😁😁

an overflow of words

[icannotseeyou-youcannotseeme]

something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*

my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something

[premeditation-deactivated201912]

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

[sexygonfreecss-blog]

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

[roachswallower]

he’s 41

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

[greed]

when you’re sad and squad is there for you

[allhumorposts]

Teachers who call on random people are the absolute scariest beings in the universe

[justbadpuns]

I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those

[alycyn]

when u go to type work and u type worm

[alycyn]

listen i spent like 10 minutes looking up “business worm clip art” and “worm in bow tie” and when i couldn’t find it i just googled happy worm clip art and even drew a briefcase(and made sure to label it so there was no confusion) and i didn’t do that for less than 200 notes

[allhumorposts]

Teachers who call on random people are the absolute scariest beings in the universe

[corpish]

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls

[pb-jellybeans]

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

[erstwhilegirl-deactivated201708]

I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[psteeezy]

i think it’s about time tumblr saw the other side of demi lovato

[inheavensmind-deactivated201812]

Sources?

[psteeezy]

literally i shouldnt even need this but here (x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x)

[gothicprep]

honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”

[asparagays]

[santo-dom-ingo]

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys 

[milieumarch]

I’d kill for one of those.

[twistedviper]

I think you’re missing the point

[theinturnetexplorer]

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.