The Hottest of the Messes

Ted Cruz wants to fuck rats

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

Honest board game titles

[tallahasseemp3]

if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs if there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks i’ll follow you into the dark

[replanting]

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

[oneheadtoanother]

[jadeeee-deactivated20211030]

Damn we got tomorrow tomorrow

[roseyrex]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[aurumacadicus]

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

[funnytwittertweets]

[thepoisonroom]

coming down from crushes is wild like you just no longer understand the shrimp emotions you were having mere days ago

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[rinkrats]

"this is the first time that the entire broadcast team is all women."

"that's very important. women have to continue to carve out their place. they're already smarter than we are anyway."

[anxietyproblem]

[deangloriam]

bo burnham, inside

[alliecathayes]

bo burnham inside is like watching my own mental health regression in quarantine in real time with good songs and beautiful cinnamontography/lighting

[eldritch-something-or-other]

My body is NOT a temple… It is a labyrinth that I Do Not know the exit to.

[creepish]

all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly