COHABITANCE

We don't smoke anymore but we're still gay and we still love memes. Welcome to the sideblog.

[icecream-and-cigarettes]

He knows if you’ve been toking,

He knows if you are baked,

He knows if you have bud or not,

So get high for highness sake!

Oh, Ganja Claus is coming to town!

[icecream-and-cigarettes]

Oh look this is getting notes again.

[xxxadgothur]

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[justcatposts]

Thai Buddhist monk: I …..will…..keep….. praying…. 

(Source)

[itsc]

this is the shrek bowl. a thrift store in my hometown (perhaps accidentally) credited me like 65¢ for it instead of charging me. i have used it to mix hair dye for the last decade 💚

[creekfiend]

Bowl that they pay you 65 cents to take away

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

[pancakeke]

in the US an "amber alert" is used to mean a child in the area has been kidnapped so this makes it sound like the British government is now snatching kids and stealing their blood

[valtsv]

one thing i've learned from the fiction i enjoy is that it's fun to make up some of the worst people on earth and force them to exist together in a confined space under pressure

[valtsv]

tumblr also works like this i think

[cannibalchicken]

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

[helloneels17]

brand new used car

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today i had dinner at my favorite little hole in the wall mexican restaurant and as i was leaving i made sure to hold the door for an older lady behind me and as i stood outside getting my uber figured out the lady walked back up to me very nervously and said “you’re gonna think i’m a crazy lady but it was just put upon my spirit to tell you this: you’re god’s favorite” and she continued to apologetically tell me how she doesn’t know what it means but she was compelled to tell me that i’m god’s favorite. basically what im saying is so long suckers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this would’ve been normal portland crazy behavior but i wasn’t in portland and she was just totally normal. except that she couldn’t ignore the voice of god telling her to tell me i’m his favorite

[revolutionaryletters]

as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man

[revolutionaryletters]

like. slay.

[parsenoire]

Visit Original Link

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

some others i found in the notes

[homunculusgirldick]

Not really in the same vein, but i wanna add some great ones.

This whole post is my current philosophy

[miyamiwu]

ASDFGHJKL

[xiranjayzhao]

😭😭😭