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Occurred to me I never actually formally shared the link to my gay hockeycule magnum opus

if you like gay hockey players making out sloppy style and having raging orgies then you should click here

#pyro writes #pyro talks #take it for the team

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

notahungrywish

The secret bunker plastic skating rink is the site of nonstop roleplay right? I feel like maybe he even gets a locker room added. They’re fucking on the ice in full gear for SURE. They go home and reenact something that happened in a game that night with what they’d prefer to have done. They’re living in Shane’s fun fantasy world where instead of being sent to the penalty box he has to suck Ilya’s dick.

And, critically, they’re taking the hockey part seriously the whole time.

batmanisagatewaydrug

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

batmanisagatewaydrug

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

simplyjustfucked

counterpick-me-irl

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

destiny-islanders

he's real

pwhl-mybeloved

we are so back

batmanisagatewaydrug

please please please say you have the reaction image of the asian lady smoking frantically with an air of tremendous strain i've been looking for it literally all 15 minutes of my break

are you talking about these images of acclaimed actress Sandra Oh

lunarblazes

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

miss-nerd-alert

And then the movies went and understood the assignment by casting Viggo Mortensen.

Described by legendary fight choreographer and Olympic fencer Bob Anderson as “the best swordsman I’ve ever trained”, and insisted on using a real steel sword to get the movement right. Actually bonded with the horses he rode and worked with over the course of filming. Was noted by cast members as being the natural leader of the actors when they were together. Went hiking and fishing in full costume for the sake of authenticity, even repairing damage to the costumes himself to better convey the life of a self-reliant ranger. Actually learned Sindarin, and speaks it more frequently in the films than any other character including the elves. Is an actual polyglot, speaking four languages fluently and having a passing knowledge of six more. Personally composed and performed music for the soundtrack.

They needed someone to play the guy of all time, and they actually GOT the guy of all time.

ryttu3k

Didn't just bond with the horses, he bought the horse that played Brego after the movie. (He also bought the horse that Arwen's stunt double rode for her.)

During the fight with the orcs at the end of Fellowship, one of the orcs is meant to throw a knife at Aragorn. There was a mix-up with the props and the orc actor threw an actual knife instead of the blunt prop. Mortensen casually managed to block it with his sword anyway.

As well as hand-repairing his costume, he also was the one who suggested Aragorn have a small bow for hunting, since he lived in the wilderness and would need one. No one else had thought of it.

It was also his suggestion to take Boromir's arm guards and make everyone cry.

He and Peter Jackson once had a whole conversation where Jackson called him 'Aragorn'. Neither of them noticed for about half an hour.

persianmom-deactivated20251026

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

nylarac

^ relevant art by @catcrumb that legitimately rewired my brain

romint-drake

How it started

How it's going

scrupulosity-comics

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

scrupulosity-comics

lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.

otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.

tedspankoffski

starkid's black friday arguably has some of the most powerful and well tuned songs. i truly think, despite it being ballad power hour, the music is beyond itself. it tells a story with the music that the other musicals don't fully do. like yes, every song in the musicals tells a story... but black friday songs/music literally fills every scene to its fullest.