Puts the Pro in Procrastination

If dead, do not revive.

[icryaboutit]

A Masterlist

Started: 10/31/23

Ended: ???

Updated: 5/3/24

I Somehow can only write male characters... Most likely because I only read ya know... So yeah...😇

Twisted Wonderland:

Mad Hatter Yuu, 1 Story

Yuu causing chaos

Story Poem

GenZ!Yuu

Brainrot for GenZ!Yuu 1, 2 It was all acting?! UNO!

Common Sense!Yuu

1, 2

Baker Fae!Yuu/Patisserie Fae!Yuu

1 Strawberry Party!

Prefect!Yuu

1, 2

Writer!Yuu

1, 2

AJR!Yuu

1, 2

[nerdpoe]

still not for tiktok y'all's scalpers still don't have permission to rip my shit

Danny's been cornered by the worst kind of villain imaginable; reporters.

Okay, well, more like he's trapped in the same room as them and one of them is just asking random questions to keep him calm while they free him from one of Vlad's new and improved torture cubes. Some Metropolis vultures, a big farm dude named Clark and a sharp scary woman named Lois.

"You're a ghost, right?" Clark asks, straining as he tries to, according to him at least, hold open a panel for Lois to get into. "Do you have any living family you'd like for us to reach out to?"

Danny...Danny decides to give the craziest, bullshit answer he possibly can.

"Not in the normal sense; I'm a failed cloning attempt that was a mix of Superboy and Red Robin."

Clark seems to twitch, and Lois chokes on air.

"But you uh...are, what, only a few years younger than them?" Lois asks when she regains composure of herself.

"I mean I was adopted by Kronos, the timestream is a bit optional, so..."

The cube straight up cracks in half, and Danny shoots into the air, laughing.

"Thanks! One second this won't take long!"

Danny leaves the two reporters, unaware of the shitstorm he's left behind.

[thatrandomsarahchick]

DCXDP Demon Twins prompt idea:

Both Damien and Danny were meant to go to Bruce, but Danny was killed defending Damien in the escape.

So the premise is that Slade is slaughtering his way through the base in his coup attempt, and Talia decides it's time for the boys to go to Bruce, where he can protect them while she deals with the coup.

While they're on their way out, Slade finds them. He plans to keep one or both of the boys as hostages, to force Talia and those loyal to her to join his crusade. Danny was at the back, and he is the one that Slade grabs.

Talia can't get close because Slade had a knife to Danny's throat, and Danny can see that Damian is going to do something stupid to save him. He says "go, live, don't look back", and then he throws himself forward so that his neck is slit. Damian is frozen in shock as is Slade, so Talia picks up her one remaining child and runs. She will be back, and he will be avenged.

Slade, meanwhile, shakes off the shock quickly. He can still use the to his advantage. He continues on his path, with Danny thrown over his shoulder in a fireman's carry. Danny had done his research. He knows what Slade will do to him or his brother if they're taken alive, and will not risk it.

He does not expect to wake up again.

Grandfather had placed him in the pits after he put down the insurrection, hoping that they would bring his beloved grandchild back to him, but Danny didn't know this. His panicked brain believed that Slade must have thrown him in. He swims down, refusing to give in even after death. Eventually, he runs out of breath and breathes in the water, passing out.

When he wakes up, he's covered in green water in a forest and he has complete and total amnesia. The nurses who found him had him go in a decontamination chamber. Believing the small pond to be full of a toxic algae bloom. He remembers basic things like walking and he knows several languages fluently, but he remembers nothing about his past.

He's placed in the foster system and put with scientist foster parents Maddie and Jack Fenton, who are looking for a younger sibling for their daughter Jazz. Within a year, hes adopted and they're moving to a small town for his new parent's research. He's adjusted really well and come to accept that he may never remember anything before the age of 9.

[thelazydetectivecat]

ice runs black

another demon twins au let's goooo

Danyal had always been raised to look up to his father seeing as one day he would take his place as batman one day.

From the very start of his life it was very clear that he was a protector not a killer. He refused to kill feeling like it wasn't his right to take a life. People don't know exactly what he did to make them disappear or speak but it was clear that the mind was involved.

Grandfather always commented on how much he was like his father. How he would make a good fit to be batman and how he would one day have the skills to surpass him.

And of course when Jason came along his mother attempted to bad mouth the current robin but he will not believe her until he saw the proof for himself. Something in the story wasn't adding up and he wasn't going to let it go unanswered.

Danyal was sent to his father earlier at the age of 9 to train with his father. But Danyal had other plans.

Since father didn't know if his existence he would conduct a test first to see if he is truly worthy. So he decided to observe him and the current robin and when that stage is done he would conduct a few more tests and needless to say he was disappointed. His father was acting like a rabbit animal with no sense of awareness that his own robin is getting harmed protecting him.

Pathetic.

Grandfather and mother called him a protector one of the founding members of the justice League and the most terrifying one get here he is acting like a mindless animal beating up criminals and staying in his own little mind while the robin that supposed to be his prodigy is protecting him and doing nearly all the work.

Honestly he felt pity for the current robin.

So a change of plans was needed. He would confront his father as plain as day acting like an innocent child to see if his father had anything else in that brain of his that isn't clouded by anger and a rage.

After all mother and grandfather always commented on how he looked like a copy of him surely had batman looked at himself in the mirror he would know that was his child except he didn't.

He was standing there looking at his father in the middle of the day during a crowded Street hour with the most exhausted look on his face while father just looked at him acting like his Brucie persona of trying to help the child like a fool. Despite his father acting he can tell that the idiot didn't recognize him at all

So Danyal made his conclusion. Batman is unworthy of being his father and he clearly needed a new family.

So he faked his death and went on with his life it's not like emotional attachments were necessary in the league he just learned to up and leave when the option presented itself.

....

Ras knew that the body they found was fake. Danyal had used the same technique he taught him with the Lazarus pits when he wanted to make a disappearance even behind a small message in the heart.

"the bat is unworthy"

Ras read that message and nodded. If according to his favorite grandsons judgment the bat wasn't worthy he wasn't going to argue. But that would mean prepare Damien to not only become his heir but it would also mean preparing him to become the next batman thanks to his daughter's wishes.

As much as he didn't want to and considered it to be quite useless Danyal always said to hello these things do happen for the sake of pretending to value his blood family.

Who was he to deny his favorite grandson?

....

Years later during a case Damien would find according of his brother confronting his father and become angry. The type of angry that is silent unlike his usual self.

"you claim not to have known of my existence yet you met my twin you a liar"

Before storming off believing that Bruce didn't want him at all if he didn't accept Danyal leaving him which ended up with his brother being killed.

Now the bat family is scrambling and looking at that same recordings again and again as they yell at Bruce and his stupidity.

[oonightmareoo]

The Trapped King

     “What, come to gloat at the fallen king, again?”  The tired yet mocking voice echoed down the hall unnaturally - and Dick frowned.

     They had no idea what this building had been used for.  Just one day it came onto their - Batman’s - radar with a concerning number of unlicensed and unofficial military personnel… and now it was empty, hastily packed up and abandoned by the day they’d intended to check it out.  They’d not gotten a clue of what this place was for, outside of automatic systems firing on Red Hood of all people.  Not even giving the rest of them a single thought.  In fact, Batman stepping in the path stopped the automatic machines.

     “What’s the matter?  Normally you’re laughing it up - lemme guess, did Boxy give you the slip again?  Maybe Ember caught you in her songs yet again.  The lot of you are simply incompetent, I swear.”  There was something about the way the voice said the word incompetent that tickled at Dick’s brain, but he couldn’t place it at the moment.

     He tapped his comm before moving down the hall, easily finding the only occupied cell.

     The being looked awful.  Their clothing appeared to be some sort of modified royal regalia - which, Dick realized, lent some credibility to the idea the other was a king - but had been torn and ripped to shreds.  They had wounds that were sluggishly weeping a toxic green and their eyes were hazy, as if they weren’t able to see what was in front of them.  If comparing them to a human would create an accurate assessment, they looked sickly and malnourished.  He’d be surprised if someone told him the other had more than one meal a week for several months.  “Awfully silent there, Agent A,” the being smirked in Dick’s general direction - he jolted slightly, realizing the being literally couldn’t see - and Dick grimaced at the codename.  “No big, evil plans to destroy my Realms?  No demands for me to help you capture my subjects?  Not coming in here to make sure I don’t get any bright ideas about escaping?  What’s the plan of the day, hm?”

     “I’m not Agent A,” Dick didn’t know how to start this conversation, really, but that seemed like a safe starting point.

