Send âRumor has it...â And a rumor about my muse
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Send âRumor has it...â And a rumor about my muse
I need to stop forgetting that I am supposed to be around here often... and that I am supposed to be social instead of a recluse
reblog if you would ship with more than one muse on a multimuse.
iâve never been really sure if people are okay with multiple ships with multiple characters on a multimuse blog and i wish this were more common :-/
sexual sunday honesty! send my muse a nsfw/sexual question and they have to answer it honestly.
I still have an open ask box so feel free to drop an anon or two in there...
⊠Hint. Hint.
reblog if it's okay to IM you
well...
I'm back again. This time hopefully for good
Oh god thereâs more. Bless these images
No words, just moist
Guys. Holy fuck. I canât breathe. Dying
A Little Too Drunk Starters:
âOh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!â
âWe watched some horror movie.. I think itâs called, âthe Teletubbies..â?â
âPants are just an illusion.â
âShut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.â
âHey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dogâs cheating on you..â
âHey, the cat crashed your car.â
âI thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isnât, so now we have a bouncy house.â
âItâs not a mattress, itâs my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.â
â[NAME]âs a VIP at that one strip clubâŠ.. Whatâs it called again⊠âGolden Corralâ?â
âIâm bleeding?!â
âI have to tell you a secretâŠâ
âYou think itâs important that I lost my shirt?! You think itâs important?! IâLL TELL YOU WHATâS IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CANâT FUCKINâ TIE HIS SHOES!!!â
âI need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or Iâm fucked.â
âI was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.â
âLook, man, I didnât mean to pee on you.â
âThanks for letting me room with you⊠By the way, vodka makes me gassy.â Â
âYou want to go to Taco Bell?â
âI lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?â
âWow, you look so much better when Iâm drunk. You should try it more often.â
âI CANâT SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!â
âHello, 911? Are you still awake?â
âJesus told me to do it.â
âIâm really sorry Iâm so creepy everybodyâŠâ
âThis is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.â
âHow many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.â
âHOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?â
âHamsters have feelings, too..â
âWho convinced me to come here?â
âThe dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.â
âIâLL PROTECT YOU! IâM BATMAN!â
âLook at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, thatâd be cool..â
âYouâre not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..â
Do this anonymously or not, I wanna know.
A - I love you.
B - I hate you.
C - I love your blog.
D - Youâre cute.
E - Youâre nice.
F - You donât belong here.
G - I donât like you.
H - Deactivate your tumblr account.
I - Iâm your secret admirer.
J - I love the way you express yourself.
K - Youâre too beautiful.
L - I miss you.
M - Stay humble.
N - Youâre too popular.
O - Youâre tumblr famous.
P - Awesome blog.
Q - Iâm in love with you.
R - You annoy me.
Letâs finish this out while weâre at it.
S - If I knew you more Iâd probably be in love with you.
T - Youâre one of the first blogs I followed.
U -Â We are mutuals and I donât understand how.
V - Iâve thought about unfollowing you.
W - Youâre funny.
X - I want to be mutuals.
Y - You donât express yourself enough.
Z - Sometimes I donât like you.
send me a song that you think fits my muse.
Anonymously tell my muse something you'd never say to their face.