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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*
Silver Blaze is such an under rated banger. Holmes is at maximum silly.
Holmes drags the client into a random tent on race day (after convincing him to not tell the betting public that his horse is missing) to show him a horse that is NOT his horse.
The client justifiably freaks out and Holmes is like" PHSYC! it is your horse, let me wash it real quick so you can see its one distinctive feature again. "
The client is like "Thank god. Now I'm not gonna go to jail for defrauding the public. But you still haven't found the murderer."
So Holmes go "au contrare. The murderer is in the room with us right now."
ITS THE HORSE. He waits till now to reveal that this good good, beautiful horse kicked a man to death.
fabulous read beginning to end.
I also appreciate that Holmes lets the client splutter in indignation for a few seconds before being all like, oho sir! I said the murderer is in the room with us but I don't mean it's YOU! It's your horse
Important context: the horse was right
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !
I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking
you will not call others theyfabs or theymabs unless they label themselves that. You will not screencap people using bun/bunself and slap them in cringe comps. Do you understand?
if your response to this is "Yeah! Let kids have fun!" You have lost the plot
people identify with xenogenders seriously.
i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw
It’s super hard to take a serious selfie as Isabela lol
So this is making the rounds again, hi y’all 🥰 is this a sign to bring her back? Hmm…
also my IG handle is now just: jadevalkyrie
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Maybe I drink too much, I think as I settle into bed with a head swimming in a fog of whiskey, knowing I will face the consequences in the morning.
I did indeed face the consequences. Time to lay off on it for a bit.