     The being tried sitting up, movements limited as more glowing green trickled out of them, before grimacing and going back to their slumped position.  The frown the king sent towards Dick was equal parts a misdirected glare and confusion.  “No, you’re not,” the being agreed, “who are you then?  Still haven’t gotten my eyesight back from your latest inane tests, fuck you very much, but I don’t recognize that voice.”  Dick’s eyebrows raised and he heard Jason snort over the otherwise silent comms.

     “Ah, I’m not part of… whatever this place was.  I’m Nightwing,” Dick started, prepared to explain further that the Justice League was investigating this and a few other facilities like it that had come to their attention, when the king snorted.

     “Sure, and I’m the Riddler.”  The being stated drily.  “The Justice League don’t give a damn about my people or the GIW, try again.”

     Dick paused, tilting his head slightly - that tone of voice… “Why do you say that?”

     The king sent as incredulous a look as they could towards Dick before they seemed almost… resigned.  “Right, we’re gonna go this route, huh?  A reminder that no one is going to save me or whatever?  Fine, sure, might as well.”  The being huffed a sigh, the sound worrisome if Dick were being totally honest.  If the being were human, he’d be either getting them immediate medical attention and their lungs checked out or setting about trying to make their last moments as comfortable as possible.  “Hm, let’s see, our first few calls to the JL were written off as prank calls, then I presume we called too many times - so our calls then got rerouted to you imbeciles.”  Dick knows who this being was reminding him of, he knows he does, it was just on the tip of his tongue.  “Tuck sent out some distress calls himself directly to a few superheroes, including Batman since you’re masquerading yourself as one of his associates.”  Bruce grunted over the comm, which Dick interpreted as I never got those calls.  “Then, as I’m sure you’re well aware of as Agent A gloats about it all the time, you employed one of the Justice League to help capture me.  You wouldn’t have been successful in the least if you didn’t have their tech and influence.  Though, the fact that you got my adoptive parents to get the drop on me helped immensely.”

     There was no sound as Dick and his family processed that explanation.

     The king spoke up again, seemingly unaware that they’d thrown them all for a loop, “so, did I pass?  Or are we going back to the table?”  Their tone was impatient, obviously wanting to dismiss whoever they thought Dick was, but with a tired wariness that came from knowing whoever it was would not leave and that they’d likely inflict pain upon the being.

     “If you believe the Justice League aren’t going to help,” Dick tried wording it as carefully as he could, “then why won’t your people?”

     “I’ve already told you all this,” the king growled, eyes flickering with a glow of power.  The display made Dick wary - if the being could summon power while in this pitiful state, then how powerful were they actually?  “I made a royal decree, telling them to avoid you lot specifically.  Maybe get your head out of your asses and communicate a little better.”

     “I found the power and security,” Tim said over the comm, breaking up the silence that’d permeated the device as they listened in on the conversation happening.  A couple seconds later, the faint buzz Dick could hear faded and the door to the cell unlocked.  “You’re safe to extract them now; medical has been set up in front of the building.”

     Dick hurried to open the door, “we’re gonna need a lot more than a few bandages, Red.”

     “I can see that,” Tim stated drily, likely cataloging what he could see of the being’s wounds.

     “Alright, your majesty, I’m going to be moving you to a safe place to try to take care of your wounds,” Dick approached the being that was vaguely following his movements, wary of the previous power display, “so uh, please don’t attack me?”

     The king frowned, had been since the moment Dick referred to them as your majesty, but didn’t protest being carefully lifted into Dick’s arms despite their confusion outside of a grimace of pain.

     By all rights, the being looked as if they should be screaming.

     It was a bit of a walk from the cell to the entrance, even with Dick hurrying as much as he dared, so he continued asking questions - easier ones this time.  “So, what’s your name?”

     The being snorted - then winced at whatever pain that had brought up, “you really have no clue what’s going on here, huh.  King Phantom, High King of the Infinite Realms, Protector of Balance, yadda yadda, a bunch of titles that mean jack shit at the moment since I am, all in all, a glorified test subject.”

     “And uh, how old are you?”

     King Phantom didn’t respond for a moment, before weakly asking their own question.  “What is the date?”  When Dick responded, the King seemed to deflate even more.  “I’m 16, then.”

     Dick hesitated, “and… how old were you when you were captured?”

