Soup scares me

as like a concept. not actual soup. just the concept of it.

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[flowerbleedme]

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[thanosthedadtitan]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[rars]

well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol

[03012003]

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[offshoreoilrig]

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[thoughtcascades]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them