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babyanimalgifs

He can’t wait to go to doggy school…

blindiezone

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

thesanityclause

the most wholesome content

hurleyquinnzel

So like no offense but Patrick Stump’s Soul Punk album was iconic

slavery

Good ad

ladygolem

the dog paid for this ad

niknak79

foulserpent

there are EXCEEDINGLY powerful and chaotic energies in this image

massivelimestonecube

if you look closely at this you can see that there are way more jpeg artifacts around the eyes and the timestamp which means that someone either photoshopped them in and let it get deep fried over the course of a dozen resaves or someone went in and manually sharpened those specific parts. who did this

massivelimestonecube

fotoforensics confirms i’m right with this error level analysis

this image has been altered heavily and manually from its original form. but by whose hand?

foulserpent

not by human hands…….

nubbsgalore

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

nubbsgalore

thank you.

tiredbogwoman

//beauty and art are one in the same//

help-mywife

Help, my wife keeps piling fluffy blankets on me in bed even when I tell her I’m already warm enough

vintagesalt-deactivated20181115

Please stop debating about whether or not I’ve aged well. Unfortunately it hurts all three of my feelings.

Youth and beauty are not accomplishments. They’re temporary, happy by-products of time and/or DNA.

Don’t hold your breath for either.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, someone else might have given a fuck.“

- Carrie Frances Fisher (October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016)

2aminhouston

How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva

themakingofstarwars

Fisher and Jabba between takes in the latter’s barge—a physically unpleasant set, circa February 22.

catastrofe

lagonegirl

Since 2010, every senior class has had 100 percent of their students admitted to college, the school’s website says. The school’s motto is “We Believe,” which serves as a reminder “that Urban Prep students will not fall into the trap of negative stereotypes and low expectations,” the school’s website says.

#BlackExcellence #BlackPride