sasuke

yes but i dont Do anything

[grimelords]

tracklisting for theoretical elon musk themed grindcore album

[grimelords]

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

[bloomstick]

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

[bloomstick]

[thefencebeetle]

Classic

[1percentcharge]

Went for a bit of a different style for this one ig

[cthulhuliet]

It really writes itself.

[spectrumcore]

watching American Psycho and honestly I swear people describe their skincare routines exactly like Patrick Bateman far too often

[spectrumcore]

actually this is the perfect film to mock people who are too into things but on an entirely superficial and petty level that is all about outmanouvering their peers rather than any genuine passion. typesetting, skincare, music, fitness, fashion, restaurants...

[marcsalmonds]

ahead of his time...he would have loved being a toxic instagram influencer rise and grind sigma male hybrid

[spectrumcore]

literally he was MADE for the gram. I want a remake where he’s a toxic influencer

[funny-tik-toks]

[negromameswey]

two important additions

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[mephostophilis]

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

[mephostophilis]

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

[funeralcity]

affirmations

i am a cool bug

i am not gross

people who find me want to show me to their friends

i fill a valuable role in the ecosystem

macro lenses will not harm me

[deanky]

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

[hedgerowdevil]

Danish photographer Jim Lyngvild has created a gallery of female Danish public figures and family members dressed as Völva - shamanic Norse women - based on archaeological studies and findings in Viking graves. The headdress of wolf and cubs' skulls is incredible.

[sloppystyle]

the noid

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

Murata: Sorry for the next chapter being late, I was drawing a little animation.

The little animation:

source

[tumbalaria]

this is genius

[luminarai]

*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom

[teaboot]

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

[teaboot]

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

[sunpdf]

mary oliver, the kitten // laura gilpin, two headed calf // tweet by vincent d’onofrio