The Bowery Presents
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Hole
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
ojovivo
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d e v o n
roma★
bliss lane
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taylor price
NASA
KIROKAZE
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
gracie abrams
Noah Kahan
@iamweirdbutdontcareverymuch
Its 2019 and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
It’s 2020 and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
Happy 2021 everybody! Still no clue but fear is rapidly over taking me
2022 and I’ve hit rock bottom and started digging
“My Bisexual Wife”
Acrylics on Canvas
Its 2019 and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
It’s 2020 and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
Happy 2021 everybody! Still no clue but fear is rapidly over taking me
You’d be really motivated if the weight you lost went to someone you don’t like.
An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)
You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you
Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment
Morgan and Peter make one of those ‘famous relative check’ tik toks but all the clips and pictures they use of Tony are like…him in full princess dress up at one of Morgan’s tea parties (while she’s dressed up as like, Bruce). Tony falling out of a canoe. Tony openly weeping while watching Finding Nemo. Tony screaming in fear as he pulls an On-Fire casserole attempt out of the oven. Tony being too hyper focused on work to notice DUM-E is slipping the dunce cap on his head. Tony forcing Peter into like 12 layers of clothing before letting him go outside in the light dusting of snow while Peter stares dead-eyed into the camera. Tony letting Morgan play hairdresser, not realizing she somehow swiped some real scissors and is actually cutting his hair. Tony making exaggerated sarcastic faces while Cap is droning on about something in the background. Pepper performing the heimlich maneuver on Tony and the piece of cheeseburger he was choking on flying directly into Happy’s mouth. Tony dead asleep cuddling Gerald the alpaca, who looks like he desperately wants to be anywhere else. Tony in full Vacation Dad Fashion riding up on one of those multi-people bicycles and excitedly demanding everyone get on. Tony meticulously trying (and failing) to stack oreos in a jar like Khloe Kardashian. Tony dressed up as Santa falling off the roof.
They also make one for Pepper, but it’s like, very dignified and mostly uses clips from official interviews and documentaries lmao
honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight
Quarantine mood board
Okay, don’t get me wrong
I am totally okay with Gay, bi, trans, asexual and anything and everything else. My ships are mostly lgbtqa. The fanfictions that I have read are mostly lgbtq. But the things people are doing now, or if I’m just seeing it now, it’s just… The difference between best, best, best friends and now couples has become a very thin line. Can there not just be friends? Does everyone have to be together? Some ships I’m seeing are Dean thomas and Seamus finigan; Parlaying and Lavender. Even at school, Im being called gay, lesbian for just being really close to one of my best friends her. What happened to just friends?
Wow. My point still stands, but I’m gay now
Its 2019 and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
It’s 2020 and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia
I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday
well yeah havent you seen the movie
When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:
My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.
third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain.
fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents
Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese
Sixth, they named him after the hard cheese from Cheedar in Somerset, England due the fact there are both orange and off-white types which parallels their pet’s coloring and Kevin and Raymond both appreciate the nobility of a product which is a cornerstone of a multibillion dollar cheese industry and has a history going back to the 12th century and furthermore
Seventh, Cheddar is the only type of cheese that they both love.
Eighth. Cheddar was Kevin’s mother dog, she chose the name and Kevin, dutiful son that he is, took him off her hands when she developed an allergy to dog dander at 78. Can you imagine? What unbridled weakness, and at her age. You see, Santiago, this why early exposure to allergens of all types is crucial for healthy antibody development and why I made a point to have as many encounters with low-level toxins as possible before my immune system was finished developing. You know, now that you and Peralta are discussing reproducing, you should really consider
This entire thread reads exactly like a conversation that would happen at the precinct before being interrupted by captain holt
Of all the things this trashfire of an administration produced, the Monica Lewinsky Renaissance was admittedly one I did not expect, but I am HERE FOR IT.
