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The OTHER Worst Person You Know @ba1l3yb2b the shitposts of 87

[nekoboydreams]

Just a silly little thing I did for Mother's Day after seeing Destiny working on her comic, haha

I have more silly sketches I'm dying to draw in my free time

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[icantstopfarting]

Just ran into a table and threw that mf across the room.

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[i-am-a-fish]

every day I put my gay ass words online

[i-am-a-fish]

#Official Ass Eating Post 🎉

[sheet--metal--girl]

first Jimmy Buffett now Steve from Smash Mouth this is like 9/11 for dudes with closets full of Hawaiian shirts

[swampgallows]

(x)

[i-am-a-fish]

I'M AT A WEDDING I'M HAVING SUCH A LOVELY TIME THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE I LOVE PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOU

[i-am-a-fish]

OH YEAH, THIS CAKE FUCKS.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears its actually just perfectly parallel parked

DIRK: A second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes.

ROXY: the law of equivalent exchange

[powerburial]

Kinda funny that even with our modern medicine we can’t cure depression, anxiety, insomnia, etc when the atlanteans could cure it with their energy tetrahedrons 40,000 years ago

[thatsprettysicknasty]

demon: youre a bitch

me: *starts closing the summoning circle*

demon: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge

me: *keeps it open*

demon: bitch

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: if you cant beat them, dress better than them

[the-real-god]

people: the animatronics in FNAF are terrifying

the animatronics:

[thealphapigeon]

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune

[thealphapigeon]

Me in six months double booking myself like a whore

[basement-toy]

i think you're fucking disgusting.

Are you flirting with me ?