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me before talking to anyone: plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird

miss-wizard

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

aliteralracoon

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

muckmagister

ok. gettibg an abortion and its you

#ezra

bowelfly

OKAY FINE star-nosed mole

duamuteffe

Thank you for drawing one! As a token of gratitude, please enjoy these photos of a star-nosed mole we found that a Doctor of Neurobiology who had studied them called the most beautiful one he'd ever seen :)

bowelfly

I gasped

lepidopteragirl

deadbeat group chat member

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

partialbirthabortion

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag

divinity-infinity

Some Stuff (Almost???? i dont know abt every single one) Every Culture Has

- a habit of having a plastic bag of plastic bags

- some variation of Pancake

- stabby weapons

senshilegionnaire

- matriarch has a danish butter cookies tin filled with buttons

nonasuch

all humans do is save plastic bags, dumpling, pancake, fill cookie tin with buttons, stab and lie

sindri42

universal human traits across every culture throughout history:

fried dough of some sort

alcohol; doesn’t matter what they got they’re gonna ferment it

mostly use spears in a fight but go to great lengths to make swords ‘cause they’re cooler

play games about throwing things

pack-bond with random predators

put a bunch of bags in another bag so you can have more bags per bag

captainlordauditor

fancy hats, finding repeated syllables in names cute, and narrative dance

feministcriossant

Please don’t leave this in the tags @paper-storm

existentialterror

this doesn’t have the bags but i love a chance to bring this out again, enjoy

normal-horoscopes

Making cool textiles

Telling stories about the stars

Baskets

Making little dudes outta clay

Carving rocks into cooler rocks

Breakfast

prismatic-bell

This one is going to sound like a shitpost but I’m actually completely serious:

This symbol has been found as a decorative element in art dating back at least to the 1500s, with similar patterns appearing for at least a thousand years, and nobody’s quite sure why–did it evolve from another similar symbol, is it because modern folk familiar with graffiti see it as an “S” but it’s really just a geometric shape and therefore easy to create, did it symbolize a braid, etc. (in before any NWO folks pop on here: no, it is not an Illuminati symbol. It’s just so damn old that documentation doesn’t really exist, and the fact it seems to have originated in textile patterns absolutely does not help).

twilightarcade

looper

arcanumnyx

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.