     “It was a week before my 15th birthday.”  More than a year.  More than a year, this kid the same age as Dick’s baby brother had been in captivity, being treated as a test subject - worse than, considering their wounds weren’t even treated and they were left to die in their cell if Dick hadn’t checked that floor.

     Dick could hear crashing and cursing on the other end of his comm, certain Jason was trashing whatever he could in a rage, before the sound was abruptly cut off as Tim filtered the loud noises out of the connection.

     “I’m sorry,” Dick said sincerely - and the king just stared at him, despite the lack of vision.

     The rest of the trek was done in silence.

[dcxdp-mostly-danny-and-waynes]

DCxDP Prompt

(or general idea, really)

Demon Twins AU, with Danny being declared the slightly lesser twin in physical prowess and diplomatic shrewdness by age of 6. He is the spare. With that, Damian is ordered to dispose of his lesser half.

Ras Al Ghul decides to try sacrificing Danny to the Lazarus Pit with a ritual he found, offering one with blood relations to a higher being in order to gain power for one’s self. The ritual is believed to be a failure, as Ras gained nothing. Another reason to remember Danyal as nothing but a failure.

Fast forward maybe 8 years (the twins now 14 years old), and Damian sees Danny. He confesses to his family about his only blood brother and their story (tears and rage at Ras and Thalia ensue). With some research (stalking) and inquiries made about the ritual after the Batfam hears about it, it’s believed that Danny is somehow alive despite being killed by Damian and that he is owned by a higher being, labeled by the ritual only as the High Ghost King.

Cut to Danny, who only a few weeks ago learned that the ritual that he was sacrificed for failed because his grandfather missed a step, as he didn’t name the Ghost King when he held the ritual. That got a laugh out of Danny, who jokes that at least now that he’s technically king, he owns himself and can free himself from the contract (unnecessary, as the ritual failed).

Cue misunderstandings and mistranslations among living and dead, where the rumor is that Phantom, High Ghost King of the Infinite Realms, upon receiving a sacrifice from a Lazarus Pit, kept him alive and had him raised under mysterious circumstances, only to then free him and plan to spend the rest of eternity with the newly christened Danny Phantom, soul half of the king himself.

TLDR; what if Ras engaged his grandson to himself? And what if the Batfam was big mad about it?

[re4l-life-npc]

Close enough, welcome back Phantom!!

Dpxdc

You know those comments " close enough, welcome back ____". Ok so hear me out.

Imagine an edit on tiktok of green lantern being badass, saving the day, compilation of the best fights and he throwing jokes while ending a villain. And then someone commented   "close enough, welcome back Phantom".

And the next thing people know, the internet was full of Phantom edits. All the videos are clearly old, of poor quality and could easily pass as fake, but as time goes on, more and more videos appear, All posted by different accounts. Of course, this only served to make everyone curious.

Obviously people are confused and the answers they were getting just weren't helpful at all. The explanations range from "retired small town hero" to "the greatest hero to ever walk this earth."; from "He didn't retire, he was assassinated by the American government" to "He would easily finish off Superman".

And It was when someone posted a video with the caption "List of Phantom rogues who would end Superman:..." with no other explanation that things got out of control. It goes without saying that this started a fan war.

By the end of the week, the only things the general public knew were: 1. Phantom was a (teen??) ghost hero that protected humans from other ghosts and ghosts of humans, apparently; 2. He protected a small town in nowhere, Illinois; 3. That he had disappeared without explanation.

And that is not worrying at all.

I'll probably add something else later, but for now that's it.

(Please correct me if you find any glaring errors; writing in English stresses me out on another level.)

[alien-slushie]

Super Dog Walker?

DpxDc AU

Clark really needs a dog walker! The Kent family has been swamped lately, between work, and school, and superhero hijinks, and Krypto isn't being taken out as often as he really should be, leading to rowdyness and destructive behavior. So, Clark puts an ad out and it...doesn't go well.

Krypto is hyper, hes a good dog, but hes also a super powered dog, he has so much energy and its just impossible for a non-meta human to handle him, even then, metas without some level of strength aren't much better.

Just as Clark is getting ready to take down the ad, after the last dog walker had handed Clark back Krypto's leash before bolting away in fear with twigs tangled in their hair, another person responded.

Danny Fenton, a 17 year old who's recently moved to Metropolis with his older sister. Hes a highschool student, but does online classes, and wanted to walk Krypto to give his own dog some socialization.

