eheheheheh

heyo | it's an alt where i can be as crazy as i want and no one will judge me

[old-previously-bookie]

you and eliza should trade outfits. you’re both small so it won’t be a problem.

first of all- i am not small!! im pretty sure im even taller then philip so if you want to make fun of someone for being small, go and make fun of him!

and second of all- i already said i will not be wearing a dress, ive said it multiple times!! if mama wishes to borrow my clothing she is more then welcome to, however, i will be sticking to my oversized sweaters and jeans.

[icarus-is-probably-high]

please tell me there's a collar under your sweater

[erosofthepen]

men are so goddamn pretty. what the fuck. who gave u the right

[icarus-is-probably-high]

i need a hug but i don’t want to be hugged 😭

[echo-at-the-pond]

please reblog if you agree that a Donation site would help tumblr more than adding new pro-features that you have to pay for. @staff

[icarus-is-probably-high]

good night

i hope i wake to all of you in the morning <3

[bagelbucket]

just remembered the dream I had last night

[bagelbucket]

cruella was in a designer store and dyed her hair bright red. then a rly pretty worker came over and asked if they could help her and she said no. then she bought 5000$ in clothes and left. It was a single pair of shoes

[bagelbucket]

sorry to anyone and everyone that is introduced to me through this

[icarus-is-probably-high]

i fucking love cruella and this is just on point

[public-anas]

Yes I'm talking about your profile picture

oh well i was having trouble taking a photograph so i unfortunately got a bit of my finger in the way

but it was the best one i took so i decided to just use it. i don’t believe it looks that bad, but i could definitely do better.

[officialelizabethhamilton]

can you put a jump scare warning next time?

[wi11owcows]

Fr that shit almost gave me a panic attack😕🙏

[officialelizabethhamilton]

look at that bitch bangs 😭😭

[wi11owcows]

I would sue my hair dresser if I looked like that💀

[officialelizabethhamilton]

Nicole, I think he did them himself 😭😭 look at them damn angles

[public-anas]

what quarantine does to a mf 💔💔

[officialelizabethhamilton]

im taking you to great clips or something because what the hell is on your forehead

[icarus-is-probably-high]

CAN YOU TAKE ME TOO I WANT DYED HAIR

[officialelizabethhamilton]

of course!

[icarus-is-probably-high]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BEST MOM EVER

[reynolds-pamphlet-main]

German People

dove what does this mean why is this so cryptic what

[icarus-is-probably-high]

German People

[public-anas]

Yes I'm talking about your profile picture

oh well i was having trouble taking a photograph so i unfortunately got a bit of my finger in the way

but it was the best one i took so i decided to just use it. i don’t believe it looks that bad, but i could definitely do better.

[officialelizabethhamilton]

can you put a jump scare warning next time?

[wi11owcows]

Fr that shit almost gave me a panic attack😕🙏

[officialelizabethhamilton]

look at that bitch bangs 😭😭

[wi11owcows]

I would sue my hair dresser if I looked like that💀

[officialelizabethhamilton]

Nicole, I think he did them himself 😭😭 look at them damn angles

[public-anas]

what quarantine does to a mf 💔💔

[officialelizabethhamilton]

im taking you to great clips or something because what the hell is on your forehead

[icarus-is-probably-high]

CAN YOU TAKE ME TOO I WANT DYED HAIR

[thereallvrb0y]

you ever try to deepthroat your apple pencil and it touches the back of your throat and you think “wow im kinda a throat goat”

[icarus-is-probably-high]

no????

[icarus-is-probably-high]

THE WORLD IS FUCKING BURNING AND I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO WATCH

i'm fucking scared, i'm fucking angry, and i'm fucking tired

i have been robbed of my childhood by these idiots in charge of running the world

since when is a child supposed to worry about fucking war?

the people in charge are greedy

they're ignorant

they're apathetic

they couldn't care less about the common person

so why the fuck are they in charge?

i'm fucking scared for my life

and i'm sitting on the other side of the world

i can't fucking imagine how they feel in ukraine

all because one fucking guy decided he's above any law written to govern the people of the world

it's not just him

so many people decided that it's ok for them to commit fucking genocide just because they want some fucking land back

i don't know what i want to do with my life, or where i want to go, or what i want to do

what i do know is that i don't want to keep watching the world fucking burn

and it's come to the point where you have to throw something into the fire

you can throw gasoline on the blaze, or be thrown into it

why the fuck can't we try to put it out?

is humanity just designed to be flawed like this?

are we supposed to tear each other apart?

let it all fucking stop

please

[icarus-is-probably-high]

YOOO cryptid my dude heyo!!

hru?

AHHH I FORGOT YOU SENT THIS I AM CRYING RN SORRY

HIIIII!!!!

i'm pretty okay right now, hbu??

[icarus-is-probably-high]

hi

i mean, yeah???

whatchu gonna do about it (you can't say ur mom)

[pub-lius]

ladies and gentlethings, i present to you

George Washington Parke Ductis

[icarus-is-probably-high]

i am crying actual tears right now

[icarus-is-probably-high]

@previously-bookie

ok so this is all OOC

basically

i've been thinking

dangerous, i know

but

i'm thinking

imma get around to making an OC for this

eventually

anyways

im thinking that said OC will probably try to mend their relationship with Bookie

ya know

after i tranquilized him

because fuck it

[old-previously-bookie]

OOC: GO FOR IT I WANNA SEE THE OC

[icarus-is-probably-high]

OOC: AHHH OK

[officialelizabethhamilton]

did they say thir gonna change my medisine?

-@previously-bookie

They should have if they haven’t already.

[old-previously-bookie]

hmm... a nurse changed the liquid thing goin into my arm a whila ago and i feel more sleepy now...

[icarus-is-probably-high]

maybe you should study medicine considering all of these injuries you get

[officialelizabethhamilton]

Eros.

[icarus-is-probably-high]

whaaaaaat???? it's a genuine suggestion!!

[officialelizabethhamilton]

did they say thir gonna change my medisine?

-@previously-bookie

They should have if they haven’t already.

[old-previously-bookie]

hmm... a nurse changed the liquid thing goin into my arm a whila ago and i feel more sleepy now...

[icarus-is-probably-high]

maybe you should study medicine considering all of these injuries you get

[old-previously-bookie]

well i study dead bodys so now i know how to make your body turn dead if you dont. stop.

[icarus-is-probably-high]

wait you study dead bodies??

*gets stars in eyes*

THAT'S SO COOL WHAT-