Things to make you smile

Heading into college. I try to keep this blog low stress, just stuff I see that I like!

[kingpinnn]

IF THIS AINT THE VIDEO OF THE YEAR. I DONT KNOW WHAT CAN TOP IT

DEEZ NUTZ

GOTTEM

[manny-ovo]

"ft Nicki" means "Nicki’s song"

[vanwizard]

I will only accept anon hate in surfer dude speech

[vanwizard]

excellent

[blazepress]

If the Titanic sunk today.

[dizzyandlost]

Whoever made this must be so boring at parties

[svedone]

if the titanic sunk today you can bet your ass that almost everybody would’ve lived because there’d be enough life boats for everyone and the third class passengers wouldn’t be forced to stay in their rooms. also, with today’s technology, they most likely would’ve known about the iceberg and they wouldn’t have hit it–not to mention that the boat would’ve been able to move away from the icebergs because ships aren’t built the same way anymore.

in fact, most of these people would’ve been on a plane.

[girl-hell-1999]

me: let me put on lipstick 

boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls 

me: 

[girl-hell-1999]

this is getting too many notes what’s happening

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

[snazziest]

Reach into the void and it will reach back

[kawaii-privilege]

Do you ever have a problem in your life and just think “damn I wish I could talk to Taylor Swift about this”

[shortwave-audio]

[xdaggerheartx]

guys

guys

guys

[fandom-freak-presents]

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

[jimcashfan]

This sounds fun as shit. 

[rhealenigma]

#this happened in on of my classes#almost every day#one time the last guy without the hand on his ear realized they were going to tackle him#so he slipped into his car and tried to drive away#but the guys#lITERALLY TACKLED THE CAR#ONE DUDE LUNGED ONTO THE WINDSHIELD AS HE DROVE OFF#in the distance you could hear MISTER PRESIDENT NOOOO (x)

[firewatchstudy-deactivated20160]

the only thing better is the shatner game

[hellyeahthomassanders]

If Stewie Was Ursula… 🎶 by Thomas Sanders

[mtv]

[elleheart]

Me when someone calls my name….

[cuntology]

talk about a perfect hairflip…

[ruinedchildhood]

[percept]

I think if I die young it’ll be because I was strangled to death by my headphones in my sleep

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

anyways I’m prettier than anyone who has ever hurt me

[demoneeho-deactivated20130913]

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

[checkyalaterallygator]

Pros and cons of wearing all black

pros: hot as hell

cons: hot as hell

[thisisravenroth-deactivated2016]

i reblogged this earlier and am just now getting the pun

[javertfan]

the theatre roomate

[lceburgs]

im actually laughing so hard at this

[leonardo-dicaprisun]

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

[sexytimesonfire]

Canadians are weird

[fightmesquidward-deactivated201]

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

[killer-squirtle]

As a Canadian, I can verify this