What interests Clark, is that on Danny's application, he explicitly states that he has experience with meta-animals, though, no proof was provided.

Well, Clark was kind of at the end of his rope, so he decided to give the kid a chance.

One and a half hours later, Krypto is returned to him completely warn out, happy but exhausted, a state Clark had never seen before, and the Kid, Danny, is completely calm, babbling happily about taking Krypto to the park so Krypto could play with Cujo, Danny's Dog.

_____

Danny was proud to say he'd come a long way with Cujo's training(the Ghostly Mastiff Mix apprentantly only understood Latin and Ghost Speak, who knew?). But despite Danny's best efforts, he couldn't provide Cujo with proper socialization with other dogs. Oh Danny could play fetch with him for hours, and wrestle Cujo in his big form, and even play chase with him, but playing with a human is way different than just being able to play with another dog. Cujo didn't seem to mind the lack of company as long as Danny would play with him, but Danny still wanted to do more for Ghost's Best Friend.

At first, Danny tried dog parks, but dogs were sensitive beings, and could tell Cujo was stronger than them, more dangerous maybe? So they tended to get defensive, or cower.

Second, Danny tried to find other ghost animals. But, becoming a ghost was rare, and animals becoming ghosts even rarer, most animals were more than happy to simply let go and pass on. Danny did find a ghost wolf pack, but they hadn't taken kindly to Cujo encroaching on their territory, and any other ghost dogs were settled with ghosts of their people or were dutifully waiting on the edge of the ghost world and passing on for their people, so they weren't really interested.

Danny even tried making a robotic dog powered with ectoplasm to play with Cujo, but while it started off fine, the robot dog gained sentience, became possessive over Danny, and tried to exterminate Cujo, so Danny had to fight it and disassemble it!

Danny had almost given up hope, until he one day saw a flying white dog on the street, dragging some poor highschool freshman behind it. To anyone else, it just looked like the dog was running really fast, but Danny saw, the dog's paws weren't ever touching the pavement. With some searching around, Danny found the ad to be the dog's, Krypto's, dog walker, and applied.

The walk went better than Danny expected! Krypto and Cujo were playing chase all around an abandoned dog park Danny had found! Chasing, and jumping, and playing tug of war with a tree! Krypto could use his super strength, and Cujo could grow to his full size! It was so cute! Danny took so many pictures with his fenton-camera to show to Jazz. Most importantly, Cujo looked so alive! Well, as alive as a ghost dog could, being able to play with another dog.

When it was finally time to return home, both dogs were exhausted, panting happily and tiredly walking beside him, so he could return Krypto home.

Danny was so happy, he totally forgot he was getting payed! And what's better, Krypto's Owner, Clark, wanted Danny to continue walking Krypto! Score!

[nerdpoe]

Clark had a cousin growing up, and he literally just found out, as an adult with a child of his own, that the cousin was just Some Guy Ma and Pa found in their field.

He'd been talking with Ma, remembering Pa, and had mentioned that he hadn't seen his Cousin, Danny, in awhile.

His Ma told him that she had no way to contact Danny, because Danny was just Some Guy that showed up to lay in the snow on their field at random intervals, and he looked enough like Clark that they could get away with saying he was a cousin.

Apparently, he'd been harmless enough, and when Pa had pointed a shotgun at him for trespassing, the only thing he'd done was say "fair" and still refuse to move. Pa had done some interrogating, while Ma had kept a six year old Clark distracted, and found the long and short of it; the boy was an ice meta, and he'd overheated, so he was cooling down in the snow on the field before leaving again.

Pa had told Ma, while Clark was still distracted, and she'd ordered him to go out there and give the boy the last tub of ice cream they had.

After that, the boy, Danny, had sporadically returned every winter, stayed for a few days, helped around the farm, babysat Clark, and then disappeared.

When Clark had left for Metropolis, Danny had only come by one or two more times, then the visits stopped.

Danny hadn't even come back after Pa died.

Ma had assumed that the worst had happened, but since she only knew Danny's first name and that he was an ice meta, had no way of finding him. She hadn't said anything because she hadn't wanted to add to Clark's stress.

Clark, though, has a whole lot more resources at his fingertips; he's going to find Danny.

[thelazydetectivecat]

sleeping buddies

Okay listen Danny is NOT a college student but do you know what he is? A UNIVERSITY STUDENT WHICH IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE FULL OF BS don't get him wrong he loves his classes although why do some of them have to be on 7:00 a.m.

