Princess Jasmine

Jasmine / 佳恵. 22. MN. I love ice cream & math & cheesy jokes. Follow me if you love a laugh, romance, or memes.

[catchymemes]

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[fadedlovemp3]

[kosmogrl]

[coughloop]

He wouldn't say this

[teathattast]

[xnyasux]

[teathattast]

Sure I'll reblog that

[daydreamodyssey]

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

[toastbutteregg]

[catasters]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Old McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, "What's my title?"

McDonald said, "You're the C I E I O."

[misterwooff]

[suuho]

(900105) — happy birthday yang yoseob. ♡.*･｡ﾟ

[rslashrats]

[rslashrats]

whats the matter babe…youve barely touched your sorry shrimp cake

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Protector of the Poo

Defender of the Dookie if you will

[toastbutteregg]

[gothicwoadie]

On my soul I just pooped

[coughloop]