I Can't Believe it's Not Canon

I enjoy things I think are bad and then wonder why my favorite content only gives me crumbs. (Except for 2018 She-Ra. Those people cooked the whole damn meal.) Very unfortunate Supernatural and Sleepy Hollow fan; Once Upon a OUATer; god grant me Entrapta's passion, Catra's wit, and Adora's soul. The Owl House is Disney's best cartoon since Kim Possible FIGHT ME. The Good Place is a national treasure. It has been 122 days since I was last queerbaited. She/her; bisexual. Trans people are valid. Black Lives Matter.

[adhd-induced-happiness]

A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can't Seem To Figure It Out:

did not eat

new hyperfixation and no time for it

have not done a creative in 24 hrs

Bad Sounds

clothes are touching my body

cold

people

one (1) comment is stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel

last time I drank water was ??????

nervous nervous nervous nervous

got a Slightly Worse grade than expected

last hug was ??????

slept a full 45 minutes

lonely ............

guts are shredding (again)

have not seen sunlight in 24 hrs

stuck inside

too much screen time

Yay Overwhelm

room is disaster area

have not talked to Person in a while

bored

imposter phenomenon (again)

no current routine

how long have I been working???

Too Much Socialization

and then. and THEN. I may consider:

something is actually wrong

[dwcoded]

the most gender served by dean

when clothes are too big for him

the glazed donut cheekbones

the princess eyelashes

babygirl eyebags

his lil teeth-smirk combo

dimples of discontent

oral fixation! oral fixation!

s1 bracelets

bisexuality

daddy issues

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023

[valtsv]

called off the duel not because i'm a coward who's afraid to look death in the eye but because i spent hours on choosing my outfit and styling my hair and polishing my blade until it glittered in the sunlight, i even wore PERFUME for this because i wanted to make sure i looked and felt my best, and what does the guy who challenged me to a duel in the first place do? shows up LATE, wearing what i'm pretty sure were his work clothes, shirt untucked and collar unbuttoned and askew, his complete lack of effort or respect for the art of duelling evident in everything about him, and carrying this chipped and scratched old blade that looks like he didn't even bother to wipe the dust off after digging it out from behind the couch where it's spent the last decade. i'm sorry. i just couldn't stand it. i'm taking him back to my place to show him how a REAL gentleman prepares himself for a duel.

[valtsv]

[sheepishly, avoiding everyone's eyes and tugging at my collar nervously, visibly sweating a little bit] so. um. something very lgbt happened last night.

[dolluxe-arts]

Anyway

[icantbelieveitsnotcanon]

Me: *gets caught up in work for 4.5 months, doesn’t enter Tumblr*

Me: *logs into Tumblr*

Tumblr: *immediately tells me that the king of England is suing Elon Musk via destiel meme*

Me: That tracks.

[kerink]

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

[emeraldcas]

reminiscing about the mass hallucination destiel wedding on this fine valentines day you really just had to be there (tumblr)(my brain)(twitter trending)(the dance floor)

[0ssim0r0]

Ossimoro

[obscureoldguy]

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

[kreature-ofthenight]

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

[perforatedsanity]

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

[thesaltofcarthage]

Grandpa legit kicked his ass with glee.

[icantbelieveitsnotcanon]

My favorite was the dude who was not gonna let some silly little thing like his phone falling out of his pocket take him out of the zone.

[aletheyass]

local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete

[catchymemes]

[ogrishpuntocom]

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

[jensensitive]

suptober 2022 - day 28 - animal

dean and miracle

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[revolutionarytea]

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

[bbcwhereareyou]

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

[bearie]

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

[icantbelieveitsnotcanon]

Until further notice…I wish to be a kittens.

[aro-rambles]

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

[maladi0401]

Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!

[martinkhall]

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

[aro-rambles]

OH DONT YOU DARE

[queerhamlet]

tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual

[kindlyanni]

Meowrpheus saga continues.

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[thickness-protection-program]

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