rich/ravina

he/it/something deranged — currently experiencing historical brain rot at devastating levels — secretly a vampire

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

god hes literally phil

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

[gothredy]

[mussymuncher]

Alexander Hamilton portraits on the futch scale

[thereallvrb0y]

how do you function in social society when you don’t like people all that much

[fluviusy]

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[subaru-copilot]

what

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

john church would do this

[dogpuppy]

[tockthewatchdog]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[k7ino]

logged into tumblr for the first time in months just for american psycho yaoi

[general-george-washington]

jedams

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Happy pride to John Adams

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

worse

[fluviusy]

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Me leaving the national archives with the secret hamburr letters shoved up my ass

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Happy pride

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

how does one even eat box? this is a real question i need advice

With your tongue.