fuck off courtney

Keep your friends close and your enemies on the guest list

[memewhore]

[parakeet]

it’s that time again folks

[theklaud]

[whispies-deactivated20191220]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen please watch it

[octopussoir-]

[medievalswords]

[relinquishmysky]

James acaster is a fucking gift

[littlecombjelly]

,,,, i love to have fun

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

The teamwork is fucking outstanding.

[callmebliss]

They earned those chips

[catsbeaversandducks]

This speech-language pathologist taught her dog 29 words, and he can even form full sentences.

Video by Christina Hunger

[trustmeimanengiqueer]

[jenniferrpovey]

Dogs actually do have a language center in their brains. They process language just the same way we do, just not as well.

They do understand our words. This is not true of all domesticated animals (horses, for example, can only manage to distinguish a relatively small number of spoken commands…but boy do they know what you’re really saying).

They don’t understand “just your tone of voice” as a lot of people think.

As of 2016 the record vocabulary for a dog demonstrating understanding of words is over 1,000.

So if you give them a way to talk back, they’re going to use it.

The development of language skills is probably a side effect of domestication and of being kept in close contact with humans. A dog that was a better hunting partner would be kept and bred and over time they developed a better understanding of language.

In other words, dogs are pretty dang smart because we need them to understand us.

And also that is a very good boy.

[catchymemes]

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

[madamslayyy]

Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this

[ikkoboomboom]

I lost it when they replaced Hedwig with a fucking -raw chicken-

[rebornmaggot-deactivated2019102]

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

[cauldroncreations]

friends: how was work

me:

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

there’s a lot to unpack here

[violaslayvis]

Me

[honeyproducer-blog]

Me in a sexy depression

[reallyabitch]

​me arching my back to make sure my ass still looks fat while im crying alone in my room

[roadkill-cryptids]

I’m trying to escape depression but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass keeps alerting the serotonin deficiency

[end0skeletal]

Look at these birbs

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

R O T U N D

[americas-sass]

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

[crumplelush]

Michael Schur is the only valid person to write heterosexual romances

[volatilevibes]

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.

And the biggest dogs

Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 

and together

That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT! Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

[h3adphonez]

I’m moving…BYE MOM

[xanny]

No offense but…. diet mountain dew baby new york city…