Worst part? Metropolis is expensive AF so he's just in Gotham having to take the bus and in case it gets delayed has to get the previous one which unfortunately is on 4:00 a.m. and the amount of assignments he has... so you can only imagine his addiction to coffee and his fantasies about sleeping

So here he is in the middle of a rogue attack at the bus stop sending the most professional email he can on 4:00 a.m. to his professor with a guy that looks more dead than he is beside him clutching his coffee as if it's the only thing keeping him standing which to be fair so is Danny. You know Damian just walk to the other bus stop sure it might take a bit of running and powers but what's the worst I could happen I mean it's not like he's a center of the attack after all.

....

Great he and the could be caffeinated corpse beside him are stuck in a room together and honestly both of them are struggling to even keep awake so much so that the goons have to encourage them to stay awake not even tying them up.

The guy looks at him and he looks back they come to a silent agreement.

Both of them use each other as blankets while they sleep if they die they die at this point they're going to die either out of a heart attack caused by caffeine or exhaust themselves to death and Danny would rather die in his sleep then any other option

... Oh wow that was actually the best sleep he had in years and he woke up with said guy in his arms... He fits perfectly in there and guy is snuggling him on his chest? He also fits perfectly in guys arms? Could this be the miracle he needs for good sleep?! Vigilantes are separating them NO HE NEEDS TO ASK THIS MAN TO BECOME HIS PERSONAL PLUSHIE HE NEEDS A SLEEPING BUDDY SCREW IT PUT ALL HIS SHYNESS AND EMBARRASSMENT IN THE CLOSET THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH TO HIM HE IS GETTING A VERY HUMAN PLUSH (with consent of course)

.....

Tim would very much love to talk about the day he found the miracle the human embodiment of it that comes in the form of Daniel Aether Graves. His sleep deprived the other half, his favorite pillow and blanket

That miracle of a man straight up asked him to be a sleeping buddy because he recognized how sleep deprived they both were and how somehow someway they're the perfect pillows for each other so they went on this arrangement where they would go either to one of their apartments and do something while cuddling to fall asleep.

This is the best freaking arrange in Tim's life

Why and how is it so easy to fall asleep and wake up energized with this man he will never know but he is not sharing

.....

The bat family are convinced Tim is dating and if he's not dating he's definitely seeing someone when they first heard of Tim's "sleeping buddy" they immediately shut their mouths not wanting to walk into that but something is clearly happening Tim is more energized what are they doing together that's their question...

Will they have the nightmare and risk of possibly walking in something they don't want to see yes but also they might get the secrets to Tim's now energized self

Only to see Tim and some random guy cuddling on the couch with a bunch of blankets covering them in his apartment and the Barbie movie from 2023 playing in the background with a pillow fort at the side was a huge sign saying "EXTREME EMERGENCY SLEEPY TIME"

The heck did they just walk into?

[akemi2003]

Fic prompt 69

Dpxdc

Do you all remember that episode of Danny Phantom where he finds out the “last male” purple gorilla is actually female and basically saves the entire species? (Yes, you do).

So. Consider this:

What if after that whole incident Danny realizes it wasn’t a one-off. It wasn’t just ghost empathy or a fluke. He actually understands animals. Like—full comprehension. Not vibes. Not guesswork. Actual body language processing.

At first he thinks it’s just ghost-adjacent nonsense. Some weird liminal side effect of being half-dead. But then he starts noticing patterns. Birds arguing about territory. Stray dogs giving eyewitness accounts. Rats with municipal-level gossip networks.

And once he severs ties with Amity Park (because let’s be honest, that town does not deserve him), he doesn’t go full broody hermit. He does something smarter.

Sam absolutely clocks the ethical implications immediately.

“Danny, this isn’t just a power. This is regulatory leverage.”

So with her pushing him (and probably handling the paperwork because you know he would not), he goes legit. Registers as a consultant. Animal behavioral analysis, ecological assessment, investigative audits. Zoos. Factory farms. Research facilities. Private estates.

Except he’s not analyzing behavior.

He’s taking testimony.

And suddenly exposés start dropping. Facilities shut down. Conditions improve overnight because word spreads fast in human spaces when a meta-human can walk into a building and say, very calmly:

“The tigers would like to discuss your ventilation system.”

