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[gothdolly]

You can’t always control who walks into your life but you can control how to get rid of them …

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[memeuplift]

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[thyrell]

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

[syrupmancer]

he reclaimed them

[studentlifeproblems]

[tiktokmuseum]

unrestrained summer fun

[icklecat92]

Drunk horse on a night out

[kittycatdaily]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[everythingfox]

am scared

(via)

[jaubaius]

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

[theraptorcage]

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

[alphynix]

The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!

So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍

[passumbapper]

this post just gets worse and worse

[passumbapper]

[icklecat92]

Not sure if Supernatural's 2020 apocolypse is more or less horrifying than the irl one, tbh

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[memewhore]

[ampervadasz]

[sukkaritari]

little sir knight…………………………..

[holyfilaments-remade-deactivate]

Me

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

“Call the cops like I give a fuck”

[ed-longshanks]

the last thing a journo sees

[squided]

i LOVE the cryptid energy this gives off

[unexotic]

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

[unexotic]

update: i was having an asthma attack

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

thank you op this means a lot

[tastefullyoffensive]