Story Of My Life

Ello. So I'm kinda this big Nerd. Nice to meet you. :)

[inaho-dakkoku]

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

[lillibethwrites]

Okay listen, this will not be as articulate as I’d like.

BUT, this fucking LINEEE. The whole concept of this army may be my favorite thing in the trilogy and this LINE IN THE SCRIPT is so visceral to me for some reason. Like, take up your space in life, make people CHOKE on you, make them SUFFER your existence. Take. Up. Your. Space.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[kermahillway]

"COME CRAWLING FASTER!" "OBEY YOUR MASTER!" "YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER!"

Dreamworks missed out on a huge opportunity to use the second movie's troll kings/queens to have Velvet and Veneer play different genres of songs. It always bugged me how they forget about the last movie whenever they make a new Trolls

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[nounamegirl]

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

[thiscatisonfire]

Fave new twitter thread

[dsalinaplays]

I feel personally attacked.

[willow-lark]

can’t believe there’s going to be a new generation of pjo fans who automatically picture walker scobell when they think of percy jackson and not a hodgepodge of viria and burdge’s fanart. does that make me old

[caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo]

Annabeth: You’ve been quiet for a really long time. Is everything okay-?

Percy: Greeks are gossips

Annabeth: …..what?

Percy: Back in the day, I figured there were so many myths because people were trying to explain so many different things. But now that I know it’s all real…it’s obvious they were just super gossipy.

Annabeth: Interesting. Explain more.

Percy: There’s a whole story about this guy who saw Artemis naked. Why is that a myth? If Artemis’ bathtime involves her turning a man into a deer and sending his own hunting dogs to eat him then that’s her business.

Annabeth: Maybe… it was spread as a cautionary tale?

Percy: AND WHAT ABOUT DIONYSUS?!

Annabeth: um

Percy: Why do we need to know he was sewn in his dad’s leg? It’s a fun fact but there isn’t a wiki page about me being a c-section, is there?

Annabeth: I thought you were a water birth

Percy: See? All Greeks are gossips.

Annabeth: You’re Greek

Percy: Exactly. So you won’t believe what I heard Thalia say about Leo the other day-

[whippedkwim]

if the first episode of the pjo series isn't titled "i accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher" then i dont want it

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[kestrel-of-herran]

male characters be like "you're the only right thing i ever wanted" and "i love you so much" and then choose fighting a giant unkillable monster over touring the world building enclaves with you

[starsandskiees]

This is the only tiktok you'll ever need, I've made about 13 of these and I'm not stopping anytime soon

[alabasterpickles]

Some of my recent Encanto scribbles!! Absolutely, stupid in love with this movie and Bruno, definitely Bruno

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nice--food]

Ice Cube Apple Pie

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdxxhoxlB7c/?taken-by=twisted_food

[skyakafreckles]

That’s dope af

[kirstieblaire]

Ok but think of the possibilities! Homemade pizza rolls, mini meat pies, nutella bites, nacho/taco bites etc…🤤