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[The Beginning of the End]
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Nathan was tired.
Kaitlyn was back, she was safe, she held her amok in hand and would never let it go again
The Inventor had gone with a broken smile to the end of his reign of London.
The mafia families grimaced as they were led into cells.
London would need to relearn how to stand on her feet.
The Conqueror had kept his high-attitude to the end, even when faced with his worst enemy.
Himself.
Ignoblia had been soundly defeated by her sister, outraged at all her plans gone to ruin
The fires of America would soon put themselves out.
As the heroes of Paris and America leaned on each other with bright smiles, ecstatic to finally be done with all this, Nathan turned.
They may have forgotten about him, holed up and relaxing with his wife, but Nathan would never underestimate a Hawkmoth again.
Which meant that Nathan still had work to do.
He looked over to Bunnyx and Lapine and gave them a small sad smile, then Pavonini ran off.
Nathan no!
Wh...?
Wait...
NATHAN!!
Nathan..? What's happening?
You're my brother, you can talk to me..
Don’t make me fight you
*Report Live on TV*
It's been almost 3 days and we are now worried that the american heroes can't pull through in this fight against Ignoblia.
-Wait what's this?
From the distance something is coming! And it's coming fast!
Wait! Can it be?
It's no other than the real Majestia herself! And she looks angry!
The heroes might just have a real fighting chance now!
And Majestia just punched Ignoblia across the sky!
We'll keep you up to date on the fight of the century as it progresses, thank you all for listening!
And back to Nadja's reports
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
The fight is bigger than ever! And it looks like the heroes are giving out serious damage on Ignoblia and some of their old mentors.
This truly is the battle of the century!
Majestia vs Ignoblia
Uncanny Valley and Sparrow vs Knightowl
And Checkmate and The Archer are taking on Sharpshooter.
These teens were trained well it seems! And they may just take this battle!
Oh and what's this...? Static? Like some kind of blue electricity?
And it's heading behind Ignoblia!
This is our newest report, and we'll give more informed on this live report after the break!
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
That glow... wait. That portal is a familiar sight. It looks like... Stable Kid has joined the battle!
This is truly a sight to be seen, folks! America and Paris, united in their efforts to defeat one of the worst of all villains - it seems like the tide is really turning for our heroes.
The Archer pulls off trick after ever impressive trick. Uncanny Valley and Sparrow are, as always, the dynamic duo, firing attack after attack and keeping their wit sharp on top of it all! One of our unknowns, the hero Checkmate, also shows an impressive amount of prowess.
Stable Kid seems to be... glowing? Hey, check the cameras, I think we've got a glitch..? OH, and there goes Sharpshooter, down for the count, what an impresive takedown!
Let's show the heroes our support, Paris, send them as many cheers as you can possibly shout!
-Clara Contrad (Reporter)
And we're back!
This team looks truly coordinated, one of the best displays or heroics I have ever seen.
They work so well together!
And the Archer displays her talent with Archery as she never misses a single shot, but is yet so over the top with how she does it, but in a great way.
And now it is doen to Knightowl and Ignoblia for the fight! And these heroes can more than take them.
Good luck heroes! We know you won't disappoint us!
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
We're back after another break and the battle has progressed a bit.
It is now on the ground level. And some of the Parisian heroes have jumped in to help.
I see a new one, one that looks oddly similar to Chat Bleu. A rainbow Cat.
Ignoblia has called in reinforcements. More of the heroes who betrayed the greater good for the conqueror.
Yes that's right conqueror, we never believed your claims from the start, and don't mind me, but you're an idiot for believing any of us would think the real heroes were treasonous traitors.
But that's not the point right now.
I see a kid with a magic pen, Lyre, Baboom, Michelangelo, Drachen, I think That's Azaile and Stable Kid, The Rainbow Cat, Pride I think it was? Chat Bleu, Tigress, Aquila,Sparrow, The Archer, Checkmate and Uncanny Valley, and they're still coming!
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
It's many hours later, but our feed has returned. And finally, the moment you all have been waiting for.
Now it is just Ignoblia standing, and she has minutes left at the most.
Everyone can see it as clear as day.
She's struggling, and she's losing.
One more final update on the battle of the century and then this lice report will be closed.
And I'm sure @nadjachamack-official will have a few words at the close of this report, so keep your eyes out for that everyone
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
And after almost 4 days of restless battling it ends.
Bunnyx used her time powers to come out and constantly fool Ignoblia.
Azaile gifted her for quite some time and did some serious damage
Michelangelo used a big shield to protect all of the heroes as she winded up a hard punch that took a bit of her energy
Tigger returned the favor by using clout, and punching Ignoblia straight into a lamp post, knocking her through it.
Aquila used her power to free the civilians trapped under her influence.
Shiba used fetch to take her comm, connected to The Conqueror.
I'm pretty sure Lyre used second chance at some point
Pride used his Cataclysm and knocked a giant billboard on top of Ignoblia.
Mus called upon Multitude and went after her to keep her distracted
Drachen took this opportunity, using wind dragon to distract her long enough for the landing shot
And finally.
UPROAR!
Baboom used uproar, rendering all of Ignoblia's abilities useless.
One final punch from Majestia
And then stable kid used Voyage, placing Ignoblia in a holding cell of which she won't be able to break free.
The cheer of the citizens of paris was almost deafening, but proud.
One Big Bad down, and two more to go.
Thank you for tuning into my hourly report. And I'll see you next time.
Before we sign off a big thanks to the heroes.
@tales-from-azaile @im-stable @imaturtleeeeee @ich-bin-ein-drache @queenofroosters @theofficialbaboom @eye-ofthe-tiger @almighty-mus @the-brushwood-hunter @i-am-the-aquila @choralsnake @sentinoir-is-me and a big thanks to Pride as well
Thank you Majestia, for coming and saving us.
@the-archer-is-here @and-check-mate @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i @the-robot-girl-in-the-sky and the rest of you, we never could've made it without you all.
Thank you for joining me for this live report, until next time. This has Been Clara Contard, and I am signing off
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
this was
exhausting
at least it went better than last time...
That because you didn’t have this version of me
So, this is Paris...
How underwhelming. This is where the Conqueror chooses to set up his grand plan? No accounting for taste.
In any case, this shouldn't take long.
Says the villain that can’t do anything by herself like Ace said
You've been lucky so far. But you won't be this time. This time I will kill you and Clancy. And after I take care of you well I guess you know who's next.
Little miss AI confirmed my identity in the public, so I guess there's no use hiding it anymore or being nice.
@the-archer-is-here @the-robot-girl-in-the-sky @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i @heardthatyouweretalkingshit @and-check-mate
I'm coming for all of you and this time I'm not hiding or being nice, so you all had better say your goodbyes
-Ignoblia
So basically you're done hiding under a fake pseudonym? Good to know.
And I'm assuming you don't know the meaning of being nice.
We will give you no mercy. If you go anywhere near us.
Your time is up Ignoblia.
And maybe if you wouldn't have teamed up with the dusty fur coat obsessed weirdo you maybe could've won, but you're both dumb, so it wouldn't surprise me if you lost either way.
How about you enjoy your last day? Because you're going out with a bang. And when everyone sees your downfall, we'll be the ones laughing.
You should know by now that your threats have never meant anything to me. But now I have even more reason to stop you for good.
You'll regret the day you ever messed with any of us.
Did she forget about me?!!! Wow, can’t wait to kick her ass
How many goons are there?! These guys are endless!!!
Longg Bring the Storm!!!!!!
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dude.
No time chat…uhm *looks at hand* Ace. We got a world to save
awwwww, you practiced that?
Look uhm…how to do I put this lightly. I am from the other timeline, and I don’t know you
bro, harsh. can you bring annie back then i need to talk to her and also not reveal your identity on main
She is uhm…she is gone, maybe she is in the void. Idk
As for my identity there is no reason to hide it.
Where is she?
Give a better answer than that.
@keeper-of-timelines can you check the void
A little busy right now, dude
DUDE DID YOU KILL ANNIE???
Of course not! I am her from the other timeline, dummy
Longg Bring the Storm!!!!!!
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dude.
No time chat…uhm *looks at hand* Ace. We got a world to save
awwwww, you practiced that?
Look uhm…how to do I put this lightly. I am from the other timeline, and I don’t know you
bro, harsh. can you bring annie back then i need to talk to her and also not reveal your identity on main
She is uhm…she is gone, maybe she is in the void. Idk
As for my identity there is no reason to hide it.
Where is she?
Give a better answer than that.
@keeper-of-timelines can you check the void
Longg Bring the Storm!!!!!!
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dude.
No time chat…uhm *looks at hand* Ace. We got a world to save
awwwww, you practiced that?
Look uhm…how to do I put this lightly. I am from the other timeline, and I don’t know you
bro, harsh. can you bring annie back then i need to talk to her and also not reveal your identity on main
She is uhm…she is gone, maybe she is in the void. Idk
As for my identity there is no reason to hide it.
Longg Bring the Storm!!!!!!
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dude.
No time chat…uhm *looks at hand* Ace. We got a world to save
awwwww, you practiced that?
Look uhm…how to do I put this lightly. I am from the other timeline, and I don’t know you
Longg Bring the Storm!!!!!!
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dude.
No time chat…uhm *looks at hand* Ace. We got a world to save
I invoke the rite of kwami party
YESSSSSS
KWAMI PARTY
KWAMI PARTYYYYYYYYY
Okay, but if we do this you're not allowed to bring any cheese because you'll eat it before it even gets there.
If you're calling me out, you should call out the others too ;)
No thank you.
...stop trying to get me killed
Anyway.. @chocolate-chip-tikki @butterflies-and-feathers @renard-magique are you guys in for a kwami party?
KWAMI PARTY
Wait wait wait--where?
BecauseImKindaAboutToDragAnInnocentGirlOver
Good question. Where should we have it?
Eiffel Tower? As long as everyone promises not to use their powers we should be fine. :)
You better not use your powers.
Did someone say Kwami Party?!
-Longg
I broke a window
._.
.... What
It... wasn't my window?
... whose window?
Not yours
Buddy... Whose window did you break?
It was an accident ._.
I threw my ball and it went really far and I heard the glass break but I haven't gone to look for my ball yet
BUT your place is not in the direction I threw it
Wait how hard did you throw the ball??
. . . Hard enough I miiiiight have strained my ribs? Maybe?
NATHAN
I'm in bed! I never left, the ball went through my open window
... please don't throw the ball that hard again :( I'll come by later with treats and board games.
Can I at least watch training? I know I can't run around but Sparrow is healing, I'm healing, no one is supervising training
@tales-from-azaile @im-stable @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i @imaturtleeeeee @queenofroosters @officiallabeille @almighty-mus @choralsnake @the-brushwood-hunter @theofficialbaboom @eye-ofthe-tiger @ich-bin-ein-drache is training even still happening? Tell me you're all still training even without me to tell you to train
Always!
...
No pigeons?
Don’t you dare come onto my blog and bring up pigeons, Blueberry Bitch Boy.
Blueberry what??
Did I stutter?
Blueberry Bitch Boy.
B. L. U. E. B. E. R. R. Y. B. I. T. C. H. B. O. Y.
can mouses eat popcorn because this is highly entertaining
*mice
yeah but i'm a mouse
Exactly. Mice are evil.
Cry all you want. It makes me happy.
*punches*
I recorded that. I’m bringing it in front of a judge.
🤷🏻♀️
...
No pigeons?
Don’t you dare come onto my blog and bring up pigeons, Blueberry Bitch Boy.
Blueberry what??
Did I stutter?
Blueberry Bitch Boy.
B. L. U. E. B. E. R. R. Y. B. I. T. C. H. B. O. Y.
can mouses eat popcorn because this is highly entertaining
*mice
yeah but i'm a mouse
Exactly. Mice are evil.
Cry all you want. It makes me happy.
*punches*
drachen what have we said about punching civilians
He deserved it
...
No pigeons?
Don’t you dare come onto my blog and bring up pigeons, Blueberry Bitch Boy.
Blueberry what??
Did I stutter?
Blueberry Bitch Boy.
B. L. U. E. B. E. R. R. Y. B. I. T. C. H. B. O. Y.
can mouses eat popcorn because this is highly entertaining
*mice
yeah but i'm a mouse
Exactly. Mice are evil.
Cry all you want. It makes me happy.
*punches*