Thats Gay

Whaddup I’m Jess, I’m 18, and I never fuckin learned how to run a blog

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

One Summer’s Day (Array Mbira) by xuan xuan

[calliope-calliope]

this instrument seems like it’s an incredibly old one but was invented in the 60′s

[fairydropart]

Chaotic neutral 

[depsidase]

[swarnpert]

cinderella…

[kaijuno]

This comment has literally undone me

[intriga-hounds]

i’m mcfrEAKIN LOSIN IT OVER THIS GHOST COSTUME!!!

[ttv]

Animals-O-Ween—Dog as Ghost

By: @silver-sivien

Date: October 15, 2018

More: This Silken Windhound is disguised as a ghost. The Silken Windhounds temperament is affectionate and playful. The first successful litter of the breed occurred in 1985. The breed was officially recognized by the United Kennel Club in 2011. 

Playlist: Dog as Ghost | Cat as Bob Ross | Fox as Wizard | Human as Horse

[arandomthot]

Everything’s cute until you check the price tag

[ginny-rummy]

“this is cute~~*”

“….”

“lmao not for 35$ its not”

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Ok but “….” is literally the face of when you see the price

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Spotify: [on shuffle]

Me: then fucking act like it

[wholesome-lesbiab]

[hozierslikes]

Today on “Hozier’s Likes”

[rune-midgarts]

[hbmmaster]

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

[ferretteeth]

CATS SLEEP ON YOU IN MINECRAFT

[ferretteeth]

this is the BEST update

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Receipts?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I fucking hate this dude

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[deathandmysticism]

Plague, Dance of the Rats, 17th century

[actuary-tattoo]

Me n the girls

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

new yorkers having fun

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[toziertrashmouth]

I fucking hate working behind a bar that doesn’t actually serve people - our waiters do table service, the bar doesn’t have a cash register - and people STILL ALWAYS COME UP TO THE BAR TO PAY. Sometimes they don’t even say anything, they just try handing me their card and I’m like ‘I’m sorry, you can’t pay for anything at the bar I’m afraid, but if you just grab one of my colleagues from the front then-‘ and people ROLL THEIR EYES AT ME. Fuck off. Just fuck right off.

[tamamita]

Endgame spoilers:

they have been avenged

[autumnalhalcyon]

did they end the game

[tamamita]

they ended the game