Just a Little Critter

hoarding special interests like a dragon hoards their treasures//this is now a seth jarvis fan account

[pyromanicdaydreamer]

Occurred to me I never actually formally shared the link to my gay hockeycule magnum opus

if you like gay hockey players making out sloppy style and having raging orgies then you should click here

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

every now and then the neighbour's kid, who knows he'll get in trouble if he climbs in his dad's car and just leans on the horn, decides it's worth the consequences and treats himself. and that's real

[captain-price-returns]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[natalieironside]

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[heroesriseandfall]

“Why didn’t Dick and Cassie Sandsmark believe Tim about Bruce being alive?”

He didn’t actually give them any evidence for it before running away. Didn’t even try to convince them beyond saying “he’s alive, I’ll prove it.”

He’d spent the past year trying to resurrect his dead family and friends. After 100+ cloning attempts and almost stealing Lazarus pit water, this just looks like Tim’s typical grieving pattern.

Dick, Tim, and Clark personally examined Bruce’s dead body and determined it was his!

Tim’s inner monologue in Red Robin 1 shows even he knows he’s driven by desperate hope and compounded grief: “He’s all I have and he has to be alive…Please, god, don’t let me be crazy.”

If Tim had turned out to be wrong I honestly believe he still would’ve gone looking for a way to bring Bruce back. Just like he did with Kon, Bart, Steph, Jack, and Janet.

Red Robin follows so clearly from Tim’s grief from losing Jack Drake and everyone else. DCU Halloween Special ‘09: “Our Father’s Sins” made this even more obvious by showing Red Robin Tim reflecting on his grief over Jack while he’s searching for Bruce.

Of course his friends and family think he’s grieving! He is! He just also happens to be right. Nobody is completely unjustified here.

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

I often think about how the worlds only scale replica of the Parthenon including a faithful recreation of the giant Athena statue paint and all is in Nashville. Reason to go to Nashville tbh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

She’s 42 feet/12.8 meters tall btw

[aranciangelo]

saw a sunset that reminded me of superman and fixated on it the whole way home

☁️☆*:.｡.

[liesmyth]

the new euro banknote designs with the birds are sooo pretty... I hope the birdies win

[liesmyth]

I would like to get paid in birds...

[misseffie]

You can vote for one of the bird designs here: Go Vote!!!

[wizardarchetypes]

it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.

[tlirsgender]

Really the craziest part of being a great honking dyke is the way women will tell you (usually drunk) that they wish they were lesbians & it's like. Well. You can be. Do you want to scissor right now or just in general what's happening

[tlirsgender]

I think maybe part of it is that I'm butch enough that it's like a gateway drug. One time a girl told me she wished her boyfriend was like me & I was so flabbergasted I just went "what like a woman ???" & she started backpedaling like wait no come back. Are you okay

[tlirsgender]

Drunk girls love telling me they're in a good luck babe type situation and I'm just standing there like What??? & they're like I didn't say anything

[transformativeworks]

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[ominous-signs]

You guys should talk about your ghost experiences if you have them actually, and want to share that is. I’m so curious.

[json-derulo]

not a ghost experience or even a supernatural one, but a bizarre unexplained occurrence that keeps me up at night nonetheless: I once found a real, perfectly intact pumpkin sitting on my doorstep one morning in mid-march.

fresh. showed no sign of having been frozen and thawed out. not carved or smashed or anything. no knock, no note, no nothing. I asked every friend who knew my address and none ever owned up to it, or even seemed suspicious. all shared my bafflement about how someone would even get a fresh, whole pumpkin in florida in mid-march. it's been years at this point and I have never gotten even a whiff of an explanation.

if you're ever looking to pull a completely harmless prank that will live rent-free in the target's mind forever...miraculously acquire a large, unwieldy, wildly out-of-season piece of fresh produce, abandon it on their doorstep, and never, ever tell them who or why or how the fuck

[amorphousspecimen]

In the same vein but opposite.

I had a venus fly trap go missing overnight.

Brought it home, put it on the kitchen table, went to bed.

Next morning it was just gone. My mom and my grandma were both as confused as me, and I know they wouldn't have done anything with it since they were the ones who paid for it as a birthday gift to me.

I'm still baffled, but do use it as an anecdote about how bad with plants I am.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[iltalintu]

Sebastian Aho plays golf and makes a small mistake

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes