautiful on a whole other plane both her and the dress

[ubercharge]

A GOWN WITH SHORTS, POCKETS, AND A TRAIN? THAT SHADE OF BLUE? THE OPEN BACK? ICONIC

[rabbitrah]

Details from Sacha Goldenberg’s “Flemish Painting” series. 

[tredlocity]

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

[kitty]

from missenell

[bunjywunjy]

“ONE OF THESE WILL HATCH, SOMEDAY.”