alive ahaha fuck

None of the stories are mine 22 She/her

[mewnbuns]

sorry for staring at your biceps i would like you to put me in a headlock

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[pishposhimlost]

I really need something good

[zariverse]

This potato works wtf😭

[arayapendragon]

i believe in this potato 🙏🏼

[mukurosbracup]

Don't let me down 🙏

[e1e4n0r5]

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[disgustinggf]

[targetedknowledge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

How to disable Copilot in Windows 11

Completely disable Copilot in Windows 11

You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.

[wetheurban]

[2slowdancerss]

[butchb4it]

butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️ butch who’s scarily obsessed with me 🕯️

[uwingdispatch]

Heeeyyyyy so what if I just dropped every pair of Spider-Man and Spider-Verse earrings I’ve ever made in one post and the. Ran away? Because I’m doing that. Shop is here. And don’t forget: You can use code TUMBLR15 at checkout for 15% off most accessories!

Let me know if there are other Spideys you’d like to see! Shop is here.

[xxsivyxxcreep-n2]

Reference by KojiDub on X (Sivy_illustrate if you want to following me there.)

[infemmeous]

If a butch told me to bend over I wouldn’t even question it. I’m bent. Do whatever you were gonna do

[hungry-femme-carmilla]

fat butches save me. fat butches wearing t-shirts a little too tight. wifepleasers of my god. fat butches who work out not to lose weight and get skinnier but to gain some more power and flex some biceps. for me to bite a little. or a shoulder. as a little treat for me.

[wbbwhorez]

Sooo ummm mom!paige fic??

[raspberry-femme]

and yes, i WILL take my pants off for an awkward androgynous butch who looks like they’d explode into tears of joy if they saw a pair of tits. absolutely, i will.

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[thebibliosphere]

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[puppylovesystem]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Yo this is such good info to have

[sorceress-foxgirl-ariel]

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

[alexiaroselikethewine]

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT

[overitatdawn]

"what sign are you"

a stop sign bro leave me alone

[overitatdawn]

"what sign are you"

a stop sign bro leave me alone