Blitzwing

“Inzanity iz relative. It dependz on who haz who locked in what cage…Deep into zat darknezz peering, long I ztood there. Wondering, Vearing, Doubting, dreaming dreamz no patent ever dreamed bevor. I vaz ze mozt dangerouz patient in zat Azylum. And now. I'm ze mozt dangerous Dezepticon. I vould keep your diztanze. I waz locked away avter my perental unitz death. Avter I tried to zlaughter ze bullies that picked on me vor havin zree fazez.. Zree perzonalitiez zplit into one body. I vas born crazy, and zere is no vay out ov it..... Zoze docotrz are ze very onez to drive me more inzane zen I already vaz. Ztarved uz. Beat uz. Got inzide our prozezzorz and picked around to zee vhat ziz would do and zat would do. Ve vere zere little dollz. But zat vaz until I got out. I vaz looze. And I killed each and every one of zozse doctors. And I let the patenze vree.”

[kushandwizdom]

Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant."..... Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

[shez-a-b0mbshell]

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

[teddybearnova]

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

[the-mad-man-with-a-scarf-deacti]

I cannot stop laughing. 

[whitegenocidereturns]

how have I gone this long without seeing this video

[ghoulgaara]

good gOD

[fabail]

…Did anyone take a note of this? He nonchalantly pulled him back by grabbing his hood! :O

[rorby]

>:[

[arcaneimages]

[kitty-winkle]

What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

[joaquinbaloney]

Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.

[pointedperception]

My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.

[holographicdeadunicorn]

Avengers ASSemble

[nutritionbeast]

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

[space-shuttle-discovery]

This is so important

[classicdaisycalico]

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.

[daywatch]

I like this better than the anti-smoking advertisements on TV that try to scare the shit out of you.

[whateverrrforeverrr]

so now can we stop romanticizing holding a cigarette and smoking? it’s not beautiful, it’s destructive

[icyhot-nutcase]

"Hello, Blitzwing; how are you today?"

"Iem fine. And jou?"

[ofdarkstorms]

The Seeker femme held out a placating servo, her crimson optics creased with concern. "Please... it's all right. I promise, I'm not here to harm you." Her movements were slow and carefully measured as she tried to portray that she was not an enemy and her tone was calm and soft, almost like a mother's. 

"I came here because I heard screaming." She bit her bottom lip component out of nervous habit before adding, "Are you quite all right?"

[icyhot-nutcase]

Blitzwing let out a long relieved vent before flopping back completely down onto the berth. He was now looking up at the ceiling before giving a calming nod.

        "Iem...'M Fine."

The mech replied before slowly sitting up and shifting himself to where his legs were hanging off the side and his peds firmly touching the floor.

   "Vaz but a mere bad dream. No need to fret about itz."

[esuerc]

Just a WIP~ Owo

You tell me what he’s angry about~

[dantealegria]

oh my

[esuerc]

So what if Blitzwing didn’t have his little blur transition, and just did the thing~

[majesticbuffet]

look at this messy Blitzwing cake I made

AND HES KOOL AID FLAVORED

[blitzyreblogs]

…She’d totally be able to take him.

Just a thought that what if Blitzwing found the warehouse. OwO

[rambling-et-al]

TFA Blitzwing? I guess you could say three heads are better than nein.

[asexualstarscream]

[asexualstarscream]

[asexualstarscream]

[fillingboxes]

Your muse corners mine in an alley. What happens?