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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Claire Keane
shark vs the universe
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Jules of Nature
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The Stonewall Inn
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@idea-haus
interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and heâs like âfuck youâ and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like âwhat the fuck. nobodyâs even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood fromâ
i think thatâd be funny
âDude are you okâ
its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:
Neurotypical Social Skill #110
Do you struggle with emotional regulation? Has a neurotypical ever told you youâre âoverreactingâ? For the low low price of screeching and punching them in the face this irritating and concerning behavior can be stopped today.
Neurotypical Social Skill #111
Neurotypicals who insist on maintaining eye contact are most likely cleverly disguised basilisks trying to turn you to stone. To avoid turning into stone, always wear mirrored sunglasses so they turn into stone instead. Anyone who asks you to take off your sunglasses are also basilisks and should be avoided.
Neurotypical Social Skill #119
NT place a high regard on oneâs ability to recognize a person by their facial features even when they change their clothes and hair. In fact, they expect you to recognize that one person is related to another by similar features. Simulate this obsession by approaching every person and quickly grabbing their hand and pulling them toward you and whispering in their ear, âI remember you.â
Neurotypical Social Skill #123
Neurotypicals sometimes express empathy for physical injuries by scrunching up their face and hissing like a cat. Imitate this as frequently as possible.
((Note: this was submitted but i didnât queue it properly, so the person who submitted got erased! I didnât come up with this! ~ML))
Tom Dulou
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they canât agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks itâs a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think itâs a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody seeâs their dadâs ghost#and thereâs cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president
oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED
Exit stage left, pursued by the school mascot
what bastille song is this from
Things we lost in the fire
Tom Dulou
at your best you still wonât be good enough for the wrong person. at your worst, youâll still be worth it to the right person.
vampire memes
turning into a swarm of rats mid sentence while talking to someone
debating with your friends what bloodtype a human is based on arbitrary things (ie: âsee, he just picked his nose when he thought no one was looking DEFINTELY a type-Oâ âoh fuck off we both know thats an AB moveâ)
citing âconservation of massâ as the reason you can turn into one (1) wolf but several rats or bats
Counting The Ceiling Tiles Game, Extreme Version (or, for that matter, ANY counting game, Extreme Version)
holding entire conversations with someone while standing on the ceiling and vehemently avoiding acknowledging or explaining why you are on the ceiling
almost getting yourself killed because you just couldnt stand not knowing what garlic bread tasted like even a second longer
âi need an entire extra closet, just for my eccentric cloaksâ âwhat about your eccentric coats?â âtwo extra closets-â âwhat about your eccentric shawls?â âthree extra closets-â âwhat about-â (repeat for as long as your friend can keep coming up with swishy articles of clothing)
feel free to add more
telling knock knock jokes while actually knocking at the door until the owner of the house you are trying to enter gets tired enough to give up and invite you in
looking in the mirror and loudly announcing âoh my god i look AMAZINGâ
may i just quietly leave this here
A good video
how paper umbrellas are made
