Every star is a setting sun

Juan | amateur musician, conlanger and writer. 18 | First-class disappointer | ♂ | cancer | INFP | straight | feminist | he/him pronouns | phan trash "Limited in his nature, infinite in his desires, man is a fallen god who remembers the heavens." ~ Alphonse de Lamartine ~ - Ask me stuff! - - Send me stuff! - - Soundcloud - - FAQ -

[dedalvs]

This is a livestream of kittens saved from the BC wildfires, some of whom still need homes! Reblog to try to get these little cuties adopted! <3

[g0ds-favorite]

[ignisgayentia]

im dying

[makestheworldtastegood]

[imabrickshithouse]

I just wanna say good morning to whomever made.

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresbyterian]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[jollysunflora]

If by some miracle you instantly became fluent in 3 foreign languages, what would they be? This includes various forms of sign language and Braille. I’d choose Spanish and French for media consumption and Russian because communism, lol.

[rainswings]

@polyglotplatypus @iapetvs

[iapetvs-blog]

Russian, Latin, Mandarin

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Bruh.

[brainstatic]

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[northernweird]

#to remember how many centimeters are in a kilometer#remember that there are a hundred centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer#meaning one hundred thousand centimeters#because the metric system isn’t written in fruit-related riddles

[nightlifemingus]

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[babyanimalgifs]

i need you.

[breadlesbian]

idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today

[ruinedchildhood]

[homofauxbic]

do dogs think in barks

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

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