Fancy

FANCINESS IN A NUTSHELL===================="What's crackin' lil' bitches?"- Jazz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a bomb technician, if you see me running"...Try to catch up"-Unknown.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m...

[moonbell-cottage]

Giveaway!

To celebrate 100 followers, I’d like thank you guys by giving away some of my favorite items in New Horizons to one of you!

🤎 Must be following

🤎 Like and reblog for 1 entry each

🤎 Be able to use a dodo code to receive items

That’s it! I’ll pick a winner next week on Thursday May 21st evening central time.

Thank youuu 😘

Diy recipes:

• floral swag

• tiny library

• mum cushion

• tree branch wreath

Items:

• knapsack

• apron

• candles

• cushion

• plushie

• embroidery

• pen stand

• art

• mushroom wreath

• sunflower crown

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[pageoftowers]

Yes I needed these in my life thank you

[freckled-lili]

Idea from @doc-mcleeches, inspired by this tweet:

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[certifiedlovergurls-world]

Yes, give me this energy✨

[qxessence]

No such thing as rebloggin this too many times

[crimeshetyped]

Lemme hop on this frequency 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[lynati]

Something AMAZINGLY GOOD!

[whirlybirbs]

AS PER RUSSO’S DECREE, MY SPOILER BAN WILL LIFT ON MONDAY. I WILL NOT BE TAGGING MY ENDGAME SPOILERS AFTER MONDAY. THOSE WHO COMETH, BEWARE THE MONDAY.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[bbparker]

I hate these things but I’m always up to be proved wrong

[watchouttheresfire]

The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.

EDIT: Ya’ll saying “it’s not really that cold where I am so it can’t be that serious” please remind yourselves that this cold snap has already killed at least a dozen people, including a 69-year-old man who should never have been expected to work in these temperatures in the first place. While he froze to death last night, the town reached its lowest temperature ever recorded: -33 degrees Fahrenheit, almost 50 degrees lower than tonight’s (February 1) low of 15 at McMurdo Station in Antarctica.

FedEx worker found frozen at Illinois delivery hub

A FedEx worker was found dead outside a delivery hub in East Moline, IL, on Thursday.

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

Ya’ll ain’t got central heating at the crib??

[cleothegoldfish]

He wasn’t at home. His job decided delivering packages outside in the literal freezing cold was more important than the health of its employees and he died as a result.

[onlyblackgirl]

A college student died walking from his car to the dorm. They say literally 10 minutes outside is enough to kill you.

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

5 minutes outside in this cold gives you irreversible frostbite

10 minutes can and will kill you

this isn’t even just something “they say”, these are facts that i’ve been reiterating since the announcement of the cold snap.

stay indoors, and don’t even try to go to work. if your job insists, then you need to go above your boss’ head and call either a union or someone higher up because there’s no good reason to go to work in life-threatening conditions

this is dangerous shit

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[polararts]

If you think your art blog is going to be deleted:

You can save all your posts with these instructions I’ll do it too just to be safe, I honestly don’t remember what I’ve posted here over the years.

[1ivoryandsalt1]

You can also import a copy of your blog into wordpress. YMMV if you have a huge amount of posts.

[polararts]

Oh thanks!! This is also a good one!! In case the first doesn’t work or you don’t have the memory for a whole zip of your blog~

[kallikal]

Whoop there it is

Hey guys! I am the back! I reignited my art tumblr, theartofthebroccoli and have been posting on Instagram so come find my stupid ass posting all of her feelings in art.

https://www.instagram.com/thealbinobroccoli/?hl=en

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[nerd-utopia-deactivated20200206]

[britney]

“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”

[rachelkiley]

I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

shes taking courses so she can help her son w/ his homework like thats honestly heartwarming that she’s placing that level of importance on not just completing homework but making sure her kids learn and understand like honestly thats such a great thing to do as a parent im so happy for her

[lost-in-my-own-head]

Fucking finally. A ray of fucking hope.

[alialioxenfreeee]

This woman means so much to me and I’m so happy that she gets to be as happy and content as she has always deserved

[ichigokage]

Good for you, Britney. 🙂

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[kallikal]

Redbubble

Hey guys! I’ve been designing a lot of stickers that don’t really display well on tumblr and a bunch of new art! Please check out my shop and support it!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/kallikal?ref=side-nav-account&asc=u

kallikal

Art is my hobby, currently enrolled in college! I am a huge nerd for Marvel, Trollhunters, D&D, I am small so that’s why most of my sticke

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i wanted to draw a bongo goat

first run through. not cute enough

oh there we go

yeaahh babey

slappin

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

[persephone-is-here-omg]

You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

[lizawithazed]

He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory

[the-queen-of-thedas]

let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory 

[littlethingwithfeathers]

let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory