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if the other half of your nation is the living personification of a roomba, why not take advantage tbh
A Testimonial: Sebastien Schoepke is the Mom Friend and compulsively cleans everything.
zuggzwangg:
Aᴜɢᴜsᴛ’s ɴɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴅɴ'ᴛ been anything out of the ordinary (up until now, that is). He hadn’t gone out, unlike his unexpected guest, but had rather spent the evening alone, enjoying his own company. He didn’t like (or trust) himself enough to call himself his own best friend, but he had learnt to become accustomed to being alone and not minding it, for the most part. It was like some sort of mutual understanding, only without another person to have that understanding with. After all, when you were in his position, it’s not like you exactly had a choice whether to be content by yourself or not. Loneliness was simply a part of his reality. He had come to terms with that.
August hadn’t gone to bed early (his book was far too interesting, and the temptation to indulge on just a few more chapters and just a little less sleep was far too enticing), but he was already well and truly asleep by the time Sebastien had arrived. Luckily for the both of them, this wasn’t the first time this had occurred (and unlikely to be the last, August mused), so while it startled him awake, it didn’t have to turn into a drama. The dogs were fine, and so August had a good idea of who his new companion was in the dark.
„What the hell are you doing?“ The question was a sleepy reflex more than anything, and he was lightly smacked in response. Typical.
Groggily, August did his best to shift beneath Sebastian so that he could leverage him to the side. It was a strenuous affair, having been pinned down beneath the blankets. He turned again to switch on his bedside lamp and he squinted as his eyes adjusted. Sebastien’s features were illuminated by the soft light, and August could smell the alcohol on his breath.
A sigh. The German ran a hand through his unstyled hair, before slowly slipping out of bed. He would carry out the usual routine, less he had to deal with the other man’s hangover symptoms as soon as he woke again.
August quietly padded out of the room, absently rubbing his dogs heads as they greeted him, following him towards the kitchen. He collected a bucket, some painkillers, and a large Maßkrug full of water, and quietly placed them on the bedside table closest to Sebastien.
August hesitated, then, watching the other man in the slow, passing moments, but eventually rejoined him under the covers while giving a respectable distance between them.
Morning came too soon. With night’s departure went Sebastien’s dead-limbed quiescence and he exploded into wakefulness like a gun going off.
He shot upwards with a ragged breath, hair forming incredible configurations from old styling product and a night smashed against a pillow. With a muffled shout, Sebastien tumbled from the bed still tangled in the linens, and hit the floor with a loud thud.
August’s only dachshund crawled to the edge of the mattress to peer down at him with a quiet, judgmental huff; Sebastien gave one last feeble kick to try and free his legs from the linens before settling back against the floor, eyes shut tightly against the throbbing headache and cheerful morning light.
‘...damn,’ he said feelingly. Fritzi seemed to agree and scuttled from the bed to the floor, having decided that Sebastien’s queasy stomach made a far superior pillow. Sebastien heaped quiet verbal abuse on the dog, who cared not a bit about his human mumbling--she was warm, inexplicably comfortable, and was having her ears petted. Sebastien’s head fell back against the floor with a muted thump as he sighed, surrendered to the inevitable, and let his eyes drift shut again for just a moment.
There was a wet, investigative snout in his ear to wake him again later and the soft, deep murmur of August’s voice elsewhere in the flat--
He was instantly flooded with a feeling that he was loathe to examine too closely, lest he label it as relief. Senseless in the face of familiar settings and stimuli (dog breath in his face, dog nose in his ear--) but he had...worried, some, like he always did when he was pressed into drinking more than he should.
Sebastien let go of the breath he hadn’t known he was holding, letting his tired eyes drift over the light-speckled ceiling, hand smoothing down Fritzi’s long back. Here was safe. Here was safe and he could continue pretending it was a normal Sunday morning.
lilli-of-the-mountain:
[SMS]: I’m so sorry!!!!!
[SMS]: Ludwig usually stays up late and so does Baschi! I thought you might, too!
[SMS]: Please, go back to sleep! I will try and call you tomorrow after Confession, all right? <333333
[SMS]: Maybe my hands will be able to work right, then.
[SMS]: All right. Thank you, I’d like that.
[SMS]: If I don’t answer right away, I might also be at Confession; I’ll return your call as soon as possible.
lilli-of-the-mountain:
[SMS]: ‘Make’ me?
[SMS]: Baschen, did I wake you up???????????
[SMS]: Kitten.
[SMS]: It’s 2 in the morning.
lilli-of-the-mountain:
[SMS]: Baschen, you make me laugh XD
[SMS]: In all truthfulness, that ~*~is~*~ a good present idea for him. You’re a genius!
[SMS]: An unintended good consequence? Will this make you go to sleep?
lilli-of-the-mountain:
[SMS]: When you call me that it makes me want to follow your word, Baschen.
[A nickname in exchange for a nickname. It it’s even cuter, in Lilli’s mind, because it sounds close to the latter half of his name.]
[SMS]: But what am I going to do with the clay? I don’t want it to dry out and go to waste.
[SMS]: I feel as though I will wake up and see Baschi at the foot of my bed, frowning over the waste of money.
[There’s a long pause as he struggles to respond to her text messages; you can almost imagine pulling a face at the nickname, at least mentally.]
[SMS]: It might be a wise idea in some instances.
[SMS]: Though not all, since I was under the impression that the only clay he cared about made up his target practice rounds.
[SMS]: Maybe you should try some of those, as a gift for him to relearn how to mind his own business?
aristokratischer:
“At no point did I ever ask for your opinion.”
“It’s not an opinion if it’s a fact.”
zuggzwangg:
‘… Es lässt sich nicht ändern.’
‘Das lässt sich nicht mehr ändern .’
Siiigh.
‘Die Englischsprachigen …’
‘Du hast den Nagel auf den Kopf getroffen .’
“It’s a fucking Krapfen, you uncultured swines.”
“At no point ever did Krapfen originate in Fucking.”
“I was brought up with higher expectations.”
‘Just state what you want me to add or change and I’ll do so.’
‘I’d thought you were beyond the point of needing me to oversee your administrative basics.’
His tone is neutral, nonjudgmental- it is a simple statement of fact, as he understands them to be. With a hand on August’s shoulder, he bends to examine the clauses in question.
‘It’s excellent work, otherwise. Well done.’
do you live in east berlin?
Yes.
[He pauses for a long moment before realising more clarification is needed.]
Yes, I do. At present, I live in a flat in Prenzlauer Berg. I am considering...moving to a more...western district of the city in order to discourage uninvited visitors.
[He pointedly Does Not look in the direction of Poland.]
@zuggzwangg
Sebastien was the type to rarely voice complaints, unless they were warranted, useful in terms of constructivism, or under duress:
Namely, under the arm of one of his drunken coworkers, the man’s sweaty armpit uncomfortably close to face.
So if he had a complaint to voice, it would be that whatever Powers That Be (here he mentally crossed himself, his hands too full with glassware and inebriated interns to do it physically) saw fit to stop aging him with his young, unlined face and slim, unassuming build.
If he looked as old as he felt, he thought morosely, he might’ve been able to avoid the swarms of hopeful twenty-somethings that swarmed outside his office door in the evenings to drag him to places he had less than no desire to be, like Nollendorfplatz and Kreuzburg. Sebastien thought longingly of the small hole-in-the-wall near his own flat where the barman greeted him with a nod and the same drinks he’d been ordering in a rarely-altering rotation for years.
Someone he couldn’t see over the obstacle of Sweaty Armpit suggested they move their gathering to Zum Schmutzigen Hobby; Sebastien immediately cringed as the group agreed as one voice, gathering their belongings. The arm around his neck never budged and he silently vowed to terminate its owner’s employment in the morning.
I want to be an old man, he despaired as he was herded down the street by his underlings. An old, fat statesman with a moustache.
The violently-lit interior of Zum Schmutzigen Hobby had Sebastien immediately stricken with a tension headache, symptoms I’m-Too-Old-For-This and Why-The-Strobe-Lights: medicine came in the form of sympathetic alcohol shoved into his hand. He stared at it for a moment before downing it and requesting another.
The rest of the night was vague, Monet-esque impressions: dark human-shaped blurs against a backdrop of intense reds and yellows, a woman clutching a papier-mache bird perched atop a table while crooning old love songs. A pack of giggling girls (some from his own group) collapsed together on a bar sofa with alarmingly coloured cocktails in hand, another indistinct blur straddling his lap to press their mouths together briefly before slipping away and leaving Sebastien with only the sensation of stubble against his cheek.
Later still, he surfaced long enough to recognise the interior of a cab and the person whose shoulder he was pressed up against, their worried exchange a pleasant addition to the buzzing in his ears.
‘Are you sure this is it?’
‘This is where he told us earlier!’
He lifted his head from his intern’s shoulder to peer out of the cab’s window and spied a familiar residential building.
Oh. Yes.
A puddle.
A dimly-lit flight of stairs.
A lock that he stared blankly at for too long before remembering--keys.
A darkened hallway where he--just barely--remembered to slip off his shoes.
Better, even--a small herd of dogs padding into the entry curiously to greet him with soft whuffs of caution before licking his hands once in welcome.
Another closed door that had him puzzled for too long before--oh, no, it hadn’t been closed all the way.
From there, it was an easy enough task to strip off his shirt by rote muscle memory, leaving him in singlet and trousers (and socks, he thought distantly). The bed, however, was far harder and lumpier than he remembered. And unmade too, how had he forgotten-it seemed to shift and sway beneath him and ask him what the hell he was doing. That seemed like a great deal more lip than he was willing to accept from a mattress this late at night, so he groaned and smacked at it gently, willing it to shut up.
i am my king. my sun. i unbecome, and then, i am divine
Alwina, from “renascence,” published in Vanitas (via lifeinpoetry)
—ah, right, princess types. So.
You take it for the compliment that it was meant to be and you thank the grace and mercy of Our Lord God that he saw fit to gift your mortal body with the proper amount of derrière to keep your clothing where it should be.
[She’s silent for a second, unsure of what to say.]
Oh — do you really think so Gilbert? I — I suppose I should thank you regardless…
I am a man of my word, Liebchen. I say what I mean and mean what I say.
Then you say “fuck yeah” and be glad you have some ass to hold up your trousers.
I-I would never say something so vulgar — just the thought of it is more than enough for me!
--ah, right, princess types. So.
You take it for the compliment that it was meant to be and you thank the grace and mercy of Our Lord God that he saw fit to gift your mortal body with the proper amount of derrière to keep your clothing where it should be.