He becomes a little famous. Not flashy Justice League famous. More like whispered-in-elite-circles famous. The kind of person corporations get nervous about.

Which is how he ends up in Gotham.

Cut to:

Danny standing in front of Wayne Manor after speaking to one of the Wayne pets.

He’s polite. Unbothered.

“Hi. So. Your bats asked me to visit.”

And somewhere deep in the Batcave, several hundred bats are absolutely losing their minds because FINALLY someone is listening.

Bruce is suspicious. Obviously.

Danny is just there like, “Sir, your microchiroptera community has notes. Mostly about the acoustics. Also one of them thinks you’re emotionally constipated.”

And honestly?

That’s how the Wayne family gets a consultant who doesn’t need hacking skills to uncover secrets.

He just asks the wildlife.

[insertbadpunhere]

"The Intern"

An AU DPxDC concept where a cult summons attempts to summon the Ghost King; Pariah Dark. Only to be met with Danny in his human form.

Now, revealing that the new Ghost King is a halfa to a bunch of weirdos in robes is a bad idea. So when they inevitably ask who the hell he is, he comes up with a lie.

"Oh, I'm his intern. I think? Maybe secretary is a better word? You know what, it doesn't matter." His lie is unsure at first, but then he puts on his best customer service voice and tries again.

"Hello, I'm Danny and I'll be the one taking your call. Now before we start, can you give me your name and reason for summoning?"

This pisses off the cult leader. After all, the summoning circle was structured to summon The Ghost King, not some stupid intern. The leader then demands why the magic circle didn't work.

"Look, I don't know how the current king has rewired the magic stuff to have it summon me instead. I'm just an intern."

The cult then gestures to the heroes they've captured. They state that since they went through the trouble of capturing a strong hero for a sacrifice, they should gain audience with Pariah Dark.

"No can do. Pariah Dark was over thrown a couple of years back. I'm working for King Phantom. Who is very busy dealing with the bureaucratic nightmare that his predecessor left behind."

The captured heroes, whoever they are, are somewhat relieved that they didn't have to deal with Pariah Dark. But they feel new trepidation over this unknown monarch.

"I can see if I can pencil you in for an appointment in the next... Few hundred years maybe?" Danny, now married to the bit, pulls out a notebook and pen.

The leader then claims that this was supposed to be the start for world domination and glory and continues his demands to see the king.

"Do you have any idea how many people are in line before you? No, management does not care if this is about world domination. We're already in backlog hell. Ruling another realm would only add to the growing pile of paper work."

It's then that backup for the captured heroes arrives to rescue. Danny staysback and watches as the other heroes dismantle the cult. He then goes to untie the closest hero next to him.

"I swear every cult leader I've met so far has been a power obsessed Karen. But that's customer service for you."

However, Danny's lie begins to backfire on him, because now his human identity is now in the justice leagues database as person of interest.

Even after the whole summoning debacle, he now has to deal with nosy heroes, king responsibilities, diplomatic matters, and school.

[spacemammal]

Based on this post by @pointnclick

I love the idea of Danny and the Joker having an unending beef and I thought of them when I read that post

[remosdeerica]

DeadSerious prompt:

So, Scarecrow attacks Gotham Academy for some reason. All the kids are scared and Damian is angry and frustrated that he can't do anything to help without risking his identity.

As the chaos is unfolding, in stumbles a half asleep Danny (new kid at school) with a coffee in his hand and no spacial awareness. He just strolls right into the middle of what's happening without even opening his eyes. Just trying to make it to class before the bell rings.

Scarecrow, obviously annoyed, grabs Danny and tries to get him to stop.

Danny grabs the guy's arm so hard you can hear his bones creak and judo slams him into the ground, eyes still closed and coffee still in hand. He tilts his head back in a giant and excessively loud yawn and looks down to squint at Scarecrow.

"Dude, Halloween isn't for another six months. What's with the costume?"

Everyone looks on him horrified fascination as Danny decides not to wait for an answer to his question, and instead lumbers off. Still half asleep and trying to get to a class that is most definitely canceled.

And Damian, is left standing amongst the crowd wondering if he can convince his family that 16 is old enough to get married.

[candlecoo]

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[candlecoo]

Someone in ghost story au: didn't you die

Ghost story izuku: that was weeks ago dude, things change.

more trauma for Kacchan.

[emil1863]

It was a good idea at the start...