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A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

okay wow

so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…

my dad’s first meme

he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves

babyanimalgifs

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music

via @sarperduman

pale-manmi

OH MY GOD THE cat is enchanted

rilli-luci

@corixr

ro-zden

I like to think this piece is called “The Kitten’s Lullaby”, and it was considerately written not to use the very keys his cat occupies.

feltelures

Sarper actually does write the music he plays on Instagram, and that one of his (nineteen) rescue cats is a regular at the piano, so it’s very, very likely he wrote that piece with his little friend’s comfort in mind.

He has a crowdfunding page for his rescue kitties, because feeding and caring for 19 cats on a piano teacher’s salary is…difficult. Please consider donating if you’re in a position to do so!

https://gogetfunding.com/help-me-take-care-of-my-19-rescued-cats-3/

iceesoda

This is what happens when a bard does his fucking job right

#dnd #dungeoms and dragons #cats #piano #music #dungeons and dragons #bard #my bard cant do anything right aside from trying to fuck a merchant over with his piccolo

zany-the-nerd

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

animentality

i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

broomchickabroom

OH MY GOD

yourplayersaidwhat

Making a terrible joke

So when I was dming last week my group killed a bunch of orcs and their leader was harder to hit than they found reasonable since he wasnt wearing armor (barbarian)

When they searched his body they found a… Um… Piercing for his lower horn… That was glowing a bit from magic.

The wizard identifies it and asks me what it does… I stare at him straight in the eye and manage to say “It makes you rock hard” without a single change in expression.

Then the group lost it and im not allowed to make jokes about penises as the dm anymore.

insomniac-arrest

anyone else sick of religion? sick of that Jesus man? want to worship that deer thing from Princess Mononoke?

I’ve been to church and felt absolutely nothing, but this dude comes out of the woods with his life-death hooves and suddenly I Get It, there’s something bigger than me, I’m making prayers to trees, dressing myself in twigs, and seeking to lie down in the mud and decompose with the blessing of the nearest coyote

man, door to door mormons ain’t got nothing on sitting in my PJs in the mid-2000s with toonami playing in my ratty living room with this on

foxthebeekeeper

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

droct0

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

wallflowerwaitlist

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019