I have never known a single damn thing in my life

[my-dailydreams]

[bugshroom]

cats are little household celebrities

[jame7t]

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

[omgislena-blog]

[sufjansjoy]

listening to music in my room

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[hungry-skeleton]

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[dogpuppy]

[memoriesofuture]

im both

[mrsterlingeverything]

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

[aquilaofarkham]

A SECOND FAMILY PORTRAIT HAS HIT THE CASTLEVANIA TOWERS

[mistressaccost]

yeah yeah we’ve all destroyed and betrayed ourselves for nothing around here you’re not special

[elizabethan-memes]

-Henry VIII's court

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[oaky-dokey]

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it