i misread ryan's shirt

ben’s buzzfeed unsolved sideblog because they’re too obsessed with it oops (i follow back on chlorophilester)

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

Cute Idea for dates: Stealing some Demon‘s Bridge

[evillesbianvillainarchive]

this might be the funniest sequence in the entirety of buzzunsolved

[spacestationjukebox]

I Okay y’all so I don’t really believe in religion, but if there’s one person who is def a demon it’s Shane. Anyway, this part of the video was very suspicious. 

(Quotes shortened so I wouldn’t have to type it all out) 

Psychic dude: I feel some sort of old energy 

Shane: Ancient?

Psychic: yes ancient. It’s not connected here 

Ryan: Is it human?

Psychic: I believe it takes the form of a human. 

Shane: *smiling and sorta laughing* Very good very good 

[societaluproar]

Ryan: all demons are evil, that’s given

Shane: I mean, all, that sounds, a little harsh? What if, hypothetically speaking, your best friend who is substantially, hypothetically, taller than you, which of course isn’t me, is a demon, would you still be friends with them? Ryan?? Ryan??? Would you or would you not be best friends with a demon this is very important to me

[telefunkies]

@adventurous-blob @silvahhauntah

[adventurous-blob]

Shane is perfect and i would in fact sell him my soul willingly

[telefunkies]

Don’t worry I know how to stop hellhounds

*d a b s*

[adventurous-blob]

no saving me pal, i’d just look at them like “Awhhhh, Okie I’m good, let’s go to hell”

[midnightsearches]

bfu fandom: hey what if shane is actually a demon??

shane:

ryan: haha shane look the fans are saying that you’re a demon!!

shane:

ryan: *points holy water gun directly at shane*

shane:

buzzfeed: shane and ryan u guys have to be in our new exorcism video

shane:

[kampfenderstern]

They’re actively trying to out Shane

[ghostwheeze]

shane sure does seem to know what’s happenin in hell

[beaniegara]

“listen my father’s a busy guy, i’d appreciate some respect here, ryan” 

[owlsinyourbelfry]

Lowkey if Shane was a demon, he’d be pretty fucking bold, living in a city that literally translates into “The Angels”

[insomniz]

they’re fbi agents. can’t you tell???

two quick drawings for @madejsbian’s x files/ fbi au (so many cool bfu aus… i’m drowning in it)

consider this: at first shane imitates ryan’s mimicks to mock him but he eventually starts doing it without realizing it and they look like two idiots

(@cirilee this is another cool au!!)

[pyromanicdaydreamer]

Have we considered that the Hot Daga has yet to make its triumphant return because perhaps the poor, beleaguered soul who has to animate it may not have survived the layoffs earlier this year?

Like, do we know what his fate was?

[bergara-boogara]

Pour one out for the hotdaga guy

[twinsfawn]

nothing gets past this guy

[remmylups]

No one:

Me: BEN AND KLAUS HARGREEVES ARE CARBON COPIES OF RYAN BERGARA AND SHANE MADEJ

[mostlybenappreciation]

Ben: do you think buzzfeed unsolved will do an episode about my death??

Klaus: it’s 3am please okay me eat my donuts in peace

[ryanbirgara]

I had a dream ryan put salt in shanes coffee to idk ?? prove he’s a demon I guess and when shane spit it out cause it tasted gross ryan used it as proof

[goldenghoulboys]

👻 First grade Shane Madej doing math 👻

[makemadej]

[x]

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Shane: For the last time, it’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.

Ryan, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw.

[sufferblr]

idea: ryan and shane does a “compliment battle” vid where they compliment each other using fan’s thirst tweets n comments. ryan has to tell shane he’s “sexy but in a rat way”