The Angstiest Icy-Hot Patch

Melanie, 24, Pan, nonbinary, they/them, Personal Blog, Formally lars-ofthe-stars, I'm not good with the word

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[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

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I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

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[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

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i was not fucking ready for this photograph

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certified iconic post

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

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[egalitarianchica]

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

[egalitarianchica]

Is it this?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

[egalitarianchica]

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

[emeraldmercury]

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

[sugarcoatednightshade]

🥺🥺🥺

[razzleberryjam]

If you kiss a man's hand, you'll literally explode their brain

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[jaubaius]

This dude is an absolute specimen

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god the noises he makes

[estrogenpatchnotes]

this is a fucking earthbound enemy

[weaver-z]

For those wondering, yes, Cruella's mom was killed onscreen by dalmatians, and yes, it is The Best Scene in the Movie.

(This is the only screen recording I was able to capture without cackling like an insane person over the audio.)

[weaver-z]

Holy shit, I just noticed this while sharing this clip with a friend but if you go to abooout 1:04 in the video (the part where she gasps and gives a weak "no!"), the film visibly stutters where two different takes were spliced together. This gif is unedited from the actual film.

This movie cost $200 million and costs $30 to watch at home with a Disney+ subscription. Please do not go see this.

[transjinako]

The fucked up and evil pokemon game we’ve been waiting for 

[radicalapollo]

You can’t just walk about this game like this without showing the people FUCKING WHITE NESSA

[cungadero]

i was going to say “nintendo hire this man” but nintendo already fired this man

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[leatherleaves]

Omg

[the--evil-lesbian]

This made me feel better today and i think sometimes you just gotta hear someone play megolovania on a microwave

[xoxolosergirl]

watch without sound for mass confusion

[puyopuyo]

Visit Original Link

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

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[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

>catholic

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